M-Chan: Hello all. I'm back with a hopefully interesting chapter. A few things I'm going to fill you in on.

Nerwen: First, you should know Kuronue can be extremely cocky and loves torture even when he doesn't know who exactly he's torturing.

M-Chan: Secondly (and this was asked in a review) Hiei will not exactly like the idea that Jessi is pouring chemicals into her hair (yes the dye)

Nerwen: And lastly M-Chan owns nothing!

M-Chan: excuse me?

Nerwen: Oh, yea! The only things that she owns are Jessi, Amanda, Jenny and the plot.

M-Chan: Thank you thinks for a minute HEY! I own a lot of things!

Nerwen: Like what?

M-Chan: My perverted brain for one.

Nerwen:……

M-Chan16: Now on with the show!

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Please Tell Me This Is Real

Chapter One- Finally Home

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Japan. Dear god its good to be home.

Well the plane landed a few minutes ago. My luggage is being taken to a pre-booked hotel room, and I have already transferred my money, so if I battle off jet lag, the day will be mine.

Now it might just be a bit more fun if I didn't have a demon following me around. Very easy. But ignoring that fact. Who should I annoy first? Well Hiei is obviously the first that comes to mind, and I would give anything to see him again, but I have no way to find him until I tap into my demon powers and I want to wait until I'm out of the city so I don't cause a scene in case I can't control my powers.

Keiko. I would see Kurama first but I have no clue where he lives, and there might be school. (I have yet to check the time) I know! I'll visit Keiko and if she's not home, well then I'm going to wander around somewhere.

Lets see right turn then left, anther left a few more rights….

"Where the hell are we going?" my follower asked.

"To see someone I know" I said.

"Will these people help us find our way around?"

"Well she can tell me where my best friend lives and he can help us find anything," I replied.

There it is. I remember it; it was the last place I visited before I left.

I stood right in front of the house. I tapped on the door a few times. Then it hit me. How am I going to ask for Keiko if her parents answer the door? I don't know Japanese; well I don't know any Japanese that will help me in a situation like this. Damn. What the hell am I –

"Konnichiwa?"

"Oh, thank god it's you Keiko," I said. She looked at me weird and answered in English.

"Do I know you?" what she doesn't remember me, how- oh yeah, hair, eyes. Totally different.

"I hope so, I worked with your wanna-be boyfriend a few years ago." There it is again that weird look.

"Its Jessi," I said with a sigh, knowing the full on girl act was coming. And I was right. So fast-forwarding the whole 'oh, my god' scene, which, yes, includes the hugging and jumping.

"So good to have you back" she said still leaning against the door. "I would let you in, but my parents have been sick all week, I've had to stay home all week to help them"

"Oh, sorry about that, I'll let you get back to helping, but do you know where I can find our dear little red-headed friend?"

"Just a minute," she said leaving the door-way, she came back a minute later "These are the directions to my school, it'll be getting out in about twenty minutes, find Yusuke, he can take you to his school. I couldn't tell where it is for the life of me"

"Thanks Keiko, I'll see you later then?" I asked hoping I would.

"Yeah maybe, I'll stop by," With that she gave me her famous smile and shut the door. Wait stop by where? I didn't tell her where I was staying….

I shrugged it off and began to follow her directions. Before I knew I was once again in front of my new destination. Surprisingly, my shadow didn't say a thing. What is that demon planning?

I stood outside the gates until I heard the final bell sound. I watched the students filter out and on to the streets. I figured the Yusuke and Kuwabara would be near the end of the long line of students, and I was right.

"Where's your girl been at?" I heard Kuwabara asked as the started to walk by me.

"Dunno," Yusuke said, trying not to look worried. I glanced up, I saw Kuronue grin out of the corner of my eye.

"Now, now Yusuke you shouldn't worry so much, shows your weak side" I said still leaning against the fence.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Yusuke, I'm hurt. To not remember me?" I chuckled and gave a sly grin nearly identical to Kuronue's. "You should check up on that girl of yours, you never know when she might need you" am I twisting my words? Not really, but knowing Yusuke, he'll take everything the negative way.

"You know" shit that would be Kuronue "I just saw your girl, she's very pretty," damn, now Yusuke's really pissed.

"Yusuke words effect you so much?" I asked. Oh yeah, he's pissed. How I really know? I just had to doge one of the Yusuke famous punches. Followed by a kick.

"Dude! It's called common curtsy, you don't kick a girl!" I yelled. Lets be blunt, I'm stronger than the average girl, but we all know there is no way in hell I could even dream about beating Yusuke. I wish I could, but I'm a leader not a dreamer.

I dodged another attack. I knew it wouldn't be long before he used one of his infamous spirit attacks.

"Damn," I said panting and landing on my feet. "I knew I'd regret taking a break from training."

"Yeah bad idea right there" Yusuke jumped again. Yea, my turn at attack first.

A blue orb appeared at my hand. "Chill out" I murmured. The orb left my hand and slammed into Yusuke's chest. Now I am enjoying this, I just wonder whom going to talk sense into Yusuke when the time comes to it.

"Where did you learn that?"

"You look cold Yusuke, I'll tell you ice isn't my specialty, oh no that title belongs to the fire attacks I know"

I glanced at Kuronue and wasn't surprised he was laughing.

"Yusuke, Yusuke, Yusuke how long is this going to go on?" I said. Why am I trying to by time? I know I can't win. Yusuke knows I can't win. Lets end this before it gets too out of hand "Okay Yusuke look-,"

I didn't have time to tell him what was going on. He took another attack at me. Unfortunately this time I didn't have time to dodge. I got hit in the stomach, hard. Followed by a blow in the cheek.

I stood up slowly. This has gotten way to out of hand. And I don't think I can stop it.

I spit the blood out of my mouth. Now I may not be able to stop this as calmly as I wanted to but I have my ways. I could flare up my demonic energy and hope Hiei or Kurama feel it, recognize it. Or I could conserve my energy with the word games I know. Yea lets try that last one.

"Yusuke I don't understand why we're still doing this," I said quickly "Have I given any reason for you to attack me?"

"What the hell are you talking about, you have Keiko," He yelled.

"Nope. What my idiotic partner was referring to is that yea, we have just seen Keiko that doesn't mean we have her" okay is it working? Too early to tell.

"Bull she's been gone all week!" he lunged at me again. Flaring up my ki, I dodged he barely missed me. Damn it. Why is he such stubborn, thickheaded, idiotic, moronic-

"Jessi?" I froze. I turned around slowly.

"Well at least someone knows who I am" Okay lets get one thing clear. 99.9 of the time I don't like acting all girly. I am seeing one of my best friends that I haven't seen for over two years. I think I can act just a bit girly now, ne? So yea seeing Kurama caused me to get a bit hyper and hug the guy. Give me a break.

"What the hell are you doing!" Yusuke asked.

"Its Jessi," he said a bit stupidly. Yusuke looked confused.

"And I would have told you if you would have listened to me," I said. Without any apologizes Yusuke stormed away in the direction of Keiko's house. Kuwabara following after. "Don't I feel loved" I said sarcastically. "Its good to see you again"

"Who's the guy?" Kurama asked. " I thought you and Hiei were, you know."

"I don't know whether to fell hurt or angry" I said holding up my left hand revealing he ring from so many years ago "You think I would do something like that? Besides Koenma pinned him one me. I'm planning on murdering the twerp."

"You might want to rethink that," Kurama said smiling.

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I am currently sitting in Koenma's office not only bored as hell, but on the verge to reveling Kuronue's identity. Not knowing Kurama was really Kurama, Kuronue introduced as Akio. Kurama not knowing Kuronue was Kuronue introduced himself with his human name. I hate that name so much I can't even utter it.

Kurama says that Koenma has something for me. Like I could give a shit, I hate the kid. After what he put me thru? What do you expect?

"Ah good you're all here," Koenma said striding slowly into his office. I glared at him.

"Why, in seven hells did you send this guy to me?" I said gesturing over to 'Akio'.

"Show him around, see the sites what ever helps." Koenma said, knowing full well he was pushing his luck very far. "On another note, I need you to protect something. Now before you blow your head off, you need to know that your protecting the jewel that you yourself recovered. You also should get to know the place where it's hidden."

"And what makes you so sure I want to help you?" I asked.

He ignored me and continued.

"If you could look at this deed-."

"I deed for what?" I asked standing up.

"The place where the jewel is hidden." I grabbed the paper away from him.

"Oh my god. Oh my fucking god,"

"What is it Jessi?" Kurama asked.

"I had Keiko help me decorate it to your taste," Koenma said.

"Jessi what is he talking about?" Kurama asked again.

"I own this house," I mumbled. He stared over my shoulder, sure enough under the owner column, my name was printed in ink.

"Yea well know that that's over I have work to do" And with that he ushered us out of his office.

"Well then I guess we're off to your house," Kurama said calmly.

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M-Chan: well that should do it and with school out I might be able to update faster.

Nerwen: Might?

M-Chan: I do have jobs… never mind. Preview anyone?

Nerwen: Oh yes

M-Chan: All right hat can I say that wont give away the chapter too much? Okay here we go.

Preview: Keiko wants to through a house warming party, and a big one (the actual party won't be in the chapter but the planning will. Oh, no the party gets a special chapter) but after long thinking, Jessi thinks its best that Kurama and Kuronue know about each other. She also thinks its best that she tells them and that they don't find out on their own.

M-Chan: well that's all for now. Ciao!