Alisha Wrote this. The Gettofyed version of Ceasar.
Discaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AT ALL! I SWEAR!
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Cassius- Where's my homie, Metellus Cimber? Yo Have him go talk to the big Cheese.
Brutus- He is addressed. Press near and second him.
Casca- Yo they say I go first.
Caesar- Hiz-ouse you senate all ready and up in the house?
Metellus- Like Caesar you are like all totally like powerful. Like Metellus Cimber dude like I would like to like beg like you for like the like release of like my like brother, Publius.
Caesar- Yo dude no way. I'll mess you up man. You my homeboy and stuff but I ain't changing' no rules for you. Word?
Metellus- Like I am like the best like to talk like for my little bro.
BRUTUS KNEELS
Brutus- I kiss thy hand, but not in flattery, Caesar, desiring thee that Publius Cimber may have an immediate freedom of repeal.
Caesar- Haw?
Cassius- Dude, Caesar, Caesar, Dude! I will fall to your dudly foot to beg freedom and such for Cimber dude.
Caesar- If I was not so much better than yous guys I might give in. I am as like constant as the North Star Baby. Other "stars" may move but nothin' can move me. Nothin' you hear. Publius should be gone, off our radar, so there he will stay. Word?
Cinna- Yo Caesar-
Caesar- Can yous guys lift Olympus?
Decius- Groovy Caesar-
Caesar-Why is my homeboy Brutus kneeling?
Casca-Lets do him in, dudes.
ALL STAB CAESAR
Caesar- Dude you to Brutus?
BRUTUS STABS CAESAR
Caesar- Then chokes Caesar.
CAESAR DIES
Cinna- Another one bites the dust.
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Shakespeare is turning in his grave.
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