Another weird little oneshot. ENJOY!

Summary: Kai and Rei talk bad about each others hairs and things get ugly….

Oneshot number 4: Long VS Short

It was a nice wonderful day, the sky was blue, the birds were chirping, all the peoples in Tyson's dojo were crouched behind the couch, the wind blowing….wait people hiding behind a couch? Confused? Ah, let's go back when this all started shall we?

Some where in the morning…

Everybody woke up with the start of….Kai's laughing? And what was this? Ray isn't staying calm? Oh my something must have happened. Everyone turned to the two boys and stared wide eyes.

So there was Kai with his messy blue grayish hair all over the place laughing his butt off. And poor Ray, steam coming out of his ears giving death glares at the laughing boy.

"Your hair!" laughed Kai as he pounded his hands on the ground. "YOUR HAIR!" he gasped for air while getting up.

"OH SHUT UP!" Ray shouted as he looked at the mirror. Okay maybe his hair…isn't as tame as he thought it was. Ray's hair was like one big fat fuzz ball. All rolled up into one huge ball of well hair. "AHH! MY HAIR!" Ray cried as he stared at it.

"AFRO!" howled Kai as he fell back to the ground laughing. "Well look at your hair! It looks like a rug!" Ray spat back. "Oh what you say about my hair, huh, afro head!" Kai got up and walked over to him.

"You heard me…your hair looks like a messed up rug with hair balls all over it." Ray smirked.

Everyone at the moment: (O.O) (shocked at what these two were fighting about)

"Hey…should we uhh…like stop them now?" Tyson said slowly as he watched them two fight. "Yeah…." Max answered but none of them moved. They were too intrigued with this little sight.

"Oh your gonna pay for making fun of my hair girly." Kai warned. "Oh you did not just call me girly again!" Ray hissed at him. "I just did. What you going to do about it?" Kai laughed. "This."

Just then Ray jumped on Kai making him fall to the ground. "NUGIE!" Ray shouted as he messed with Kai's hair. "GET OFF FATTY!"

"Me fat! Look at my smexy body! IM MORE HOT THEN YOU!" Ray stated as he got off of the nearly passed out Kai. "Smexy my butt! I have a wayyy finer body then you! Look I even sizzle when you touch me!" Kai licked his finger and touched himself and made a fake sizzle sound. (okay okay…weirdness)

"YEAH RIGHT! The only thing your good at is making little kids cry!" Ray spat back. "Only cuz they know they can't have me!" Kai stated back.

Everyone at the moment: (- -;;)

"This is one stupid fight…" Kenny said slowly while staring at his two friends who he thought was mature. Sadly…this has proven him wrong.

"Come on, I'm hungry lets go and leave these two." Tyson said as we walked out the door followed by Max and Kenny.

Back in present time….

"GUYS CALM DOWN!" Kenny cried as he stuck us head above the couch. "NOT UNTIL AFRO HEAD HERE SAYS SORRY!" Kai shouted as he threw a sock ball at Ray, who ducked. "NOT UNTIL RUG HEAD HERE SAYS SORRY!" Ray shouted back as he threw a sock ball at Kai, who ducked.

"BOTH OF YOU SAY SORRY!" Tyson yelled as he stuck his head out with Kenny. "NO!" both Ray and Kai stated and threw a sock ball at them "DUCK!" Kenny screamed. "Where?" Tyson asked stupidly as he looked around. "NOT DUCK! DUCK!" Kenny screamed as he pulled Tyson down.

"Hey! I wanted to see the duck!" Tyson cried. Kenny slapped his head and looked for Max but he was no where in sight. "Hey where did Max go?" Kenny asked Tyson. "There." Tyson pointed to where Kai and Ray were. "Oh…my…gosh!" Kenny stared in disbelief.

"Hey come one dudes! Keep the peace!" Max said as he got in between them. So there was Max wearing red spandex and a blue cape and a red mask, with the letters "MM" printed across his chest.

"Max! get your butt back here before they kill you!" Tyson cried. "It's Mighty Max to you buddy!" Max re-corrected him. "Whatever just get your butt back here!" "NO! I must make peace between these two!" Max stated. "With what? Your team of spandex?" Laughed Kai. "Your just jealous cause I have the butt for it!" Max stuck up his butt and smacked it in front of Kai and Ray.

"Oh DUDE! WE DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!" Ray cried as he covered his eyes. "THE HORROR!" Kai yelled as he turned around. "What! All I did was smack my butt see!" he was about to do it again but was stopped with the scream of two very blind guys…

"AHHHHHHH NOOOO DON'T DO IT AGAIN! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

so yeah...that was yet another weird one lOl mehh LOl i had candy before i wrote this well anyways i hope you enjoyed it!