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See note at the bottom about the shortness. Sorry about shortness! -.-()

"WHERE ARE YOU, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN, AND WHY THE -FUCK- DID YOU NOT TELL ME?!" I slowly turned the screen back to myself.

"Alexandria Elizabeth! You did not just swear at me! Do you KNOW how wrong it sounds from you?!" (AN: she never swears, that's why!)

"YOU'RE NOT A YUSUKE NO OTAKU, DAMMIT! HOW DID YOU GET HIM!?"

"Complete and utter accident. So how did you get Yami?"

"...One of my cards blew away and he caught it. I threw the Ball before he could run."

"...Not like him. Let alone Yusuke basically walked up behind me."

"Like Sessho-sama?"

"Exactly. Meet me and Haley in Entruvio City."

"Ok. Bye." She ended the conversation. I turned back to Reesa and her Bishonen. There was a moment of silence, and then Reesa brought up a very good question.

"So, Yusuke, why the hell DID you walk right into our little clearing?" Yusuke cringed, as if he was dreading this question, which he probably was.

"My brother ran off. I was trying to find him." He said after some hesitation.

"Brother...?" I asked.

"Yeah, my younger foster brother. A Hiei." My eyes widened.

"You just said..."

"Said what?"

"Back home, I was THE biggest Hiei freak around. There was NOTHING I didn't know."

"Yeah, I'll bet." Yusuke scoffed.

"Ask me anything." I challenged.

"Sama stage, height without his hair."

"Four foot ten."

"Why did he get the Jagan?"

"To find Yukina and his lost hiruiseki that his mother had given him."

"Who threw him off of the Koorime Isle?"

"Rui."

"What's his most powerful attack?"

"Dragon of the Darkness Flame."

"What does he not like to use because it looks too much like Kuwabara's Rei Ken?"

"Sword of the Darkness Flame."

"Who was his first real close friend?"

"...You're joking, right? Any IDIOT would know that it was Kurama!"

"Why won't he tell anyone about his sister?"

"... I -LIKE- MY HEAD, THANK YOU!" Yusuke smirked.

"If you don't know it..." I sighed.

"Well, my pride is more important than my head, I suppose..." I took a deep breath. "He won't tell because he's afraid that she would reject him." I twitched. "Yeah, like that will even happen..."

"Yeah, yeah. Lastly, what was the Artifact that he stole?"

"...Sword of Darkness!" I said in a 'Duh' tone. That's when a new voice cut in.

"Bravo, you know most things about me." I froze.

"Dude, I KNOW THAT VOICE!" I whipped my head around to find the source. I looked up at the tree line.

"Otaku?" Reesa commented.

"Hell yeah." I kept scanning the trees. "Dammit, he really doesn't want to be seen!"

"Of course, baka onna. You should know that." Yusuke remarked. "Only Kurama would be able to find him." It was that comment that gave me an idea.

"Dammit, I am so STUPID sometimes!" I turned to Sesshomaru. He was sitting under a tree about ten feet away. "Sessho-sama, please tell me where Hiei is. I know you can smell him."

Ok, I need help. I hit a block. Yusuke has two brothers, a Sama Hiei and a Chibi Hiei. He's the foster child. I need help getting the chibi in there. The first two people who help me and give me a short bio will get a place in the story. Deal?

R&R! and HELP ME!