chapter 3 of WEDHK season 2

omg, it's been soooo long! I'm, sorry, but i just haven't been in the writing mood lately cause my horse is gone, i got another one but she's crazy, my grandpa got ran over by a car, my uncle died, i got 2 demerits and detentions, my grades are falling again, and my mom is having a mental breakdown, and my sister and I might be getting the flu(even though i got 2 shots about a week ago), so my life hasn't been great. but, I'm back again and the only time i can really update my stories are at school...and stuff like that. But, everything is getting better and I'm back on track with the story updating and getting over writer's block. This chapter coming up like now is in a different world...seriously. I'm not joking. And I've been writing many other stories at the moment and my head is full of ideas, but i cant put them down on paper...I have that kind of problem. Okay, over with the background information, this isn't science class! And still the first season is welcome to any of you, just email me at michelleonspirit at aol dot com. (if i put the address, it will X it out)

disclaimer: Dont own any of the characters from inuyasha, but I do own Jimmy the monkey, the soldiers, Sydney, Kare and Kichiro, and...I think that's it.

Thanks to Reviewers:

WritingWoman: you're psychotic. But aren't we all? Yeah, i particularly liked the seabiscuit part even though i thought of it like a year ago, and my friend helped me with the basketball thing, it was her idea!

Sesshy is sexii: yeah, i was a little disturbed myself, but ever since watching reproduction videos and stuff like that in health, everything is just basic. and i dont think you sent me that email yet! (LOL.) XD

hahahanyou: interesting screen name. Glad you thought it was funny, and I updated! something I haven't done in like...forever.

"Kikyo...? Kikyo...? Anyone seen Kikyo?" Sydney called, walking through the large, empty house. "Hello...? Anyone th--?" suddenly, the ground underneath her gave way and she fell all the way down through one of the tiles leading to a tunnel. And all that time, she screamed bloody murder as if rabid badgers were brutally attacking and fiercely biting at her. It was a sad sight, indeed...

BOM!

She fell on her but at the bottom of the basement in the house. She whipped her blonde head around for any life forms of any sort, and whimpered as she heard a few of those almost transparent sounds of water dripping onto the floor like in a horror movie, except this isn't a movie, it's a fiction, and half of these people are original characters. Okay, back with the story. Yeah, so, she heard those water dripping sounds and practically freaked.

"An...Anyone there...?" Sydney asked, pulling herself up by the help of something slimy and strangely weird. (Wait...what?) Okay, lets just say she's in a weird basement with rotting and slimy green stuff, savvy? Then, someone came around one of the corners in the room and Sydney once again screamed bloody murder. Except bloodier.

"Oh, hi, Sydney! Come join us!" Kikyo waved, also walking quickly to Sydney's frozen state. She looked as if she had been petrified by that big snake in Harry Potter but she whimpered and moved her eyes around... a bit. She stood on one leg, and the other was brought up to her waist and both her arms were stuck at a sign language in the air.

"Eh...?" Sydney made a sound.

"Yeah, it's me, Abi, Kagura, Kanna, Jimmy, Kichiro, and Kare!"

"sesjksoiaekdskla?"

"No, noone's gonna hurt you."

"adhjkehejeaimeeee?"

Kikyo laughed. "No, Jimmy only attacks Naraku, he wont hurt you."

"uramohsses s'erehw?"

"Sesshomaru's somewhere the author forgot, I think he's at the bar with the wolves."

Cut to Sesshomaru and wolves at bar.

Sesshomaru is completely drunk along with Ginta, Hakkaku, Ayame, and Kouga. They're all sitting at the bar. Duh. And each have like five bottles of empty beer in front of them. Sesshomaru is the first one to speak, but he's repeating lines from a soap opera he saw a long time ago, and he's wearing only teddy bear boxers. The rest are half dressed in crappy stuff.

"And tho, Amanda thaid that tthhhe didn't like Tom'thss hair! And tho he wathhh like, 'Well, bitthh! You wanna com'a'downnnnn wit me to da hhhair thor? Andthe wathhh like 'Uh...No! I tink you needta get uh hair doooo! and he watthhh like 'thure, but I...'" (lisp...yeah. I had one for a long time before.)

"Hey, Abi, Kare, Kichiro, Kagura, Kanna!" Sydney waved to them all, who sat around a fire with cards in their hands. Jimmy popped up from behind a trashcan and screamed at the girl, pointing madly...and around him was every card of the ACE. (my grammer sucks.) "And, Jimmy." the monkey calmed down easily and gathered up all his winning cards, looking around suspiciously.

Kichiro bursted out into tears at the sight of Sydney...he hated the look of that girl...ever since the start; He had a feeling she was some type of space alien from America. (did I spell America right? thats sad because I live in America...) Kare raised her fist and made a peace sign at the much more older woman. Kanna stared at Sydney, which just creeped her out, Kagura belched, and Abi made a weak smile, making Kichiro scream like a little girl, turn white like a half decayed corpse (like naraku's parents), and faint.

Kikyo stood behind the younger girl and sat her and herself down on a log. (logs, inside! its true. i did that with some friends once inside her basement and made a camp/bonfire thing.) A few hours passed and they just played cards, Jimmy won, Sydney protested, and was chased with a bazooka, and that's not the gum. Now, they were talking about many things...

"You know, guys? That would be cool if we had a thing to transport people to different places in time, or stuff." Kanna said, actually surprising some of the people in the room. Kikyo gagged on a cup of coffee and started to cough like an asthmatic.

"Y...You (cough) mean a time machine?"

"Yeah."

"I wanna show you guys something." Kikyo wiped her mouth with her turquoise doctor gi thing and stood, walking over to a dark place in the basement.

"Be careful!" Sydney called, breaking down into hysterics. Obviously, she hadn't really gotten used to the house or the crazy people in it. Even though it's been 5 years...

WOOSH!

Kikyo tore off a large, dusty, sheet over something big and arched, making the sound of the Phantom of the Opera start behind her. She turned evil and her face got black as she turned to face you. Yes I mean you. Not your sister or uncle or someone like that...I mean you. "WRONG MUSIC!" she screamed. Then, the Phantom of the Opera music disappeared and the happy song from the Tellitubbies popped up. She glared at you.

"Pick a darn evil music!"

Okay, so then an evil organ sound was heard. Under the sheet was a large arch of aluminum and pink lights, which were off. There were at least a hundred buttons on it and a small staircase leading into the middle of the arch. It looked like a piece of crap from the war. "This is what I call a transporter-device-of-molecular-structure-transferred-into-tiny-particles-and-spaced-into-a-different-time. Other wise known as my Time Transporter45,000!"

"What happened to the other 44,000?" Abi asked with a long belch. Everyone looked to Kikyo. The former priestess was speechless.

"Um..."

"You broke them, didn't you?" Jimmy asked, with a low manly voice like Clint Eastwood's, pointing to her. Kikyo and the rest turned to stare at the monkey. He shrugged. "What?"

"Well, anyways..." Kikyo began again. "This machine can transform our bodies into tiny particles of atoms, electrons, protons, and neutrons, or we can call them alpha particles. But, just like in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, we are transferred into small bits and pieces and are put into a different time or world at our normal size. Though, I dont know how we can get back."

Everyone groaned loudly. Abi spoke up again. "How do we get to another time?"

"Well, you can either walk through the portal, when it's on, or we can set it and send someone at anytime, anyplace, and not send other people!"

"Hmm..." everyone registered that idea in their head...

Two hours later... (i feel like one of those narrators)

"sigh Finally school's over for the week." Naraku groaned as he set at least 3 backpacks on the kitchen counter. Each of them belonged to Hakudoushi, Kohaku, and Rin, but he had the stupid privilege to bring them in...doncha hate when that happens? There were a few screams and stomping around the house when every kid that lived in the house ran around screaming bloody murder because of some unknown reason. The back door to the large house opened with a SWOOSH and BANG as it hit the wall. Sesshomaru stepped into the house, more stable than before.

"Hey, come out here! You wont believe what Kar' and Ki'are doing!" The dog demon screamed running up to his husband. (that sounds so weird.)

Naraku looked up from sitting on the counter. "Besides walking on the ceilings and trying to eat Entie?"

"NO! Kare is playing with the ants again!"

The little blonde (dont ask) child had her hand once again stuck down into the strangely built dirt home that belonged to the fire ants right next to Entie's stall. She made no signs of pain or fear as the ants crawled up her arm in lines. Kare giggled. Behind her stood her younger brother by 3 hours (i think, i dont remember) Kichiro. He shook with fear and both his fists were stuck up his teeth as he gnawed on them from his 24/7 nervousness. "Be careful, Kare!"

"Yeah, yeah." She turned to face him and scowled.

WAY behind the both of them came Sesshomaru and Naraku. They both stared in disbelief at their children. The ants crawling up Kare's arm weren't biting her or even trying to make any harm to the blonde curled girl. Instead, there was a zoom in of the ants upon her skin and they were kissing her! Kichiro stood in awe.

"Oooh! I wanna try!" He shoved his hand down in the dirt, making Kare back up and scream. Kichiro quickly retrieved his hand and screamed and cried as the ants rabidly bit and stung him. He ran back and fourth past Sesshomaru and Naraku's eyes until the hanyou finally spoke.

"I'll get the bena..." He began but suddenly found the house...GONE. "...drill." Instead, trees surrounded him and it looked a lot like the feudal era from before everything got high-tech. (lol, remember the 1st season's summary?) "Hey, Sesshomaru, where'd the house...go...?" Naraku twisted around and found himself alone in this sudden change of environment. "Sessh...?"

"Ah haaaaaaa!" There was a noise from far away, but that's all Naraku heard before...

Suddenly, a strange shadow crossed his vision and then the only thing he saw left before blackness was the backside of a frying pan.

Same time, but with Sesshomaru

"Naraku? Where'd you go...?" Sesshomaru asked the environment made up of the trees and grass and birds that occasionally flew out of the woods. "Kare...? Kichiro...? Entie...?" He looked under stones, holes, and found a Holy Grail but threw it away. "Jimmy?" Suddenly, he straightened up and tapped his temple. "You guys better not be playing a prank on me!"

Then, there was a soft chirping/squeaking noise from behind him. Sesshomaru narrowed his already narrow eyes and suddenly twisted around, screaming: "Ah haaaaaaaa!" He pointed at a chipmunk which looked athim like he was high...which he sort of was. The small rodent dropped it's nuts and just stared with the occasional eye twitching and ears switching positions. "Oh. Sorry." Sesshomaru stood up casually and was about to walk away when the little rodent ran up to the dog demon and squeaked.

"What?"

Squeak, squeak, squeakedy.

"The princess is in trouble!"

The chipmunk slapped his forehead and then pointed behind Sesshomaru.

"Ohhhh, you meant to say there was a big scary thing behind me with a frying pan, eh?"

KONGGG!

(crumpling noise.)

okay...i was hyper and stuff. so please review, and the 1st season is still available! love it? hate it? please review, and for those who have already read the 1st season, tell me how you thought it was!