Disclaimer: LoneHowl no own any bishi. LoneHowl very sad for that.


They just looked so cute that I had to get a picture. I took out my digital camera.

Click. Beep.

The picture was stored in my camera. Yay-ness! I took the plug for it out of my bag and connected it to the port in the computer.

"Up, Yusuke." I said. Said Bishonen looked at me, then the camera, then back at me before getting up. I sat down on the chair again and opened the needed file on the CD. I had the file on all of them for backup.

"What ARE you doing?" Sesshomaru had gotten up and was now watching me along with Yusuke.

"Downloading pictures..." I mumbled. After a minute or so of downloading, 150 picture files showed up, newest to oldest. Then the computer signaled a buddy signing on. I minimized the window and looked at my buddy list. Haley was the one who signed on.

Life's a game we all wanna win. Can you? says: Many greetings-es, Leader Bob.

I'm never lost. People always tell me where to go. -points downward- says: Greetings, BOB2. What do u want?

Life's a game we all wanna win. Can you? says: I have the CUTEST pic to send u.

I'm never lost. People always tell me where to go. -points downward- says: of?

Life's a game we all wanna win. Can you? says: Hiei and Hi-kun on the window, asleep.

I'm never lost. People always tell me where to go. -points downward- says: CUTE-NESS! send, SEND!

I sent Haley the picture file.

I'm never lost. People always tell me where to go. -points downward- says: O.o

Life's a game we all wanna win. Can you? says: ultimate cute-ness?

I'm never lost. People always tell me where to go. -points downward- says: ultimate cute-ness. -eats donuts- -vash steals donuts- hey! gtg, bishi complaining about hunger.

Life's a game we all wanna win. Can you? says: k. bai!

I closed the window. I yawned and looked at the clock in the room. It was 9:30.

"Ah! Yu Yu's on!" I yelled. I picked up the forgotten remote and flicked the TV on. I frantically went through channel after channel until I found Cartoon Network. (AN: no own.) I sighed happily. "Yes!" I went and pounded on the wall that was on the left side of the room, where Alex's room was. "Al, Yu Yu Hakusho! This place has cable!" I went and did the same for Haley. I heard faint words from Alex's room.

"Aw, but what about Yu-Gi-Oh?"

"That was on an hour ago, Al!"

"Oh." I turned back to the TV.

"Yay, I won't miss any episodes even though I'm not at home! And then InuYasha's on in an hour and a half..." I saw Yusuke and Sesshomaru looking at me strangely. "What? Every Saturday, 9:30 for Yu Yu Hakusho, then at 10:30 is Gundam Seed, then InuYasha, then Wolf's rain, then Witch Hunter Robin, then Big O, then Trigun, then InuYasha again. I don't really watch after Wolf's Rain, though." Yusuke still stared at me. I ignored him and turned to watch the episode. Yusuke and Hi-kun, who had woken up to my yelling, watched the show with me. Hiei dozed off on the windowsill and Sesshomaru was examining the computer. It was about half way through the show when Yusuke started to complain.

"Hey, Trainer-Girl, I'm hungry. Got anything to eat?" I sighed.

"Get me my bag, Yusuke, and you can have something." Yusuke grumbled something like 'Lazy Trainer-Girl...' and tossed my bag to me. I grabbed a pack of Altoids for myself and a Caramello bar out of it. He opened it, took a bite, looked at it, and sat down again just in time to watch himself kill Toguro on TV.

"One of Urameshi's greatest moments," I commented. Yusuke smirked before I continued, "Just before he realized that his friend was, in fact, NOT dead." Yusuke stopped grinning and glared at me.

"Did you have to do that?" he said. I smirked at him, unfazed.

"Come on, your death-glares are just not as good as Hiei's. Now, if HE glared at me," I said, pointing at said Bishonen, "I would have smiled like an idiot or taken a picture. Then again, I have the rest of my life for him to glare at me." This time, it was Hiei who glared at me. True to my words, I smiled like a complete idiot.

That's when the episode ended. Deciding not to watch the rest of the shows, I turned off the TV.

"Hey, what was that for?!" Yusuke asked.

"I'm getting tired. I'm going to bed. If you want to stay up all night, by all means, stay up all night; I won't stop you." I said. Taking off my Belt, I set it on the bed, claiming the bed as my own. Then I took my InuYasha shirt out of my bag and, seeing as it was my biggest shirt that I had, went into the bathroom to change into it. As I walked, I faintly heard Yusuke muttering to himself, "She's as mad as the old hag..."

Cheerfully, I called out to him without turning, "No, I'm not that crazy yet, Yusuke, but at the rate you keep annoying me, I will be soon!" Giggling quietly, I changed my clothes.

When I returned to the room, only Hiei and Hi-kun were still out of their Balls and they were asleep in the window. At least, I know that Hi-kun was asleep; I'm not so sure that Hiei was. I don't know HOW I could tell that Sesshomaru and Yusuke were in their Balls, I just did. Call it an instinct.

I got into the bed, set the alarm for 9 am, and turned off the lamp by the bed. I lay down on the pillow and drifted off to sleep.

-DREAM-

I was in my room at home. Strange, I was in the Bishi World before...

"Meg, are you listening?" came Haley's voice.

"Hm, wha? No, I wasn't, what did you say?"

"I said; if you had to choose which of the Bishonen you liked had the best eyes, who would it be?" I started to glance around the room. Was that picture of Hiei always on the wall?

"Well?"

"Um..." When she gave me that gaze that says 'I'll force it out of you if you don't tell me, even if it comes to cutting off your Caramello supply', I yelled, "You actually expect me to CHOOSE?! I just can't do that!" Haley smirked.

Then Alex appeared out of the blue on my bed. Strangely, the bed's blanket had Bishi Balls as the pattern on it. 'My god, I really HAVE read that story too many times.' I thought. (AN: yes, my consciousness leaks into my sub-consciousness when I dream, so yes, I really would have thought something like that. It has happened before.)

"Ok, so who has the cutest ears?" she asked me and smirked. Ok, that's WAY too out of character for even Alex. She never smirks. My hands started to twitch.

"You know that I can't answer that either!" I yelled.

"Ok, then, who has the best HAIR?" she asked.

"Um, um, um...Um..." I started to fidget with a piece of paper what conveniently appeared in my hands. "I CAN'T CHOOSE!" I yelled.

"So out of all of them, who's the hottest?" Haley asked.

"Hiei." I said at once.

"And how—" Alex started to say before she was cut off by a loud beeping sound.

-END DREAM-

I groaned and sat up. I felt around for my glasses and I could see Yusuke's blurry form stretching. A flash of red light told me that Sesshomaru was awake as well.

"Ih, turn it off..." I mumbled, putting the pillow over my head after my failed attempt to find my glasses and turn the clock off myself.

BEEP, BEEP.

"Turn it off, dammit..." I muttered.

BEEP, BE—

"Ah, thanks, whoever you are..." I sighed and rolled over, fully intending to fall back asleep for another hour.

"Oh, no you don't." Yusuke's voice said. The covers on the bed flew off, at least that's what it felt like, they were yanked off so fast.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEP!" I shrieked. I curled up tighter, trying to stay warm.

"Itai..." Sesshomaru's voice muttered.

"Wow, I didn't know humans could curl up that tight." Yusuke commented. I un-curled and glared at him. He stepped back slightly.

"I'm not Keiko, but I could really hurt you if I hit you, Urameshi. I don't like mornings. I hate early mornings even more. Not everyone is used to being up at four." I said calmly. I gave him a look that clearly said, 'Anything can be used as a weapon, fear me.' He evidently got the message, because he threw the covers back at me and retreated to his Ball.

Satisfied, and knowing that Hiei and Sesshomaru weren't stupid enough to comment, I took out my spare clothes and went into the bathroom to shower and change.


There, new chapter. Sorry, Hi-chan, but You'll be in the next one.

Oh, Bishi huggle to however guesses what the funest part of this chapter was to write.