I've decided to add a little humor in this chapter, as stated in the last chapter. One of the Protectors decides to have a bit of fun with a spawn of Satan….with CHEESE! Enjoy the funny chapter!
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Joey Wheeler sat in his room, staring at the news reporter on screen. He couldn't believe what was happening to Domino, his only home. Why were vampires invading the city, anyway?
"Would anyone stay in their homes, anyway?" Joey asked himself, rubbing his forehead in frustration. Suddenly, a knock on the front door was heard out in the living area. Joey stood up, but walked into the kitchen instead. He opened the fridge, and grabbed a can of spray cheese, for protection. (Author: Yeah, right!) He then proceeded to the door, and opened it. A cloaked figure with a white hockey mask and a long machete stood in his doorway.
"Nice costume, but it's not Halloween!" Joey laughed at the figure, which had large demonic wings beginning to protrude from its back. When Joey saw this, he gasped and clutched his heart. "Oh, crap. You're a vampire!"
"One of the best, sent to hunt you, Joseph Wheeler," the vampire replied, holding up the knife in front of Joey's face. "Now, prepare to feel the wrath of my blade!" Joey, feeling scared for his life, held up the cheese can in the demon's face.
"Oh, yeah? Well, feel the wrath of my CHEESE!" the blonde laughed, spraying a long string of the cheddery goodness in the vampire's face. The vampire screamed in pain at the cheddar cheese, and fell to the floor, twitching. He looked as though he was having a seizure, but was foaming at the mouth with cheese. Joey blew at the cap of the can as if it were a gun.
"You mess with me," he said, walking out the front door, cheese at hand. "You mess with my cheese."
My first attempt at pure humor. How was it to you? What will happen as more strange things go on? Find out in chapter six, Shotgun Madness.
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