HI, it's me again! Guess what! I got to go to the GREEN DAY: AMERICAN IDIOT CONCERT HERE IN ATLANTA! WHOOT! Billie mooned the audience twice. My mom was like, O.O. It kicked major ass!

Disclaimer: I dont own Inuyasha, or Green Day...but I DO own Kare, Kichiro, Sydney, and Jimmy, and tickets to the Green Day concert.

Thanks to my reviewers:

WritingWoman: You like Jimmy? I got the idea of his name from Green Day's song, St.Jimmy. I luv that song to pieces.

Sesshy is sexii: hey, havent talked to you in a while. neato...a sess/naraku concept...that pairing always rocks.

Malicious12: how'd you like the first season? Okay? Sucked? Was it good? Did you think Sydney was a bi-otch? Heh, i admit she is.

It was a normal day in the meadow and everyone was happy and prancing around. Little elves danced around singing with the birds and butterflies. The sun was out, and unicorns pranced in its rays! Flowers of every color bloomed away in the soft green (non-itching) grass. Pixies, fairies, and gnomes accompanied the elves in their dance. And whenever those elves needed a helping hand, the rabbits, deer, and little animals helped! And so the little elf pranced around the meadow an–!

If you want to hear about the tales of little elves and singing flowers, go to the nearest kiddie section in the library. This is a story with drama, DEATH, and mpreg... I suggest you turn back now before you read any of this if you don't like this topic. This story will not have a happy ending, so brace yourself.

Lets get on with it, shall we?

It was a normal day at school in Meadow High where the teachers came from ages 22 to 1000. The best but most strict teacher was----!

It's not too late to go back to the butterflies!

—young, evil, sexy, and--

Look! A rainbow!

A 'mother' of about eight children and is married to one of the cutest guys ever. That guy is named Sesshomaru, a drunken 233 year old (bear with me, he is not 17...he's a dog-demon! He lived those 50 years while Inu was stuck that that tree!) who makes a living by seeing how drunk he can get. I live with them in a large house with many other people. There's Abi, Kikyo, Jaken, Rin, Jimmy, and then there's me. Everyone loves me. Everyone brushes my long reddish orange hair and they kiss me every night.

It you haven't guessed, my name is Entie...and...well, this is my story!

Eeeh! (That beeping noise everyone puts when you're wrong about something.) I was wrong. It's not my story, I just like saying that. Well, since noone else could at the moment, I'm your narrator...and– Yes, there is a narrator and he goes by the name of...ME!

Oh! It's starting...

When Evil Demons Have Kids: Season 2,

Chapter 2

Fog clung to the thick glass outside the shower door as the humming and singing of a young man was heard. "There's Gilligan, and Skipper too! The millionaire and his wife! The movie starrrrrr, the Professor and Mary-Annnnnnnnnn! Here on Gilligan's Isleeeeeeeee!"

Knock, knock, knock!

"Who's there?" The silver haired man asked, peeking out of the fogging shower. After he asked, he already knew who it was.

"Ima."

"'Ima' who?"

"I'm a' not playing knock-knock jokes tonight!" The voice repeated a line from Ace Ventura.

Sesshomaru sighed deeply, grabbing a towel from the rack, stepping out of the shower. Slowly he wrapped the towel around his waist. He was still dripping as he opened the door to come face-to-face with his husband. "Guess what!" Sesshomaru demanded.

"What?" Naraku asked, leaning on the bathroom door, admiring the dog-demon's beef. Sesshomaru grabbed the hanyou's shoulders and swung him near the shower.

"I gotta boner!"

Naraku rolled his eyes; What was new these days? Sesshomaru ripped the towel off of his waist, revealing his...y'know. Naraku immediately turned around, hiding his eyes. "Sesshomaru... I really worry about you."

"Come on, take a look!" Sesshomaru pleaded, hugging Naraku around the chest. "Noone's watching..." He somewhat sung. "And besides...we haven't done it in a while, so...I'm a' bit horny...and I want another baby."

Naraku immediately twisted around to face Sesshomaru. "No, no, no, Sesshomaru...we talked about this three weeks ago...no more children. We already have Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Kare, Kichiro, Akago, Hakudoushi, and Kohaku. I don't think we need anymore...and besides I'm aboutsixty now."

"So, it's been a few years. You still look the same, and you're a half-demon. You don't have to worry about being old for another thirty years...and besides, you're considered a toddler next to me." Sesshomaru said, leaning in, kissing the crook of his husband's neck. Naraku moaned, turning away from the dog-demon.

"I know, but...Kare and Kichi just turned five."

Sesshomaru then suddenly wrapped his arms around Naraku's waist, pulling him into the running shower. Naraku screamed and Sesshomaru chuckled as he closed the shower door, trapping both him and his husband in the running hot water.

The first kiss was more of a dog slobber from 'you-know-who.' Bottles of shampoo and conditioner were thrown off of the little shelves, along with a soap bar. Bubbles began to form in the drain and now, Sesshomaru and Naraku were soaking.

Before they knew it, they were both undressed, still soaking as they laid on their king-sized bed. Sesshomaru was on top of Naraku, breathing on his husband's neck. Naraku was panting and sweat was now mixed with the shower water.

"Oh, sweetie..." Naraku said in mock amusement and then was pulled into another kiss by the dog-demon. Suddenly, he rolled over, making Sesshomaru be on the bottom this time. "I win."

Sesshomaru smirked and then bucked his hips against his husband's stomach. Naraku shook his head, holding up one finger. "Ah-ah. Not yet..." He slowly got off of the bed and made his way to the closet, opening up the door, searching through all this other stuff.

Sesshomaru laid back on the pillows, sighing deeply. Naraku then pulled out a black leather whip. The dog demon whipped his head up and then sat on his knees, patting his legs. "Get over here, Seabiscuit!"

Naraku licked the tip of the long whip, letting the rest of it slide through his lips and stared lustfully into Sesshomaru's eyes. "Alright, Mr. Jockey."

4 hours later...

Kohaku, Hakudoushi, Kare, and Kichiro were playing outside with a basketball, that is until it slipped away from Kohaku's grip when Kare snatched it. Hakudoushi and Kohaku both stood with hands on their hips staring at their little sister.

"Give it, Kar'." Hakudoushi said, motioning a hand towards himself, but Kare refused as a normal, stubborn five year old would.

Kichiro got off of his lazy ass and walked over to his older sister and grabbed the ball. (This is all my great friend's idea.) And he rolled it down the driveway, looking all starry eyed. "Be freeeeeeeeeeeeee!" He squealed as the orange basketball moved down the driveway, and into the street.

Hakudoushi, Kohaku, and Kare were left speechless.

In the middle of 'The Roll of the Great Ball of House 666', a beat up, old SUV drove by and squashed it, making a HUGE popping noise.

There were two minutes of complete silence until Naraku walked out of the house, wearing something like Billie-Joe-Armstrong from Green Day would wear. (Say...a sleeveless black vest thing with red tie and black pants?) He stared at the site and then looked to Kichiro.

The little dog-demon sniffled a cry and then burst into tears. And when Sesshomaru stepped out of the beat up SUV, he looked behind the car and saw a little form of what was once a basketball. "Whoops." He said.

Kichiro then screamed, at the top of his lungs. "Daddy killed him!"

And he ran all the way to the house, and stopped, looking up to Naraku. "Hi Billie." ( I had to put that in there.)

And Naraku just twitched.

THE END of this chapter.

omg, I still cant get over Green Day at the moment, i should change my name to StJimmyluvr, or somethin' like that, but no.

oh well. KICHIRO ROCKS! That's what I wouldda done, and I also had GILLIGAN'S ISLE theme song stuck in my head.

love it? Hate it? Still want 1st season? Please R&R!