Shattered: You're right, but not the way you think you are. Katsuya-no-koibito is already in the story. Kaiba huggle if you can figure out who she is. ;

Disclaimer for chap 2&3: I-no-own-,-you-no-sue. There. I said it.

I woke up late at night and by the digits on my glowey watch, it was about two in the morning. I muttered something about stupid natural noises and rolled over. I fell asleep within two minutes. (AN: this has happened many, MANY times before. I wake up at like one or two, look at my clock, roll over, and fall back asleep in a minute flat.)

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I woke up when it was light out. I looked at my watch to see it was near nine. Deciding that I slept in late enough, I got up. I was just getting my shoes on when I heard something behind me.

"Do all human girls sleep as soundly as you?" I jumped.

"Don't DO that! I hate it when people scare me like that!" I yelled at Sesshomaru. He smirked. I decided right away that I didn't like that smirk.

He put out the fire and I put away the bedrolls. I sat on a log and tried to brush out my tangled hair. I swore when I hit a knot in it and began to literally tear at the knot.

"Damn this rat's nest... I hate my hair like this... I need to get it cut..." I threw down the brush. "Gah, I give up! My hair hates me!" I was about to get up when Sesshomaru sat down behind me. I felt tugs in my hair and I felt his claws gently working out the huge knot. After a minute or so, he got back up. I ran the brush through one more time to find that the huge knot was gone. On impulse, I ran and hugged Sesshomaru.

"Thank you SO much, Sessy!" I said. I hugged him harder.

"Stop that. You sound like Rin." He said. I let him go but decided not to ask why he didn't want to be reminded of the Rin he knew.

"Sorry for falling asleep on you last night, Sessho-sama. I was more tired than I thought." I said.

"It's a usual occurrence. Rin used to do that all of the time." He waved off my apology. I packed up my things and took out my Dex.

"Call: Haley." I commanded. Ring... ring... ri-

"Who are you and why are you calling me this early?" Haley's face appeared on the vid-screen.

"Greetings, Leader Bob. It is currently 9:23. Get up already."

"Greetings, Bob2. I am up."

"You know how in our IMs, we had the cyber Bishies?"

"Yeah."

"You remember who the second to go small was?"

"Yeah." I didn't say anything; I just had on my otaku grin.

"You...CAUGHT..."

"Yep." I turned to Sesshomaru. "Sessy, come say hello to my friend."

"Very well." Sesshomaru walked over and looked into the screen.

"Hello." The he walked to a tree and sat down cross-legged in front of it. It took all of my will power not to run over and squeeze the air out of him for being so god damn hot.

"Does he ever listen to you?"

"Haley. He helped me set up camp, he actually ate my cooking, he let me fall asleep on him, and this morning, he helped me brush out my hair. He tells me not to whine at him because it reminds him of Rin. I won't ask him why, though, because I think it brings back bad memories."

"...Sesshomaru did all of this? WITHOUT COMPLAINT?!"

"Well, he scared the crap outta me when I woke up this morning. So, you catch any Bishies yet?"

"No, not yet. I went to Trigun instead of Legacy of Kain, though."

"For Vash?"

"Yeppers!" Haley paused and looked away from her Dex screen. "Hold that thought." She put her Dex dawn and from the angle she was at, I could tell she spotted a Bishi. From the look on her face, it was a really cute one. 'Cute' with a capital 'C'. She threw a Bish Ball and in the background I could hear a 'Yipes!' and a small thud as the occupied ball hit the ground. A second later, Haley picked up the Dex and I could see the now-still ball in her hand and a box of donuts in the background. Donuts? That could only mean one thing...

"I. Caught. Vash. The. Stampede!" she said happily. She let him out of his ball and did the one thing that I didn't expect her to do, at all, ever, in all my life. She glomped him to the ground.

"Um... I'll meet you in...Entruvio City. It's just outside the limits of the Yu Yu Hakusho territory. Alert Lil Bob of the location."

"Ok, I'm near there anyway. Well, talk to you later. Goodbye, Bob2!" Haley let go of Vash and closed her Dex. I commanded my own to end the call and closed it as well. I put it away and sat next to Sesshomaru.

"How are you going to get to Entruvio City from here, Oh Wonderful Trainer?" he asked me with his eyes closed. I almost rolled my eyes. 'Good question, Sessy. Damn, you look hot like that... Maybe we can get there by way of twenty foot tall dog demon...' I mused mentally.

"Oh, maybe you could take me?" I said in a sweet tone. He opened one of his eyes and looked at me. I blushed.

"I don't know the way there." He said simply. 'As though that will ruin my plans... Oh, no, Sessy... This just makes it better...' I thought.

"Tell ya what. You get me to the borders of the territories closest to the city and I get us from there since I have a map. Deal?" I said. Seeing that he was still a little reluctant I added, "It would get you away from all the Inu-chans around here."

"Yes, I would like to get away from that baka of a half-brother that I have." He got up, stepped back and proceeded to transform into the twenty foot tall dog. I just stood and watched. As he finished, my eyes widened.

"That... was AWSOME!" I yelled. Sesshomaru kneeled down so I could get on. I ran over and after a bit of struggling, was able to get onto his back. He got back up and waited. After about a minute, I realized he was waiting for directions. "Oh, sorry. Go south for about..." I checked the map, "Four miles and then west for another six."

I put the map away and had just enough time to grab Sesshomaru's fur before he took off. I was just barely able to keep my eyes open for the ride. I could see trees and other landforms shooting by as we passed. 'We have GOT to do this with Alex and Haley.' I thought.

I was forced to hold on tighter as Sesshomaru changed directions. It was then I realized that I was really here. I was really a Trainer.

'And I'm gonna milk this for all its worth.'

Sesshomaru slowed down and stopped in a clearing in the woods. Jumping off his back, I opened the map and tried to get a lock on where we were. Sesshomaru transformed back into his regular hot self.

Glancing at our surroundings, I figured out that we were on the west side of the territories and that Entruvio was about half a mile to the east.

I was about to start off when I heard something. It sounded like people arguing. Motioning for Sesshomaru to follow me, I started off through the trees. Coming to a clearing, I found a girl yelling at a guy. Looking a little more carefully, I saw that it was another Trainer, whining at her Miroku.

There. That's all I had written before I joined, so now it's all from my mind from this point.

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