Hogwarts Idol

By: hedwigmail

A/N: Hi everybody! I'm so sorry this took so long! More A/N at the end of the chapter!

Chapter II: A Very Long Dinner In the Great Hall

First Person (Hermione):

There was a loud uproar once everyone had gotten over the initial shock of the situation (yes I still know some big words! Just because I look and act different doesn't mean I'm stupid). That whole "getting over it" part seemed to take a long time, as it always seems to do in these situations… It took about half an hour to 45 minutes, but hey, whose counting?

"You can not be Hermione!" said the same person who had just spoken… Ron.

"And why can't I be me?" I asked in the same high voice I used on the train. I might as well keep that up until they question it just to confuse them even more. They look so cute when they're confused… little toddler cute, not boyfriend/girlfriend cute. Can you imagine me with either of them? That would be CREEPY! And what would the other one say… say I'm dating Harry 'We're going to the Three Broomsticks, wanna come?' 'No thanks, I'll give you guys some' using air quotes 'Alone time.' God, Ron would be killed, resurrected, incinerated and killed again by every boy (and possibly some girls, if I have my way) in Gryffindor tower that night! Okay, how'd I get from talking about my identity to Ron's death? Stay on topic, Hermione! Gosh, so hard to focus when you have my attention span (A/N: Hehe she has an attention span like mi... Oh, SHINY!)!

"Okay, now we know that you're definitely not Hermione!" said Harry.

"Huh?"

"You have that vacant look in your eyes that Ron gets when Hermione mentions homework!"

"Hey I never look vacant!"

"Ron no offense, but you've gotta cope… you always look vacant." I replied.

"That's not fair. Hermione was never mean!" Ron whimpered.

Hey, did Ron just sound like a toddler?

"Yeah, well this is the new and improved Hermione here!" I replied.

"I don't think it's much of an improvement."

"Okay back to topic. You can't be Hermione!" Harry recapped.

"Oh, yeah. Why not?"

"You look nothing like her!"

"Yeah, well… looks can change!"

"She's right, Harry. I remember this one during summer vacation, Ginny had some friends over, and they were putting on make-up and…"

"Save it, Ron. We're kind of in the middle of a conversation."

That did it. Harry and Ron are now totally convinced that I'm not me. You see we always listened to (or are forced to listen to, take you're pick) Ron's stupid stories that some how ended up relating to the subject using one word. They usually started with "One time," and there might have been an occasional "at band camp" in there (A/N: for those of you who just got that, yay for you. If not, it's something from American Pie (the movie) and they almost always ended with something along the lines of "and I was like 'wow'!"

"Well, you don't sound or act anything like Hermione." Ron said whiningly.

I cleared my throat, swallowed and answered in my normal voice, "Now do I sound like me?"

Harry and Ron's jaws dropped simultaneously. Draco walked up behind them and "whispered" (I use the air quotes because it sounded something like the voice Ron used on the train, and could be heard throughout the whole hall), "Just to fill you in, it does sound like her."

"We know what our best friend sounds like, okay Malfoy! So shove it!" Harry said annoyingly.

"Harry," Ron said, "We'll have to give her THE TEST."

"Woah, woah woah. Hold it. You guys made a test for this situation? I take back everything I said before… you guys are finally prepared for something…"

Harry was the first to reply, "Huh… Oh yeah that's right! Aha! You were wrong about something." Harry smiled to himself before "discreetly" (ha… discreetly, that's a laugh… how can you be discreet when you're a world famous celebrity?) leaning over and "whispering" in Ron's ear, "What test?"

Okay, so maybe I gave them a little too much credit a little too soon...

"You know like we ask her questions that only Hermione would know," replied Ron.

And maybe not...

"What kind of questions?"

And maybe I did...

"You know... hard ones."

And maybe not...

"Like what?"

And may... you know what? My attention span can't take much more of this...

"I don't know... like; what's the name of Hermione's cat?"

La la la la...

"No that's too easy..."

If I was a rich girl; na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...

"Okay; how about our middle names?"

Hey-ey-ey-ey Ya! Hey Ya!

"That's too easy... we're both named after our fathers..."

Springstein, Madonna, Way before Nirvanna; There was U2 and Blondie, And music still on MTV...

"Okay... how about the first thing Hermione ever said to us?" Ron whispered.

I walk this empty street on the boulavard of broken dreams...

"You mean the speech?" Harry asked in the same whisper.

This love has taken it's toll on me. She said good bye too many times before...

"Yeah the full speech."

Stacy's mom has got it goning on...

"Sure, that's a great question!"

Hey look... a squirrel!

"Okay!" Ron yelled, "We've come up with our question."

Pretty squirrelly... huh?

"Oh... okay," I said, "Shoot."

At my last word, Harry and Ron gave me that funny expression of surprise... you know the cute-but-not-like-that look...

"Okay... anyways; What was the first thing you ever said to us?"

"What! Oh that... 'Has anyone seen a toad? Neville's lost one...'" At this Neville blushed and sunk under the table... Oops...

"After that..."

"How much further after that?"

"Until we tell you to stop..."

"Okay so then I said 'Oh, are you doing magic? Let's see it then...' And then Ron said 'Sunshine, Daisies, something about butter, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.'

"And then I said 'Are you sure that's a real spell? Well it's not very good is it? I've tried a few simple spells for practic,e and they've all worked for me. No one in my family is magic at all. I was ever so surprised when I got the letter but ever so pleased, of course. I mean it is the best school of magic there is I've heard. I've learned all our course books by heart, I just hope it will be enough. I'm Hermione Granger by the way. Who are you?'

"Then Ron said, 'I'm Ron Weasley,' then you said 'Harry Potter.' And I said 'Are you really? Well I know all about you of cour-'"

"Okay, that's enough," Harry finally said, after he got over the state of shock he had been in since the first sentence, "We get the picture... You might be Hermione..."

Oh, you've got to be kidding me...

"Might? Waddaya mean, 'might'? I just recited the full speech of the first thing I ever said to you..." I exploded. How couldn't I be Hermione now? So I look a little different and I act a bit more like your average teenager... but, come on, Isn't it obvious now?

"Well you could be Neville in disguise..." Ron finally said.

"Why would Neville want to dress up as a girl, and even more particularly, why would he choose me," I screamed. Then I stopped took a second to breathe and then said, "Plus, He's right there..."

They were about to retaliate when they stopped then turned in the direction I was pointing. They stared at Neville, and Neville stared back at them with a look that said, 'What the heck are you guys on?'

Hm, good question Neville... I might have to go through their trunks on a drug raid soon, because they've got to be high on something.

"Okay, you know what?" I said loudly, drawing their attention back to me, "Just so we can get this over with I'm just gonna do a few spells to make me look like you thought I was going to look..."

I pulled my wand out of my robes and pointed it at myself, "Rectos Crispus, Recto Visio, Teneo quislibeto induviao." I swished my wand at my hair, face and clothes in turn. Instantly my hair turned it's usual light brown, my tube top and slitted jeans became a simple white blouse and Red and Gold checkered skirt and my face was void of any makeup (void... hehe that's a funny word...).

Hey did you ever notice how long it takes for Ron to close his mouth after he's surprised? I mean Harry got over it in 15 minutes flat, half of the Great Hall got it down to 20 minutes and the other half finished up round the 30 minute mark. But, for some reason it seemed like Draco and Ron were conpeting for the record.

Okay, Ron's was understandable, as he was probably really confused as how Hermione could have turned into that girl that he saw on the train.

But What was up with Draco?

Third Person:

What Hermione was missing was, well input on the average teenage boys brain (A/N: Just Kidding bout that... hehe sorry if you a boy). Draco's thought process at the moment was something along the lines of 'how did that girl turn into Mudblood Granger by taking off some makeup, changing clothes and using a different hair style?'

And then his mind skipped to 'PUT THE MAKEUP BACK ON! Looking at Granger burns my eyes!'

A/N: So how was that? I know it was really short and that you had to wait a while for this chapter... so I'm sorry... :.-.(but that was... um 1587 words... about a quarter of the last chapter... any ways here are is the review feedback... OK last thing, I need a name for the review feedback so when you leave the review put that in... I'll call it something different each time!

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