Ok, first off, I am EXTREMELY sorry of the long wait. -hands out cyber cookies and bishi plushies- Second, I got a plot bunny over my vacation. Once you finish reading, please go to my bio to see it and tell me if it's a good idea!

Disclaimer: I wish I owned it so then nobody else would own it because it would belong to me and no one else because then it would be in my possesion and not in anyone else's possesion but it isn't.

"Well, seeing as you guys didn't charge, I'll say this to you. I'll sell you each of their autographs for a dollar each." The woman said. I looked at her. She looked strangely familiar, like I had read something about her before.

"I'll take three of each." I said, taking out a ten. She grinned.

"I'll give you his too to make it an even ten bucks, then." she said, pointing at a Legolas who had walked up to her with a little girl in his arms.

I took one glance and said, "Done." It took a lot of willpower not to stare at him too much. The woman noticed.

"Fan?"

"MAJOR Bloom fan. He's the reason I watched Lord of the Rings in the first place..."

"Well, let me go find my Bishonen so I can get you those autographs." After telling Haley to watch Alex, I followed her in the direction that the mob went in.

I was careful to stay away from her Legolas, knowing that if I didn't, I would glomp him. Both him and the woman noticed this but didn't comment.

"So how old are you? You look like you're at least 15." The woman broke the uncomfortable silence.

"Oi, everybody gets it wrong! I'm only thirteen, fourteen in September." I said, thankful for a distraction from her Legolas. Before she could answer, there was a sound from a nearby closet.

"Someone's out there!"

"Then shut up!"

"Both of you, stuff it, we don't wanna be found!"

I looked at the woman, silently asking if I could open the door. When she nodded, I grinned and flung the closet door open.

Inside, looking for all the world like scared rabbits, were the three Bishonen. I backed away from them, once again fighting my otaku side. I locked my hands together behind my back as a precaution.

"Thank god it's only you, Jess." Yami said, obviously grateful. The name 'Jess' rang a bell somewhere. 'Wait, wasn't that the name of that girl in GimeGohan's story...? And didn't she have a...?' I shook my head, pushing those thoughts for later on.

Remembering that I still had my camcorder out, I flipped open the play-back screen to watch the performance again. Hell, if it got my mind off of the current Bishonen in front of me, I'd watch it again! Someone tapped my shoulder. The woman, now known as 'Jess', handed me ten slips of paper. In return, I handed her the ten dollars.

"These are going in a special place..." I said quietly, grinning like an idiot. "Thank you."

"You're welcome, besides, it looks like you really like these guys."

"You have no idea." I said, sighing.

"Too bad we didn't get to finish..." Malik said sadly. I did my best not to stare at him. His face was all down and all that and it took my all just to not squeal.

'AIE, sad Malik, must huggle, must glomp!' my mind screamed at me.

'No, NO, I WON'T glomp him!' I yelled back. The group in front of me started to walk away. I hesitated then followed them. Back in the main room, I found Alex and Haley, Alex just getting up off the floor.

"Oh my GOD, the sounded like ANGELS..." Alex said. I handed her an autograph from each of them. I did the same for Haley.

"You each owe me three bucks." They both nodded and we turned to leave. Jess's Legolas walked up to me, leaned down, and gave me a peck on the cheek. I felt my face heat up and I swear that I must have gone through at least five different shades of red.

"Twas for restraining thy urge to act upon thy fangirl instincts, and glomping me." He explained. I stood there speechless. Haley and Alex looked furious. My hand slowly went to my face. Jess, snickering, went out the door, Legolas following.

"I SO wish I was you!" Alex whined.

"Really?"

"Yeah, you just had a HOT GUY kiss you!"

"You mean that WASN'T a dream?" I asked dazedly. I looked towards the ceiling. "KAMI, I HAVE -NO- IDEA WHAT I DID, BUT THANK YOU!"

I followed my friends out the door, grinning like an idiot. I followed them all the way out to the edge of town.

"This is where we split up." Haley said. Alex nodded and we all said our -temporary- goodbyes. The two went in separate directions. Sighing, I went out into the woods. Checking my Dex map, I went in the direction of Gundam Wing.

Five hours later, I was setting up camp for the night. After several threats of no ice cream in the next town and no battling, I managed to get everyone to at least set up their own bed roll. Thinking for a minute about food, I brought out half of my ramen stash. After coaxing Hiei to give us a fire, I set the noodles to boil.

Five minutes later, everyone was eating instant noodles with various utensils, more than half of us opting for chopsticks.

By some weird twist of fate, I looked up at the sky and saw dark clouds rolling in. Suddenly remembering Tris's warning of rain from earlier that day, I swore quietly. Setting my ramen down, I rummaged in my pack for a capsule that might be able to help us. Oddly enough, I came across a small box of capsules that said 'Tent Capsules, sizes 1, 2, and 3. Largest can hold up to 8 people.' I looked at my Bishies.

"Hey, any of you wanna help me clear a space for a tent tonight?" When I got no answer, I said, "Oi, even my own Bishies won't help me, what is reality coming to?" Briar snickered. "Fine, but without a tent, you all will have to stay inside your Balls all night." That did it. Both Briar and Yusuke scrambled to clear a patch of ground big enough to put a tent in. Within minutes, there was a fifteen foot space in the clearing. I grinned as I threw the tent cap into the center. Just in time, too, because I was hearing faint thunder in the distance.

Smirking, I threw my bag and bed roll into a corner of the tent, claiming it as mine. Suddenly, someone hit me in the back of my head.

"OW, YUSUKE! NO HITTING ME!" I yelled.

"THAT was for making me work." He retorted. He turned to go back to the fire and I slapped him upside the head like he did to me. His hand flew to the spot where mine had connected with his head.

"THAT was for hitting me." I said smugly. "Revenge is SO sweet." I sat back down to my now-almost-cold ramen. I poke at it, trying to decide whether I still want to eat it. Have Hiei warm it up for me or save it for later, warm it, or save it? I decided to put in a Tupperware container and store it in my unused-till-now fridge cap.

-Three Hours Later-

I drifted off to sleep about an hour after everyone else. The raging storm outside didn't bother my sleeping at all. What woke me up was a shrill sound that was heard above the thunder.

"ANIKI!"

I sat bolt upright in my sleeping bag. Tensing, I listen for the sound again. I wasn't disappointed.

"ANIKI, TASUKETE!"

Jumping up, I rushed outside the tent, even forgetting to put my shoes on. Outside, I found a person dressed in all black trying to heave a bag over their shoulder. Whatever was in the bag was struggling, and the sound was coming from it.

"ANIKI! TASUKETE, ANIKI!" I recognized the voice as belonging to Hi-kun. The person roughly shook the bag.

"Be quiet! I don't want anyone to wake up!" Seeing my Bishonen's little brother being treated so badly got me pissed off.

"Hey, give back my Bishonen!" I yelled, running to the person. They jumped and began to try to get away from me. Gritting my teeth, I forced myself to run faster, ignoring all the things that I was stepping on.

Once I was within range, I jumped and tackled the person to the ground. Winded, the person let go of the bag, which was more like a potato sack than anything, and my Chibi Hiei fell out. I got up and rushed to pick him up.

"Hi-kun, daijoubu-ka?" I asked, trying to speak Japanese in hopes of calming him down. He kept mumbling something, and all I caught was the word 'oneesama'.

With him in my arms, I stood up and faced the thief. They got up, but their mask fell off their face. Lightning briefly illuminated the area. I gasped.

"Kathrine?!" She smirked at me then got up. She released a Bishonen; who, I couldn't tell in the darkness; and gave them an order.

"Attack her and take the Chibi!" My heart clenched. Why would she attack me? I turned to run in the general direction of camp; hoping one of my Bishies would help me when I got there; but there was no need.

"Why did you take my otouto, teme?" The voice of my Hiei rang out. I gave a sigh of relief. Hiei dropped down from a tree, landing next to me.

"Wait, what are you doing awake, I tranquilized the lot of you!" Kathrine said in a scared way. She had every right to be scared.

"Your ningen tranquilizer darts don't work on demons for very long." With that said, he attacked Kathrine's Bishonen. By the time he was done, Hi-kun had calmed down some, though he was still repeating his phrase that included 'aniki' and 'onee-sama'.

Lightning flashed again. And I didn't see Hiei. Then he appeared behind Kathrine. With a small blow to the neck, she passed out. Hiei walked back to us.

"Let's go back to camp." I nodded and followed him, limping on my sore feet. Hi-kun had snuggled into my arms and was completely quiet.

By the time we were back at camp, the storm was gone. I had a sneaking suspicion that Tris had something to do with that, but I didn't say anything.

Sitting on a log by what used to be the fire pit but was now a large puddle, I hissed in pain. Setting Hi-kun down, I looked at my feet. Not like I saw anything, under all the mud and small dead leaves stuck to my feet, but they still hurt. Tris came over and summoned a tiny rain cloud to help clean my feet off. I smiled at her in thanks. I looked at my feet again to see that they were covered in scratches and scrapes. Yusuke brought my bag over and I put on socks and my sneakers.

I took out my Dex and called Haley.

Surprised? Trust me, my fingers typed this themselves, I had no say. But I do have a question. If Hi-kun doesn't have a sister, why did he keep saying 'older sister'? And it seems like I now have an enemy. Well, see you all later, and don't forget to review! Or see the plot bunny!