A/N: THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS! LOL I LOVE READING THEM! Lol AshenWolf! I love reading you're reviews their hilarious and they have depth! Thanks to those other people who also review all the time like eric2, Smorefan, Monai, borne-shadow-childe and adbaby3294! This is wonderful! So please keep reviewing! This is what keeps me going! Anyways I'm trying o make this story a little more humorous with classic Sirius, James, Lily, Remus, and every other character! Lol ha-ha he-he ho-ho (okay that didn't sound right anyways…I think im a little disturbed right now…) this chapter should be a bit longer so I hope ya like!

P.S is Peter really visiting his girlfriend? The next chapter (after this one) reveals…

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Chapter 7: WHAT?!

Lily screamed; James' mouth opened; Remus paled; and Sirius…Laughed?!

They were all mesmerized (well other then Sirius) of the aparation before them…

A flying car?

"What in the blazons is that?" James finally muttered in shock. Lily was equally shocked.

"It's a muggle contraption called a car- and it can fly!"

Remus' sharp eyes sight caught something else though "look! There are those 2 kids again! Driving In the car!"

Sirius (being the insane godfather is …or will be) Grinned recklessly and shouted "THATS IT HARRY! REBEL AGAINST YOU'RE PARENTS! WHOOOO!"

This of course earned a slap upside the head form lily and James

"Hey! Don't plant ideas in his head!"

"And don't encourage him! He could hurt himself!" lily shrieked.

Sirius winced "okay-okay! Keep you're knickers on! Its not like he can hear me anyways…"

"True…" Remus agreed then his eyes widened "J-James…L-l-lily…" They glanced at the scared looking Remus.

"What?"

"THERE HEADING FOR THE WHOMPING WILLOW!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Lily buried her head in James shoulder and wept while Remus stared and Sirius yelled nonsense instructions like "don't panic!" "Steer left!" "No-right!" "Wait! I don't know!" and "NOT THE TREE!"

Too late.

They all watched in horror (or in lily's case from James' shoulder) as the aparation seemingly smashed into aparation of a whomping willow, then get beaten and crushed, dumping the occupants out of the car before speeding off into the forbidden forest.

"Yo Ron! You okay?"

Ron looked up at Harry and James was sure if he could appear to have paled he would have "M-my w-wand! Harry! Look at me w-wand!"

Harry indeed did look at his wand and his brow raised. "Umm…" neither apparently didn't know what to say or didn't bother to say anything because they both came to one conclusion.

"Were doomed"

Ron looked off towards the forbidden forest "The car…" his voice trailed off in what James thought was fear "if my mom ever finds out about this…well to put it lightly I would be dead"

Sirius snorted, "That's very lightly indeed" lily slapped him "ow!"

Harry frowned "well this wouldn't have happened if the barrier didn't close on our faces!"

Ron sighed in defeat "true, but it also wouldn't have happened if I hadn't suggested taking the car…flying to Hogwarts…"

Harry snorted much like Sirius did "I'll say Ron, this has been one of you're most stupidest plans yet…and that's saying something"

"Hey!" Ron tried to look indignant "It didn't seem like a bad plan at the time…"

"Well look where it got us…heaped on the floor in the middle of the feast with a smashed up car and a broken wand…really promising" Harry rolled his eyes "come on! We haven't got all day! Maybe we missed the sorting…and you're sister is getting sorted!"

Ron looked around wildly. "Okay! But make sure nobody sees us, I don't feel like detention yet!"

They watched the 2 boys (who looked about 2nd year) Scramble around gathering their possessions and head off towards the castle in a slight run.

The marauders and Lily exchanged an agreeing look "Come on!" they raced off towards the castle, following their footsteps.

They reached a familiar corridor and watched them put their luggage down. James brow rose again "So that's where our luggage goes!" Nobody bothered to comment on that and listened to the now hushed conversation going on between the 2 boys.

"This was easier then I thought" Ron remarked, "Although I wonder who the defense teacher is this year" He looked through a opening in the wall to the great hall "Hey harry! Check this out, Snape's missing!"

Harry grinned and ran up to the Wall as well looking through. "Awesome! Maybe he got fired!"

"Maybe Voldemort decided to fry his brains at last!"

"Maybe he decided it was time to wash his hair done, the greasy git"

"Or maybe He's wondering why 2 students were not the Hogwarts express and are missing the feast"

The two 2nd years turned around to find a gleeful Snape glaring at them, with a horrible smirk on his face.

"Shit" muttered Sirius wincing "That's got to hurt" But James had other thoughts on his head

"Snivelus is a Professor?! This is rich!" Lily Glared daggers at Snape.

"If he even thinks about hurting my son I swear I will" She made a furious movement with her wand sending red sparks in the air. James looked at his wife in a brand new light, filled with an expression full of awe and pride.

She put on an innocent face "What? You didn't think I was that innocent did you?" apparently he did. For now he gained a look of partial fear in his eyes. She smiled and began walking down the corridor after the aparations. Remus and Sirius visually winced.

" You ought to watch you're back Prongs, She has a vicious itching hex" Sirius informed him.

Remus looked at him curiously "how would you know Padfoot?"

Sirius shifted his feet uncomfortably under their stern glares "Umm…in 6th year I accidentally walked into their dorms while they were changing" His voice was quite and squeaky like a lost puppy. They couldn't help but laugh at him.

"Im sure it was a pure accident Paddy" Remarked James dryly, but he couldn't' hide the amusement behind his eyes. Remus shook his head and headed off down the hallway after lily and soon followed by James and Sirius, who were arguing about who had the biggest boobs in 6th year.

The four rounded a corner and entered the potions classroom to their disgust. They found the 2 freaked out students getting yelled at by Snape.

"You were seen by no less then 7 muggles!" He growled throwing the daily prophet down on unmistakably his desk.

The 2 boys glanced a tit and winced, this was not looking good.

"Care to explain why the hell you risked our world being seen to fly a tampered with muggle car?" he sneered in their faces. They visually blanched.

"The barrier closed!"

"We couldn't get through!"

"How were we supposed to say anything? My parents couldn't get back through!" Ron exclaimed. James felt terribly bad for those too, with Snape it could get ugly. The expression on Snapes face showed nothing but pure hatred and disbelief.

"You had an owl didn't you though?"

They both hung their heads in what James mused was shame. "For once, I agree with Sirius" Sirius looked affronted "there in pretty big shit"

Snape jeered, "Alas, Gryffindors golden boy and sidekick Weasley can't find a excuse" He smirked "The wizarding worlds hero, the boy-who-lived, had to show off again didn't you? So much like you're father…"

"Don't you dare insult my son by using me! It wasn't him who bothered you! You sorry son of a b-

Lily clamped a hand over his mouth. "Language, but I agree that isn't fair, and Weasley? Maybe that's Molly's son! I hear she's pregnant again"

Remus shook his head "what I don't understand though is how Snape seems to be calling him like some hero, the-boy-who-lived? What's he on about?"

They didn't answer but looked back at Harry who looked like he was trying o control his rising anger. "I' am not a show off! The barrier was-

"Silence!" he glowered menacingly at them "unfortunately I do not have the power to expel you, but rest assured you're head of house does, now why don't you wait here and enjoy the rest of Hogwarts while you can, because you wont be here much longer"

He left the room leaving 2 scared and frustrated students there. "Man am I glad im not in Slytherin!" Ron exclaimed miserably as he flumped own in a seat. Harry followed suit.

"Ya, Did you know I had to force the sorting hat not to put me in Slytherin?" harry commented airily, seemingly lost in space " But I told it no, anywhere but and I ended up in Gryffindor" he snorted "Great qualities my arse, do I seem Slytherin to you?"

Ron shook his head and laughed, "ya, too much Gryffindor blood, but imagine if ya did though? Malfoy wouldn't be able to taunt you because you're in the same house!" he laughed again "And you aren't even pureblood, he would be up in a riot about how you got there" Harry smirked.

The marauders and lily's mouths fell open. Finally Sirius shouted "WHAT?!"

James shook his head "thank god for Gryffindor, I would be kind of afraid if my son got in Slytherin, I wonder what qualities he has that are so important that Harry had to force the hat to put him anywhere else?"

Sirius closed his mouth "I don't really want to know…"

They glanced at Remus who had a pensieve look on his face "There's something that doesn't fit about this…"

Lily flicked her hair over her shoulder "well I don't care what house he's in, I will still love him- he's my son!" she shot James a disapproving glare. He cringed back a bit.

Sirius thought had a funny expression on his face and he muttered something intolerable. They fixed him a weird look in return "Uhh…what was that Siri?"

"MALFOY?! That thing was able to breed?!"

A little afraid to question his friend's sanity James looked back at the scene before hand.

"Imagine…" Ron's face was priceless "if the wizarding world's savior was put in Slytherin!" he laughed, "that would make the front of the prophet no doubt!"

"Okay no I'm utterly confused" Remus said, "why would Harry make the front page for being sorted into Slytherin?"

They all shrugged "beats me, But I have a famous godson!" Sirius now started doing a weird victory dance with a mixture of the cha-cha and Michael Jackson. Okay, one thing was confirmed;

Sirius was Seriously disturbed.

James mouth popped open as Sirius started doing the moon walk "where the fuck did you learn to do that?!"

He stopped and looked around confused "do what?"

They shook their heads in dismay and looked back at the scene before Sirius…Went a little more insane. (Just a little…cough)

An aparation McGonagall walked into the room shocking Sirius (who had recently been doing the thriller dance) and shrieked as she walked right through him-like a ghost.

The others laughed as he rubbed his head form hitting the door frame in shock "it was not funny" he snarled "that bloody hurt!"

"Ya…you think that Siri" James grinned and turned away before Sirius could make a remark.

Harry and Ron were staring at the floor as McGonagall rounded on them "What do you think you were doing flying a car here? That was very irresponsible! And from you 2 no less!" she huffed "and Harry! After all that has happened! You should know better then that! It was preposterous and dangerous!"

They continued to stare hard at the floor, James was sure if the floor were alive it would have a burning hole in it.

Just then another aparation in the form of a headmaster Dumbledore, walked into the room, and quite frankly through Sirius too. He jumped another foot in the air and bonked his head again. "Okay that's it! no more standing at the door!" but before he could move an aparation Snape also walked through him, assuring him to jump and fall flat on his face. All the while the others laughed while he glared at the floor.

"Why me?"

Remus smiled slyly "cause you're Padfoot, why else?"

He growled in response and stood grouchily against a wall far from the door, to their amusement.

James' could see Dumbledore's eyes glued to his son. Harry didn't seem to notice, but James could tell that stare anywhere. It was the pensieve-thinking look that he got when he was figuring something out. Dumbledore was one mysterious old man.

"I must imply how grave this situation really is" he made a pointed stare at the boys who visibly shrunk back. "But It is up to you're head of house to decide" he then glanced at McGonagall, the twinkle in his eyes ever so present. Snape seemed to think they would get expelled though as his beady eyes were sparkling with malice.

Ron lifted his head "we'll go pack our stuff then"

But to all their surprise, She smiled. Actually smiled. That was something else entirely.

"Not today Mr.Weasley"

The both looked at each other and grinned. Victorious.

But obviously that wasn't good enough for Snape. The greasy git. (Sorry couldn't help it!)

"But surely they should be expelled! They were seen by 7 muggles! Breaking at least a hundred school rules along the way!" Dumbledore merrily smiled though.

"I'm not sure why this bothers you so much Severus, but please, indulge us." When no response came he turned back to harry and Ron who looked ready to spill with happiness. But alas victory wouldn't come in total domination.

"Although, I think 50 points each from Gryffindor and a weeks worth of detention is in order" McGonagall became stern once again. "You 2 are too eat in here" she waved her wand and another chair had appeared as well as a plate of sandwiches "God bless us with the rumors that are going around now…" muttering to herself she left after a seemingly furious Snape. Ron quickly jumped up though. "Professor, may I owl my mom right now?" he held up a broken wand "I seem to be having some problems…" Dumbledore chuckled but moved out of the way. "I see, best be on you're way then" Ron quickly ran out of the room and Dumbledore turned to look back at harry who was starring at the sandwiches. "There not poisonous Harry"

Harry looked up and grinned taking a seat and sandwich. James glanced at Dumbledore and was amazed to see the headmaster staring intently, almost in anger, at some thing on Harry's arm. With one quick movement to their amazement he grabbed Harry's arm non-to gently pulling up the sleeve and starring at what James now saw as a enormous purple and black bruise.

"Harry…What is this?" He gazed sternly at the poor boy, who seemed to panic by now.

"I-its from the w-whomping w-willow…" Dumbledore didn't seem satisfied with this answer but dropped his arm and gazed intently t him, almost in worry.

"Perhaps tomorrow you should get that checked out by Madame Pomfrey" Harry simply nodded and watched Dumbledore leave the potions room. He stared at the door all alone for a minute before speaking.

"If only you knew Dumbledore…If only you knew…"