Okay welcome to my 3rd one-shot. I really don't know why I keep on writing these crazy one-shots but oh well they are fun to write haha.

Summary of this story: Hilary left her little 11 month old baby cousin with Kai and Ray. Enjoy!

Title: Easy Babysitting… I Think NOT

Hilary walked to the front door of Tyson's house carrying a baby girl in her arms and a bag full of baby stuff in the other hand. The baby girl's name was Lynn and it was Hilary's cousin.

"Oh hey Hilary… THAT'S YOURS? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT YOU WERE A MOM!" Tyson yelled as he pointed to the baby in her arms. Some where in the background… "WHAT!" and soon all the guys were behind Tyson, with shock in their eyes. "It isn't mine! It's my baby cousin dummy." Hilary sighed as she walked into the house. "Why do you have her?" Max asked as he looked at the baby. "I'm babysitting." "Oh."

"Ray can you hold her real fast?" Hilary asked as she placed Lynn in his arms. Ray carried the baby like some trash bag. His hands were under the baby's arms and his arms extended. Lynn just giggled at Ray while some drool came out. "Eww! She's drooling!" Ray said in disgust. "Duh Ray, baby's drool." Tyson stated. "Yeah like you when you sleep?" Ray asked him and Tyson just went, "Whatever."

Hilary was busy looking in the bag to see if she had some diapers for the baby. When she looked she only found two. "Oh poo. I need to get more diapers. Can one of you look after her while I run to my house to get some?" Hilary asked the guys and took the baby from Ray's hands. Then came the lame excuses.

"Uh I have to uhh help my mom! Bye!" Kenny said as he ran out the door.

"I umm I have to get some more food! You know me a growing boy needs to eat!" Tyson said as he ran out the door. "Yeah a growing boy becoming a pig." Hilary said under her breath.

"Uh I need to get sugar high for a.. umm.. I just have to get candy!" Max yelled as he ran out the door.

"Kai? Ray?" Hilary asked the last two guys. "No." Kai stated. "I can't." Ray said after Kai. "Please! She won't do anything. Please!" Hilary begged as she looked at them with puppy eyes. Kai just looked at Hilary then the baby then at Hilary. "No." Just then Lynn began to laugh and point at Kai. "She likes you so you get to look at her." Hilary said quickly and placed the baby in his arms and began to run out the door. Kai just looked down at the girl and then looked at Ray who was now slowly trying to get out the door. "Oh no you don't. If I have to suffer with this kid I'm not going to suffer alone." Kai said as he grabbed Ray's long hair. "OW! DUDE THE HAIR!" Ray yelled out in pain. "Not until you say you are going to stay." Kai said as he pulled on his hair. "Okay okay! I will stay!" Ray answered and Kai let go.

"Man why couldn't she just use pads as diapers?" Kai asked out loud. "Because the baby isn't on her period." Ray stated in a matter-of-fact tone. "Shut up." Kai warned and walked over to the living room. Kai sat down on the floor with the baby in his arms still and Ray just sat on the couch. "So all we do is just watch it?" Ray asked as he stared at Kai and Lynn. "I guess." Kai replied. "This is going to be a piece of cake." Smirked Ray.

3 minutes later…

"Make it stop! Make it stop!" Ray cried as he covered his ears with his hands. The baby began to cry after Kai just stared at it with his normal death glare. "It's all your fault! You are so ugly! Stop looking at her! MAKE IT STOP!" Ray shouted over the cries of the baby.

"I'm not ugly and it won't shut it!" Kai angrily said as he stared at it. "Maybe it's hungry." Ray suggested. "Yeah. Here." Kai got up and walked over to Ray and placed the baby in his arms. "What? You are making me breast feed it? Do I look like a women?" Ray asked Kai. "No, stupid, I'll go look for the milk. And if you are a women, then you are the ugliest one I have ever laid my eyes on." Kai laughed as he saw Ray's face. "Psh, well take a good look because you aren't going to look at any other girl that is half as pretty is me." Ray began to laugh. "Shut u-" Kai's sentence was cut off my the baby's yelling. "Kai get the darn milk already!" Kai walked over to the bag and took out a bottle full of breast milk. Kai just stared at in with horror. 'Why do baby's even drink this' Kai walked over to Ray and shoved the bottle in front of him. "Warm it up." Ray ordered Kai. "What?" "Warm it up. You know baby's like their milk warm."

Kai walked over to the kitchen and began to warm it up. After it was done warming up he walked back over to Ray and the still crying baby. "Did you see if it wasn't hot?" Ray asked him. "No why? Just make it drink it." Kai stated. "We don't want the poor kid to burn her tongue." "How am I supposed to make sure it isn't hot?" "Drink it." "Excuse me?" "I said drink it." "Heck no I'm not drink no breast milk!" Kai said in disgust. "Oh come on! You drank it when you were a baby!" Ray stated. "That was when I was small and had no brains!" "Well do you want this baby to shut up?" "Yes." "Then drink it!" Ray ordered. Kai took one finale look at the bottle and said, "If I die I will haunt you in your dreams." "Why would I want you to? You already haunt my dreams with your face!" Smirked Ray as he saw Kai look at him With one finale breath Kai drank a little of it. "Okay it is warm enough. I need to get water!" Kai said as he shoved the bottle in Ray's hand and walked into the kitchen.

When Kai came back Ray was finished with feeding it. "Okay now what?" Ray asked Kai. "You burp it." "Oh yeah." Ray said as he started to pat the back of the baby. Once a little burp came out Ray let it sit on his lap facing him. "You know she looks cute!" Ray said in aw. "Don't get soft man." Kai looked at his friend. "Whatever."

2 seconds later…

"OH EWWWWW! THE THING BRAFED ON ME!" Ray shouted as he got up. Sure enough, Lynn had spit up the milk that she just had. "Here carry her while I change." Ray shoved Lynn to Kai's arms.

"What are you looking at?" Kai asked Lynn as she stared at him with big eyes. Just then Kai had a urge to poke it's nose. He looked around to see if Ray was around and started to poke it. The baby started to laugh until it grabbed his finger with both of his hands. "Dude you got a good grip there. No! Don't you dare shove my finger in there! No! ewww!" Kai said as his finger was being sucked on. "Ray! The baby is sucking on me!" Kai yelled as he tried to get his finger away but she had a death grip on it. Finally Ray came out with new cloths. "Get that thing that baby's always suck on." Kai ordered. "You mean the pacifier?" Ray asked as he walked over to the baby bag. "Yeah whatever! Just get it!" Ray walked over to Kai and after 2 minutes of trying to get Lynn let go of Kai's finger, he placed the pacifier into it's mouth. "Here hold it. I need to was my finger before I get infected by something." Kai handed the baby to Ray and walked to the bathroom.

Ray started to play with it and making faces. Lynn laughed and grabbed both side of his face and her pacifier fell out of her mouth. Ray didn't know and was now a few inches away from her face. Then came his worst nightmare. Lynn pulled his face closer and began to suck on his nose. "AH! LET GO!" Ray yelled as he tried to make her stop sucking on it. "What's wrong?" Kai asked from the bathroom. "The baby won't stop sucking on my nose! AH! I CAN FEEL HER BITING IT!" Ray cried out. "Then make her stop sucking it." "I can't make her stop!" "Oh well let her suck on your nose." "NO!"

After 10 minutes of trying to get Lynn of sucking Ray's nose off they all sat on the couch. "Evil baby." Ray said in a low voice. "I thought you said she was cute?" Kai asked him. "Well yeah before she nearly sucked my nose away." Kai just laughed until he smelled something nasty. "Do you smell that?" Kai sniffed. "Yeah." Ray began to sniff to and his sniff landed on Lynn. "I think I know what it is making it smell." Ray told Kai. "What?" "Her." Ray pointed at the laughing baby.

"Well then go change it." Kai said. "No way! You!" "No!" "We will change it together okay?" Ray suggested. "Fine."

5 minutes later…

Both Kai and Ray walked in wearing gloves, an apron, goggles, and a mask to cover the mouth and nose. Also each one had thongs in one hand. "Time to go in." Kai said slowly as he snapped the thongs together.

Now they were over the baby and they began the changing to the diapers. Once Kai pulled down the diapers with his gloves he was in disgust. "AWW EWW! GET THE TRASH BAG!" Kai ordered as he carried the smelly diapers with the thong. Ray held out the bag and Kai threw it in. "Okay. Now who is going to whip?" Kai asked. "Not me." Ray replied quickly. "Well it isn't going to be me." Just then both of them turned to the kitchen sink and both had a smile on their face. "You know what I'm thinking?" Kai asked. "I sure do. Grab the butt naked baby and let's get it clean, Baby car wash style." Ray said as both he and Kai walked into the kitchen.

Kai held out the baby in front of him and Ray was near the sink with the sink hose in his hand. "Ready?" Ray asked Kai and he nodded. Then Ra began to spray Lynn with water near her butt. Just then… "EWW! SHE IS PEEING!" Kai said in disgust. "Spray man spray!" Kai ordered Ray. After washing Lynn they need a way to dry it off. "I will get the hair dryer." Ray ran to the bathroom and grabbed the dryer and came back. He hooked it up and put it full blast and began to dry the baby's bottom. It took them 13 minutes to finish changing the diaper.

Kai and Ray went back into the living room and placed Lynn on the ground. "Sit." Kai ordered and both he and Ray went back into the kitchen to clean up the puddle of water and other stuff.

3 minutes later…

"WHERE IS THE BABY!" Ray freaked out. "Isn't she on the floor?" Kai asked as he looked around. "No do you see a baby around here?" "No." "Then lets go and find it." Then they began to set out looking for the lost baby. "Here baby, baby come out come out where ever you are cos' if you don't I'm going to kill you." Kai chanted. "You are going to scare her!" "Psh as if she understands a word we say." When they entered the bedroom they saw something that shocked them.

"The thing can stand?" Kai asked as he walked over to Lynn now standing up near the bed. "Yeah I guess."

Now they were back in the living room watching T.V. Lynn was pretty much bored and saw Ray's long black hair and began to pull on it hard. "OW! LET GO!" Ray ordered Lynn but she kept on pulling it. "Kai! Help!" "Fine." Kai walked over to the other side of Lynn and began to pull on her. As he pulled on Lynn, she pulled on Ray's hair, and Ray goes "OUCH! BAD BABY BAD!" and in return Lynn laughs, and Kai goes "My bad." After 20 minutes of it they finally got her to let go of Ray's poor hair. "What's up with people pulling on my hair?" Ray asked as he held his hair close to him.

Just then Lynn began to yawn and it went to sleep on Kai's lap. Kai slowly lifted up Lynn and carefully placed her on the couch and sighed. "Finally she is sleeping." "Yeah." Ray let out a smile. Then Hilary walked in holding bags full of diapers.

"Hey guys!" she said out loud. "SHH!" both Ray and Kai hissed at her. But it was to late Lynn was now awake and crying. "AHHHHHHHHH! NOT MY HAIR! OW!" Ray shouted as Lynn began to pull on it again.

Was it good? Or bad? Lol anyways review if you like.