Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Inuyasha or DBZ. I do kinda own me though.

Okies Peoples, new chapter…waffles! XD

"Sesshoumaru!" I exclaimed.

After catching his breath, the Inu said, "Oh, sorry did I say Sesshoumaru, I meant the little girl that follows him everywhere. The slight concussion from falling on my face must be kicking in."

"Wait, lemme get this straight," Kagome started, "you lost a bet to sweet lil' Rin? Doing what! Playing go fish!"

"LIKE HELL I DID!" he shouted, "SHE HUSTLED ME! That little brat said she would stop bugging me if I played a card game with her so we played Poker! She said she wanted to practice so she could play with my loser brother. I told her not to cry if I beat her and she agreed then she said she wanted to make a wager. I knew I would win anyway so I agreed." "Hold on," said Goku, "You made a bet with a sweet, innocent, little girl and you knew she was going to lose? That's low, man."

"Shut up! Anywho, I asked the lil' brat what the bet was and she said she always wanted to know what that fluffy thing was on Sesshoumaru's shoulder was. Even though finding that out is an impossible task to complete, I agreed anyway. She won with five aces."

"That's all well and good," I started, " but what the heck does that have to do with the Dragon Ball?"

"Oh, right, that thingy. Well, I like shiny things."

Of all the retarded things I've ever heard ,and trust me, that's a lot of retarded things in my sad, pathetic life, that must have been one of the most retarded. At this point, I was thoroughly convince that this was gunna be a long day.

"Give me that!" with that, Goku snatched the Dragon Ball out of Inuyasha's claws and with a flash, flew off on the nimbus cloud.

"That was …interesting," Kagome stated, clearly bewildered.

"Well then, I guess you should get started," I told the Inu Hanyou.

"But I don't even know where my loser of a brother is!" he shouted, very perturbed.

"Your lucky I'm in a generous mood," and with that I pulled a large square looking contraption out of the place where the giant mallets and anvils come from in cartoons. It had all the works, flashing do-hickies, beeping whatsajiggers, and my favorite, the spinning blinky satellite of awesomeness-ness! You also get free cable on it.

"And what, dare I ask, is that, that thing!" Inuyasha inquired, He was observing it was a cautious eye, not sure whether to be astounded by it or if he should fear for his life. Pending on your point of view, I would say both.

"Yeah, Yu-chan, what is that thing?" asked Kagome pointing at it, also intrigued.

"This my friends," I started with an announcer-like flare, "Is the Fluffy Seeker 1337!"(a/n: I am such a geek X3) Ooooos, and Ahhhhs could be heard from my audience as I continued flaunting it, "This baby, hand-crafted by the finest crap I could scrounge up in my basement, can seek fluffys from over ten seasons of Kikyo dieing away! Traveling across time and space, it can detect even the slightest bit of fluff, including fuzzy fluff, furry fluff, and my favorite, Inu/Kag fluff! -cough!-"

"What was that last one?" Kagome asked.

"Your mom! Anywho," I went on, stealth fully changing the subject, " The FS-1337 also doubles as a laptop, allowing me to change the environment around me and letting me do what ever I feel like with you." I gave Inu an especially evil glance.

"Feh," he feh-ed, "like I'd ever follow your orders."

He blew it. I typed something on the keyboard that was attached to the FS-1337 and hit the enter key. Suddenly, Inuyasha was wearing Kagome's uniform and Kagome wore Inu's red outfit.

"WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS?" Inuyasha exclaimed as he turned bright red.

"Heheh, that skirt is veeery becoming," Kagome giggled.

"Augh! Get-it-off-get-it-off-GET-IT-OFF!" screamed the Inu running around in circles.

"Go ahead," said Kagome with a slight nod of her head.

I typed something else in making Inu and Kagome's clothes go back to normal in a poof of purple smoke.

"Never," I declared, "underestimate the powers of the author."

"You're what!" screamed the Inu yet again. His throat must be getting sore.

Me: Yay! I finally got off, or on, my fat ass and wrote the next chapter!

Inu: Oh goodie gum drops.

Me: -glare viciously-

Inu: O.O

No Inu Hanyou were harmed too badly in the making of this fic!

Inu: T-T says you…