this is When Evil Demons Have Kids, Season 2! (AU.) It's in a new format that's easier to follow, and still humor is there on the loose...it might get a bit dramatic, but right back to humor then...

Disclaimer: I only own Kare, Kichiro, Sydney and Jimmy...everyone else Rumiko Takahashi owns...and the three that I own are very innocent...right...? (cough, Jimmy, cough.)

but here is some information YOU NEED TO KNOW!

Jimmy is a weapon sporting evil monkey owned by Rin who loves to scare the crap out of Naraku, like chasing him down the street.

Sydney was a bitch that Sesshomaru married years before he and Naraku knew eachother. He went missing on their honeymoon and Sydney was destined to find him...the night Naraku went into labor, she came along and triggered it with Naraku's anger. Sydney gave into the fact that Sesshomaru loved Naraku more than her and she now helps out at their house with the kids, on the search for hot guys 24/7. Picture Paris Hitlon as her.

Kare and Kichiro are Naraku and Sesshomaru's twins. Kare is adventuroushas blonde and curly hair with blue streaks across her cheeks and her eyes are amber. Kichiro is young and shy...he looks like Inuyasha except his hair is black and his dog-ears are black too...he almost died during birth. they are now 5 years old.

WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR:

Kikyo is now at a college in the USA where she can learn more about science...she just found an awesome guy which she immediately fell in love with...his name...? Suikotsu.

Kagome and Inuyasha are married...she is now pregnant with their first child.

Miroku and Sango are engaged...

The Inu-Gang have moved to Hawaii.

It's been five years since last season...

When Evil Demons Have Kids: Season 2

PG-14

warnings: slash, mpreg (that was before.) and language.

Hakudoushi: (whispering.) Look at this, dude! (Holds up a Mad Magazine to Kohaku.)

Kohaku: What is it?

Hakudoushi: I knew Clio was lying about loving him!

Kohaku: Loving who?

Hakudoushi: Shhh!

Sesshomaru: (turns around.) Will I have to send you three to detention?

Kohaku: (whispers.) What the hell? Three? It's only us!

Hakudoushi: And Jimmy.

Kagura: Since when did you become our teacher?

Sesshomaru: Since when did you become my bitch?

Kagura: Oh, Sesshomaru! Take me! (glomps him)

Kouga: (pops in wearing a cheerleader outfit.) Give me a B! Give me a L! Give me an A! Give me an N! Give me a– wait a minute...black isn't spelled that way...oh well. (Winds up pom-poms, cheers.) What does that spell? Ooh...that ryhmes...BLACK MAIL! HAHAHAHA!

Sesshomaru and Kagura: (pause after making out.) Whoa.

(Cut to a bridge.)

Naraku: (Standing on top of it, looking down, then falls off.)

"Ho– my God!" Naraku shot up in bed, looking around, seeing he was in the same room he went to sleep in. He looked to his left and saw Sesshomaru sleeping very peacefully, occasionally twitching his nose or snorting. Sometimes he even completely shook his head making a strange gurgling sound from inside his throat that sounded like he was snoring. Naraku's hair was a mess; stray hair stuck out of his loose pony tail and his bangs were wet with cold sweat.

"A dream...just...a dream. When did I ever start dreaming?" Naraku asked himself, sort of whispering not wanting to wake his lover. But it was too late. Sesshomaru jerked his head up and pointed his finger to their door, with his eyes still closed, saying,

"The category is music."

And Sesshomaru fell back onto the pillows sound asleep. Naraku stared at the dog demon and twitched. "I think I'm gonna go check on Kare and Kichiro..." he trailed off as he stared to get out of bed, slowly letting his feet touch the floor. After that, he began to crawl on the floor towards the door.

A ray of light was visible underneath the door, signaling that someone else in the house was awake. With a quick leap, Naraku jumped up, swinging the door open, seeing the refrigerator door open in the kitchen. "Who's there?" he asked, grabbing the closest thing in sight: a candle stick which he held out in defense.

But, he got no reply, which made him angry and Naraku growled, slowly walking around the island in the kitchen foyer. He stood completely still when he saw Jimmy the monkey getting a beer out of the refrigerator. Jimmy turned to stare at Naraku and put on his most innocent look with his lower lip trembling.

"No, Jimmy. This is the fifth time this week you've gotten up wanting to get a beer. You're going to wet your– Holy shit, I sound like a mother."

Jimmy cackled evilly and made his famous escape. The monkey jumped up and grabbed the curtain from the windows, and swung from that to the doorknob to Abi and Kagura's room, twisting it, and slipping inside, shutting the door behind him. Naraku sighed deeply. "That is one smart monkey..."

He slowly creeped into the room down the hall to see the lights still on in the room. Naraku growled under his breath and walked straight towards that room. He swung the door open and found Hakudoushi listening to hard rock and Kohaku trying to go to sleep. Naraku looked at his watch: It was about 3 O'clock in the morning. "Hey, get to bed. You have a test tomorrow." he said very wearily.

"Naraku, what's up? You sound like you did after you had Kichiro."

Naraku just glared at the boy and shut the door. Inside the room, Hakudoushi cackled evilly and went back to mouthing the words to hard rock.

Outside the door, Naraku already opened the door to the twins' room. The lights were darkly off and he could barely see anything even a foot in front of him. So, he decided to take the lightest steps, not wanting to trip over anything or managing to wake the kids. Naraku was so concentrated on the children that he didn't see a little table in his way. And of course, he tripped over it, making it fall down and make a huge crashing sound.

"Oh, shit." Naraku muttered under his breath immediately looking to their beds. Kare and Kichiro were still sound asleep. "Those kids are literally dead..." he remarked, surprised that the sound didn't wake them. Slowly, he crawled over to their little beds and managed to sit in between them.

Kare's golden wavy locks of hair covered her face and pointed ears while the blue streaks across her cheeks were clearly visible on her pale face. Kichiro had his little dog ears covered in a backwards baseball cap while his black hair tangled in the back.

Naraku sighed deeply. "And to think that you two were born about five years ago...," He shook his head and rubbed his hand over Kare's little arm. "It only felt like you were born yesterday too..." he thought some more and then realized something. "And only yesterday you got off of bottles..."

He cringed at the thought. "It took Kikyo forever to realize that I'm not like a cow; I cant be milked." At that he completely shuddered. "Oh, God...that still gives me nightmares..."

WEDHK
Sesshomaru danced around the kitchen singing to himself, swinging a beer in one hand. "I feel pretty, oh, so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and...GAY!" He attracted the attention of Sydney who was in the middle of eating lunch.

"Sesshy, it you keep doing that you're going to make yourself sick."

"You're not my mother."

Sydney sighed...she knew she would never win against the dog demon's strong willed personality. "Whatever...keep doing what you want, but when you vomit, don't blame me." she said in a singing tone.

"I wont...I'll blame..."

Kare walked into the room, having a chocolate bar hanging out of her chocolate covered mouth. Sesshomaru presented his hands to his daughter and exclaimed. "I'll blame her!"

Kare looked very confused and then swallowed a bit of the chocolate, and at the same time saying: "What, Daddy?"

Sesshomaru saw Kichiro walk in after her, having toilet paper cover half of his body. "Oh...uh...nevermind..."

Hakudoushi was again asleep in class, drooling all over his science text-book. Kohaku, who sat next to him occasionally threw spit balls at him. "And how are these genes the same?" There was a question asked from the teacher and the major geek in the class raised her hand.

The teacher called on her. She opened her mouth to speak and then began her major speech. "Well, Mr. Hitomi, the people with these genes might've been traced down from their family ties and..."

She continued, making even Naraku very bored with her answer and he interrupted her. "Uh... Chelsea...um...try to make your answer in one sentence please..." then he caught glimpse of Hakudoushi. He grabbed his ruler, walked calmly over to the desk and smiled at the sleeping boy.

The other students knew what was going to happen next. Naraku raised the ruler and slammed it down on Hakudoushi's desk, making the boy wake with a bloody murder scream. Naraku screamed back at Hakudoushi. "HEY! I told you to go to bed last night! But you didn't listen!"

Hakudoushi shook... 'Oh, how he hated to piss his father/teacher off. "M'...sorry?"

"Oh, well see about sorry after Kare dumps her bucket on you."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Hakudoushi screamed for about a minute until the bell rang to switch classes.

Right as the kids started to pour from the classrooms, one kid, which looked about fifteen years old and chubby, stopped right in front of Naraku, looking up at him. "Uh...Mr. Hitomi?"

"What?"

The boy studdered and then bounced on his heels, looking down at the ground. "I uh...is there...is there anyway that...my grade could move up by the end of this quarter?"

Naraku had no idea what this boy wanted, so he just shrugged. "Go to your next class, Harry."

The boy shrugged too and walked out...

Naraku was left very confused and then sat down at his desk... "Why did I even pick this job?"

so...how'd I do? miss WEDHK? If you want the ending to the first season, email me. I'll send it to you.

that's this chapter...so... please R&R!

-Ididntdoit07