Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Inuyasha or DBZ. I do kinda own me though.

This is the story of what ever the heck I feel like so sit back and prepare to be scarred for life.

Once apon a time, there was a neko girl with strawberry-blonde hair, freckles, and a pair of black ears and tail (me duh). Now, this girl was a special, not like special ed. special but more of a weirdo unique special, anywho, she was just sitting on the edge of her trampoline minding her own business drawing a picture of her favorite bishounen when all of a sudden a spherical orange object came flying at her hitting her in the head.

"Ow," she exclaimed, "that freakin hurt! What the crap was that? A Dragon Ball? That's not even suppose to be physically possible! Hmm…"

Over in the distance she saw a figure rapidly moving towards her.

"Hey! Did you hurl this at me?" she called as she held up the orange ball. It was shiny, no bigger then a baseball, and had a darker orange star in the middle of it.

"I dunno, did I! " the figure called back. As the figure came closer, she could make out a man dressed in red with a sword. He had long white hair and fluffy white doggy ears.

"Give it back!" he said.

She saw he must have been running for a while, he was flushed and out of breath.

"Hey, I know you! You're Inuyasha! You came to my party remember?" I exclaimed.

"I wish I didn't, my back still hurts from it!" by this time I saw he wasn't too happy, not like he ever was. Getting suspicious, I started to inquiry him, "wait, what the heck are you doing with this Dragon Ball? You're not even from the same series as it! Did you steal it?" Looking me square in the eyes he said, "No! Why the heck would I waste my time doing a stupid thing like that!" I knew he was lying, so I had to take drastic measures.

"SIT BOY!" No sooner then I screamed those words he collapsed. I thought I heard a snap but I didn't think much of it.

" Good God, my back! Geez wench! Fine, I'll tell you, I-"

"INUYASHA!" called another voice, only it was a girls voice this time. She was wearing a sailor fuku and she had long black hair. "I'm so sorry," she apologized with a deep bow. As she looked up she seemed to recognize me. "Oh, Yu-chan! I didn't realize he led me all the way here!"

"It's ok Kagome-neesan, I know what a pain he is," then under my breath I added, "I feel so sorry for you."

"Hehe, thanks."

"Hey!" called the demon, "What are you two wenches mumbling about over there!"

"Ok, on three…1...2...3!" "SIT BOY!"

Over head, came another figure racing towards us. It looked like a cloud of some sort.

"Found ya!" The cloud rapidly started to descend. It looked like it was gunna land right on top of the arrogant dog demon. It did.

"Wow," I said, "it's like adding insult to injury."

"GET OFF OF ME YOU IDIOT! GOD, DO NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT MY FREAKIN SPINAL CORD!"

"Nope," we all just kinda shrugged.

"You people suck," said the dilapidated Inu. It's funny watching other peoples miseries, especially if they belong to an ignorant dog demons with no respect.

"Oh, hi Goku," I casually said.

"Hi Neechan," said the man. He was dressed in an orange body suit and had spiky black hair. He was much taller then any of us. "Here, let me explain…" he said. Finally I was gunna figure out what the heck was going on. He continued, "To make a long story short the dumb sap lost a bet."

I just stared. Then astounded I asked, "You lost a bet? To who?" Then I heard a small mumble come from the dog demon. His head was held down, one ear was twitching, and his face was turning as red as his hatori and hakama.

"This must be good." I thought. "Well, out with it!"

After he cussed under his breath some more, then he finally said in a small voice, "Sesshoumaru…"

"What's that?" I said, "I can't heard you!"

"SESSHOUMARU!" He screamed it so loud I think all the prey was scared away from here to the Fourtrees. Oh wait, wrong book, sorry. U

Me: Ok I think that's good enough for this chapter. Remember,

No Inu Youkai Were Hurt In The Making Of This Fic!

Inu: YES THEY WERE! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING!

Me: You guys know the drill by now.

You guys: Yup, SIT BOY!

Inu: T-T owwie…