Episode 3: The Resistance.
Disclaimer:
I Don't own FLCL (Duh it's a Fan fic.)
Nor do I own: Crobdan, Kohora, Nan Shortall, or Hamtaro. Hamtaro lovers don't read this chapter for gods sake. Flamers will die literally in this story.
Hey everybody, As you can tell this is a horror fic. The first FLCL horror fic. (Emmy award music starts and Mitch {Iloveraharu} is handed a trophy.)
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12:00 AM
Dripping water echoed through the damp and foul smelling sewers.
"Naota, I'm scared."
Ninamori looked frightened. She clung to him like a bat on a wall.
"Ninamori… We'll be fine, Were just trying to find the exit."
They walked for a few meters down the pipes then Ninamori stopped.
"Trying?"
"Er…"
"Naota were lost?!!?! Oh no! Oh god no. Help someone help!"
She started to scream loudly.
"Quiet what if the-"
Suddenly to there horror, a new voice added to the group.
"WHO'S THERE?! FREEZE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"
They quickly did as they were ordered. Looking up at there captors they realized they weren't murderers. He also recognized three of them. The first was Kohora, an old friend of his who helped save his life. (Furi Kuri United) The second was someone he didn't want to see, and it was worse then Haruko. Crobdan. Ah shit him! Yep him. (Siblings) the final one was Mayumi. (Siblings) God Naota felt bad for Crobdan.
"WHAT THE HELL! IS MITCH DRUNK!"
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Cut-To-Studio
Mitch glanced at his monitor.
"Ah shit, now the characters think I'm drunk… I only had like five bottles of-."
THUD.
His head hit his desk from a hangover.
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"Yah the author has a sense of humor you know?"
Crobdan made the remark as he looked upwards.
"Can you shut-up! The things gunna find us if you don't"
They all glanced at Nan who no one had heard of.
"You guys are creeping me out"
No response.
"Fine I-"
"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naota sat panting as hard as he could.
"We got took of the air because we talk so damn fast. Were talking to damn fast. Isn't this supposed to be a Romance-Horror? You know with me and Ninamori?"
Mayumi blinked for a sec and asked slyly,
"So you like her?"
"NO!"
Crobdan broke into talk and started laughing at Naota.
Kohora looked at Naota and asked,
"Make sure to use condoms."
"SHUT-UP!"
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Kitsurubami stood over the newest victim.
"Well commander I sent the swat team after the killer."
Amarao glanced at her and returned his gaze to a dark window.
"And what did they find?"
"You tell me sir."
Pulling the sheet off a body, he was forced to close his eyes once again. Under the sheet was a twisted and mutilated body without a head.
"I am not up to this job."
If you looked closer you would see a S.W.A.T Badge.
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"So you guys have delt with this thing before?"
Naota asked.
"No we have fought it before but never beaten it."
Crobdan replied.
"That's why we need to blow it's head off."
They once again looked at Nan.
"What?"
Naota sighed and -
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Hamtaro land.
Bijou: (French girl hamster) Oh Hamtaro! I need to tell you something!
Hamtaro: (Cute boy hamster) What is it Bijou?
Bijou: I… I love you!
(Sappy romance music)
Hamtaro: WHAT!? AW SICK EWWWWWWW!!
Bijou:?
Hamtaro: What are you? A whore?! Jesus! This is a kids show! We can't have sex on TV!
Bijou: I Just said I love you. No sex. AH! CUT!!!!
Camera Ham: What now?
Bijou: Can we get a break in our dressing room?
Hamtaro: Yah we-
SPLAT!!!! Hamtaro suddenly was smashed into a puddle of crimson.
Bijou: What the hell is that?
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"Naota you sat on a rat!"
"Did I really? AW SICK!"
Thump. Thump.
Crobdan looked up from his playboy magazine.
"It's coming!"
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Ok this chapter sucked I know, so don't complain. It's two in the morning and I stayed up late to write for… you… (Snore)
Next time,
Episode 4: Wow it's ugly.