The Princess and the Pea

STARING INUYASHA & CO.

Once upon a time there was a king and a queen, they had a son named Inu Yasha. He was going to get married to a princess. But, they had one problem, THERE WAS NO PRINCESS.

So, the king and queen found a girl named Kagome with rich parents who claimed she was a princess, but really she was a psycho-path idiot who belonged in an asylum. ( her parents wanted to get rid of her without having to pay bills for that though).

Since the king and queen obviously didn't trust the parents they tried that ultimate test.

"you will have to sleep on 20 mattresses stacked on top of each other with a pea under all of them."

"awesome, am I on a reality show?" Kagome asked staring wide-eyed.

No body knew how to answer that.

So that night "Princess" Kagome slept on the 20 mattresses and the pea. The mattresses kept falling over so she got 5 concussions, a broken nose, a broken arm, and 10 crushed ribs.

In the morning when Kagome was laying in her hospital bed the king and queen went to visit her.

"How did you sleep last night?"

"That's a stupid question!" Kagome yelled at them.

Later in the castle

"Our test has failed!" the king told the queen.

"What should we do?"

"Maybe we added too many mattresses."

'Probably!" the queen agreed.

Bed Time

"You will sleep on 2 mattresses and a pea tonight!" they told Kagome.

That night "princess" Kagome went to sleep on the 2 mattresses and the pea. But by midnight she got bored and ran away to the gambling casino. She got back after breakfast with 200 million dollars from playing poker and doing the slots.

"How did you sleep last night?" the king asked.

"I went to the casino! Only DORKS sleep on Friday night."

The king and queen were stunned, there test failed again.

"Did you win any money?" Inu Yasha asked.

"Yeah, like 200 million bucks!"

Now that the king and queen heard this they didn't care if she wasn't a princess she was RICH.

"We approve of you, Kagome." The queen later told Kagome.

"To do what?'

"Marry our son, do his laundry, make his dinner, and bear his children!"

"WHAT? There is no way in HELL I would marry Inu Yasha! He's an idiot!" Kagome yelled.

"Wha, wha, what?" the queen stuttered.

"You heard me! I am going HOME!" Kagome dissed the queen and left. And then she walked into the sunset.

"AHHH it's hot!" Kagome screamed as she melted.

"Why the hell is she melting?" Inu Yasha asked.

"Something we will never know, and Kagome is made out of wax."

"Ohhh," Inu yasha said.

Wax museum

"And this is the famous wax person who dissed the King and Queen who originally ruled this land." The one guy who does those museum tours.

"I'm'ackack' coming back to life!" Kagome shouted as she came back to life.

"Who are you, and wasn't there a statue right there a second ago?" A person asked.

" I don't have time for questions, I have 200 million bucks to go spend and gamble with!" Kagome screamed and jumped out of the glass case, as the security came out of nowhere.

"FREEZER!" The security yelled," I mean, FREEZE!"

"Out of my way!" Kagome shouted as she pulled out an AKM Machine gun.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" the security shouted as they got killed and then shot with mustard and Ketchup.

That day, there was a whole bunch of blood, and ketchup and mustard.

THE END