I am so sorry it took so long for me to update! Stupid school is getting in the way! Well heres part II!

The first day- Part II

Snape finished his whining and went to breakfast. He sat down at the end of the table and snarled at a bowl of oranges. Don't ask why... he must have thought they were mocking him. He's just dumb that way. As he was think of blowing up the bowl of oranges, Pansy Parkinson sat next to him, an evil smirk on her face. (Though she probably thought it was a kind smile)

"Hey, are you new?" she asked. "I haven't seen you before."

"No," he shook his head, "I've been here for five years. I just keep to myself." He didn't even look at her, so he couldn't see that she was pulling a card out of her robes from her bra, like the hussy she was.

"Well," she said kindly, "if you ever need company, just find the passage behind the portrait of Agneus Blacktooth. My girls will be waiting." She put her hand under his chin and made him look at her, gave a wink and put the card on the table.

Snape picked up the card and read it.

"Madame Pansy M. Parkinson

House of Pleasure

All Slytherins welcome

Don't stress when you have us"

He shuddered, but put the card in his pocket. He was kinda freaked out that one of his former students was already a Madame of a whore house. (AN/ sorry, I couldn't resist the whore house thing. It just popped into my mind)

Meanwhile...

James, Sirius and Remus were walking through the school on their way to breakfast. "Wheres Peter?" Sirius asked out of nowhere.

"I don't know," James said, while checking his reflection in his portable mirror that talked to him.

"You look the same as everyday!" it yelled at him. "Don't you dare ask!" The mirror jumped down from his hand and wobbled away as fast as it could. It must have been sick of James.

"Maybe he was eaten by the giant squid", Remus said urgently.

They all exchanged looks... then shrugged.

As they walked into the Great Hall, they saw none other then they're favorite object of entertainment... Severus Snape. Well, James and Sirius' favorite, Remus didn't really do anything. He just hung back and watched.

"Well, if it isn't Snapelit!" Sirius grinned evily. "Look, James", he chuckled, "Snapelit is all red. Why is that?" he added, looking at Snape.

"I'm not," he snarled, "leave me alone!"

"But we don't wanna leave you alone," James looked hurt, "its been a while since we've talked." He pulled out his wand...

Later in the hospital wing

James lay on one of the beds, covered in orange pieces. Snape had jumped out ot the way, the spell hit the bowl of oranges and he ran off to his first class. Sirius, out of the goodness of his heart, volenteered to miss ALL of his classes and stay with James to make sure he wouldn't go blind from the abundence of orange juice that had squirt into James' eyes.

Meanwhile, in Defense Aginst the Dark Arts, war raged on as Professor Furby asked questions. He wasn't asking anything that had to do with DADA! He kept asking if the students were his "friends"! The students were scared for their innocence.

"CHILD MELESTOR!" screamed Pavartie, throwing her books at the giant fuby.

"You happy, see me? hmmm?" asked Furby.

"NO!" the class yelled, and ran from the class room to seek shelter from the rapeist Furby. The only place they were safe now was... the lake of green jello.

When they reached it, Luna was standing on a small island she made out of gramcrackers, smirking. "I told you only the jello would save us all!" she boasted. "I am the smart one! Now you will be the ones who will suffer! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" With that, she jumped into the lake of jello and began swimming.

The students begged for shelter. She finaly gave in... but only on one condition...

Two hours later

Luna sits on a huge winged throne, placed majesticaly on the ghramcracker island and all the other students danced around her. Hailing her presence, and exahulting her name.

Luna sighed and smiled to herself. "Life is good", she confirmed with her radish earings. Though her victory was short lived as Harry came storming down to the lake, dragging Dumbledor behind him. Ranting and raving all the way.

"She filled the lake with green jello! Its not fair ! I'M the hero! Mememememememememe! ME! It's not fair professor! Not fair at all!" They stopped about six feet from the lake (well, jello), and Harry looked very pleased with himself.

Dumbledor looked very annoyed at... Harry! He smacked him upside the head and snapped. "Thats for tattle-tailing! You should know better! Bad Harry! Very, very bad Harry!"

Harry looked sad, because he was no longer the loved hero. He sat and cried in his self pitty.

Meanwhile: in the Gryfendor common room

Lily didn't rush down to the lake; for she was deathly alergic to green jello. Insted, she sat in an arm chair reading a book, entitled "What to do when a Giant Furby Wants to you to be his 'Friend'" She figured, if she couldn't seek shelter with everyone else, she would do research on a way to protect herself.

As she turned the page, James and Sirius walked in. James ruffled his hair and leaned aginst the arm of her chair. "You know," he said, trying to be smooth, "I almost died today. I think you should give me a hug at least, because I've been so tramatized."

Lily didn't even look up at him. "No."

"Please?"

"No"

"Now?"

"No"

A minute later...

"How about now?"

"Yes"

"Really?"

"No"

She went back to ignoring him and reading her book.

James walked up to his dorm and dropped to his knees on the floor, shouting to the narrator.
"WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO?"

The narrator's mighty voice rang out. "I didn't do it! I swear! She just hates you."

Hey guys, sorry it took me so long to update, I've been busy with school and stuff like that. I've also been busy with an actual book I'm writing and am going to get published. Well, anyway, I'll try to update soon. So, until then, Read and Review.

As always

Foppet1