Coffee Psychology
"Hey Angel, how do you feel about coffee?"Collins asked. Collins, Angel, Maureen and Joanne were all waiting at the Life Café for Roger, Mimi and Mark to arrive, so they could spend the day together in the city. Collins was grinning as he leaned over to his lover, who shrugged.
"I like my coffee with lots of creme and sugar. Very sweet,"Angel replied. Collins grinned, giggling a little.
"You got that right,"he muttered. Angel ignored him, fixing her skirt.
"How about you, Maureen?"Collins asked, turning immediately to Maureen.
"I like it really hot!"Maureen explained vividly. "And I like to drink it fast."Collins was trying to suppress laughter now.
"And Joanne?"Collins asked, turning to Joanne.
"I like it warm, not hot. And usually with a muffin,"she explained. Collins burst out laughing, and Joanne frowned. "What's so funny?"
At that moment, Roger, Mimi and Mark walked in.
"Hey guys!"Mimi greeted, running over.
"Sorry we took so long. Mark had to film every frigging pigeon we went by,"Roger grumbled, as Mark followed them into the restaurant, camera still pressed up against his face.
"Hey guys. What's going on?"he asked, finally putting his camera down.
"Collins was just asking us how we like our coffee,"Joanne replied, eyeing Collins suspiciously as he came out of his laughing fit.
"Ooh, will Collins be treating us later?"Mimi asked hopefully. Collins grinned.
"Not exactly. How about you, Mimi? How do you feel about coffee?"he asked.
"I like it steaming, and usually dark,"Mimi replied. Collins burst out laughing, again for reasons unknown to the others.
"He keeps doing that,"Maureen whined. "I don't see what's so funny about coffee!"
"I only like coffee in the morning,"Roger commented, which made Collins laugh harder.
"How about you, Mark?"Angel asked.
"I always liked whipped cream with my coffee,"Mark answered. Collins doubled over, falling to the ground in hysterics now. The others were all frowning at him, confused to no end as their friend rolled around laughing like a maniac about coffee.
"Are you ever going to tell us just what is so funny?"Angel demanded. Collins managed to pick himself up off the floor, breathing deeply and trying to regain his composure.
"Well...it's been said that your feelings on coffee reflect your feelings on sex."
Yeah, so this was just another random one-shot that I got from a survey on a chain e-mail. I thought it was freaking HILARIOUS, and I was bored, so...we got this! Haha, thanks for reading.