Chapter 5: OMFGROFLPINEAPPLE!111! I updated!

A/N I wont say I was busy, I just plane forgot about this. Maybe someone will care that I update, hell 30 some reviews for a little fic I messed around with was pretty good. I am taking a more serious move on this and may make it my second priority writing.

"DIEEEE!" Naota screamed, making sure to accentuate his "eeee" The little 9mm Uzi rounds fell to the floor in a heap as the constant clatter continued. As suddenly has he unloaded it stopped.

"I'm out!"

"Due I always have to do this?" Crobdan threw down his playboys, (Naota noticed the "Bondage Weekly", but never dared comment.)

Out of sudden no wear, he pulled a big ass bass guitar shaped like an axe.

"CROBDAN SMASH!"

The tentacle monster was split in two from the giant axe, and Crobdan didn't mind the guts splattered over his face.

Ninamori was a little disappointed due to the fact that she was interrupted with her "erotic thoughts" of the monster, but realized that she was gunna get out of this alive with Naota, and her thoughts dissipated. The ooze dripped off the ceiling, and frankly, every were else. Naota sighed and lay backing the muck. "It feels like a water bed."

Nan walked over and slammed him in the stomach with here good old Winchester.
"BLA!" Naota felt if he was gunna throw up.

"What the hell!" Ninamori ran over and weakly kicked her in the shin.

She glared at her, and Ninamori, fearing a smack, retreated back.

"Get out of the muck. It's still alive."

Just as she said that, a terrible rumble shook the sewers.

Crobdan sighed. "Well I sure saw this coming"

The greenish good started to jiggle, (imagine a Jell-O monster) and suddenly sucked together with Naota attached. In the center, its mass concentrated, and 6 new tentacles exploded from its side.

Everyone stood awestruck, and said exactly at the same time, "Son of a Bitch!"

The behemoth bellowed a gigantic roar and thrust its tentacles at Ninamori. (Lucky her : ))

"ACK! NAOTA HELP!"

Naota was in now position to help, he was deep inside the monsters belly.

The only one with a gun was Nan, but she didn't fire.

"Shoot it!" Crobdan yelled at her, but to no prevail.

"If I shoot it, the shot will hit her."

The tentacles grabbed her legs and tried to crack them in half.

"AGGGH!" She screamed, deeply in pain.

At the last moment before they would of come right off…

"PULL!"

The tunnels pressure increased by about 5 and a blinding light covered the algae coated damp walls. An explosion rang through everyone's ears and the monster roared in pain.

As it tumbled over, Kitsurubami was revealed behind it, grinning, while holding the Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher. Moonside Mango was behind, shoving another rocket in the exhaust vent. The monster dropped Ninamori in a heap, the unconscious Naota stayed inside. As the blob monster turned around (Don't ask how a blob moves)

It roared again and whipped its tentacles at the new threat. On slashed into a wall, tearing down the concrete, but one smacked straight into Baxter. He didn't have time to scream, his face was completely removed from his body. Kitsurubami screamed as she watched her comrade's entrails fall from his vertically sliced stomach. His eyeballs and been slit in two, and she swore she could be a brain surgeon after this "detailed autopsy." Brain matter and other unidentifiable liquid oozed out from his half of a head.

Moonside Mango had been knocked to the sewage smothered concrete and dropped the rocket round. Her teeth bled and she swore she broke her nose.

Kitsurubami fared better, and was in condition to pull her M-4 of her back and fire potshots at the looming thing. Nan fired a few controlled bursts at its back, Crobdan took the axe and swung away its back. The slashes and birdshot didn't seem to hurt it. It was bigger and stronger then before. Kitsurubami ducked as another tentacle slashed at her and began to think up a clever plan…

"RUN!" She took of down the opposite direction.

"You jackass!" Mango yelled, still lying in the garbage. The monster ignored Mango and ran… blobbed after her. Kitsurubami ran like hell, not daring to look behind her. Her clothes were soaked and she literally smelt like shit. She took note on how slow she was moving and resolved it by throwing of her coat. A head was a latter out of this hell.

"I shall return!" (would the Japanese like using that line?) She hollered and clambered swiftly up the rusted metal latter. 'Almost there…'

She reached the top not a moment to soon, she shoved off the grate just as the monster blobbed into a wall and reached its appendages up after her. As she crawled out, one tentacle rapped around her ankle and yanked her back downward. She held onto the anything she could, and in the middle of an asphalt street that wasn't much.

"Nooo! I can't die!" Blobbers apparently thought she could and pulled her. One should never underestimate the strength of puny humans when they are desperate. Her free leg kicked hard into the slimy appendage, causing it to let go. As she got back up, she fished for a fragmentation grenade on her belt.

"Suck it bitch!" She yanked the pin and chucked it back down the hole. The pineapple wacked it right on the monsters vision sensor. (Eye)

"ROARRRR!"

She ran and smiled as it was answered by an explosion.

Knowing it was either in retreat or dead, she fell to the asphalt exhausted. Her chest rose and fell rapidly, and she reached for her radio.

"… We need some back up…"

"Air traffic control, please repeat transmission for JL (Japan Airlines) 455"

She groaned and adjusted the knobs for there own frequency.

"Need backup…"

"Say again?"

She sighed and had just enough energy to activate the emergency locater on her wrist.

"Agent 12 what is your status?"

Kitsurubami stared upward at the dark cloudy sky. A splash of water hit her between the eyes. Then another drop. Soon rain softly fell from the heavens, and soaked her even more. She took it as a blessing as it helped rid the smell. She was to tired to answer the radio, or even move for that matter.

'I'll be back…' she thought as her mind drifted of into the realm of sleep.

"AGENT 12!"

Crobdan heard the explosion along with everyone else. Ninamori lay on the concrete weeping and Nan reloaded 3 more shells into her 12 gauge.

"Yo shouldn't we help the little guy?" Crobdan asked looking at everyone.

"That's up to you." Nan said emotionlessly as she cocked her gun.

"But I have a better idea."

Mayumi, who had remained silent the whole time, finally spoke up.

"So what's your great idea?"

"A great idea would be to save Naota AND destroy the monster. We can only do one."

Ninamori felt her heart shatter as Nan walked over to the dropped rocket launcher and Mango.

"What's your name?"

Mango looked up, blood running from her nose and mouth.

"I can't tell you my real name."

Nan grinned. "You're an agent?"

Mango sighed and rolled over onto her back. "I guess it doesn't matter if you know. Moonside Mango is my code name. That's what you can know."

"Well agents shouldn't be this deep in shit." Nan laughed looking down at her current posistion.

She held out a hand to the struggling woman.

"Now get the hell up and help us blow the shit out of this fucker."

In about ten minutes everyone but Ninamori was situated. She sat on the damp pavement still crying.

Mayumi walked over to her.

"Hey, at least we'll probably get his body back, I'll let you toy around with that!"

Ninamori almost got up and killed her. She was to cool to do that.

"Why do you need to kill him!" She screamed a little loud for there taste.

"Because we can't get him out of it." Nan replied holding her gun. Crobdan looked down and grabbed Naota's dropped Uzi's.

"Why does he buy these cheap shit guns?"

"Cause he has no taste" Nan replied looking at him.

Ninamori was sick of waiting around for them to help, and it was no obvious they wouldn't. "Well fuck you guys! I cannot sit here while Naota is in trouble! And you guys don't care one way or another about his life!"

"Every moment we delay, it kills more! We have to stop it now!" Nan argued back, agitated.

Ninamori didn't want to fight and just took of down the sewer along the path Blobbers took.

"Stupid Girl."

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