Sorry for the long update all the things that school can think of was throwing it at me…oi! Well anyways here's another one-shot just for you guys!

We all know the great Kai is always in a bad mood. And everyone knows Ray is always calm. Well for some odd reason two boys wanted to change all that…I see trouble in the near future don't you? So let's begin this story of how two boys try to change two guys…

Everyone was sitting in the living room watching T.V at Tyson's place. "Nothing is on…" cried Max as he flip through the channel. "Well if you just stop changing the channel every second we can actually see what is on the screen." Growled Kai as he got up from his seat and went outside. "Someone is pmsing…" Tyson said very low but Kai heard it and sent him his death glare. "What you say?" Tyson gulped and answered "Nothing..nothing…hehe…imma go now come on Max!" Tyson pulled Max away from the T.V and ran to the kitchen. "Hey! I was watching something!" Max whined. "Well Kai was about to kill me." Tyson answered as he looked around the kitchen to find Ray sitting on the table reading a book.

"Hey Ray! Watcha doing?" Max walked over to him and sat next to him. "Just reading," Ray simply answered and got up. "Now if you excuse me, I need to do something." Ray left the kitchen.

"…That was soo boring." Max sighed. The both of them stared at each other for a few seconds then each began to smile. "You know what I'm thinking?" Max asked. "If it has to do something with the juicy sandwich then yeah we thinking the same thing." Tyson drooled as he walked like a zombie to the sandwich sitting on the counter…just waiting to get eaten. Max slapped his head. "NO! Not that! I mean we can make Kai and Ray more… hyper! Come on forget about the food!" Max tried to pull Tyson out of the room, away from the sandwich but was having a hard time. "B-but Max! It's calling my name! see!" Tyson begins to make his voice like a ghost and saying "Tyyysooonnnn…coommee..c00oomme eat meee eEEeeat me!"

Max slapped his head once again. "Man if you keep on doing stupid stuff imma lose all my brain cells." Max said as he pushed Tyson out of the room. Once away from the sandwich and was safely inside Tyson's bathroom they began to talk.

"Wait…Max…weren't we inside the bathroom once…thinking of a plan?" Tyson asked as he stared at him. "I don't know…hrmm…." They both thought but gave up. "Okay on with the plan!"

Ouside…

Tyson's grandpa just entered the front door with a face that was well... it told everyone he had to go the bathroom really really bad. He ran at the speed of light to the bathroom only to find it locked. "OHH! DUDE IF YOU'RE IN THERE GET OUT NOW! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!" he cried out as he began to jump up and down.

Inside the bathroom at the moment…

"Yeah hold on!" Tyson cried out. "Okay so that's the plan right!" Max was about to answer but there was a loud crash from outside the bathroom and the bathroom door fell down to reveal a red face grandpa. "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING! CANT YOU SEE YOUR OLD GRAMPS NEEDS TO USE THE BATHROOM!" he cried as he went over to the toilet and began to take off his pants. "OH MY GOD GRAMPS NOOO! RUN MAX RUN BEFORE OUR EYES WILL BE STAINED FOR LIFE! RUNNNN!" Tyson yelled and both he and Max ran for their lives.

Once safely out of harms way the put their plan into action.

Operation 1: get Kai to be less mean.
Victim: Kai Hiwatari

"You got everything?" Max looked over at Tyson who nodded. "Alright time to get this party started!" they made their way to Kai who was busy practicing with his beyblade. Max gave a final nod to Tyson how walked over to Kai and said "Hiya Kai!"

Kai looked at him then looked away. "Hn" Tyson began to walk around Kai and this was ticking him off. "What you want Tyson?" Kai stared at him. "Ohh nothing…nothing at all…" Tyson answered and Kai just ignored him. What he didn't know was that Max was sneaking up on him with a rope in his hands. "Don't kill me!" Max cried from behind and quickly wrapped the ropes around Kai with the help of Tyson. Kai was slow to react to this and was sadly getting tied up. "WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO A PLACE WHERE NO ONE WILL FIND YOU!" Kai yelled out. "Oh don't worry Kai! Before you get out of this we will be long gone!" Max laughed sheepishly thinking of what Kai might do.

They dragged Kai's tied up body onto a chair in front of the T.V and began to tape him up onto it. "What are you guys doing!" Kai growled as his arms got taped down. "Cheering you up!" Tyson answered as he patting Kai's head. "Oh…my bad…hehe" Tyson said as he tried to un-pat his hair by patting it again. "JUST STOP!" Tyson backed away to a corner while saying something about pms. "Now Kai this is for your own good." Max walked over to DVD player and popped in Barney. "You stay put and watch." Max was about to leave when Kai started to yell his head off. "I'm sorry Kai, but you leave me no chose. Tyson tape him." Max ordered and Tyson walked over to Kai with a roll of duck tape in his hands. Tyson was busy staring at the Barney while taping Kai's mouth that he didn't know he was also covering his nose…that was until Kai made an "ARGH!" sound. "Holy cow my bad!" Tyson laughed as he ripped off the tape followed by a very loud "AHH!"

So after getting Kai tied down, the two were off to their second mission.

Operation 2: get Ray less calm

Victim: Ray Kon

Max started to make Ray's favorite tea but just added something….sugar and I mean a lot of sugar. "Max…are you trying to kill him?" Tyson stared at all the sugar being poured. "No! He will be fine I mean look at me! I'm fine and dandy." Max answered pouring more sugar. Tyson muttered something about "your body is like a sugar plantation". Tyson looked down the hallway and saw Ray walk to them. "HE'S COMING!" Tyson cried as he ran to Max who still had a lot of sugar on hand. "Max! Hide the sugar!" Max began to worry. "Oh I know!" Max quickly poured all the remaining sugar into his mouth. Before Tyson could say anything Ray came in. "H-hey Ray! We made you some tea right Max?" Tyson turned around to find Max shaking his head so fast you just saw a yellow blob moving. "Here!" Tyson gave Ray the tea. "You didn't do anything…did you?" Ray asked as he stared at the tea in his hands. "We made you tea and you ask us what we did to it! How rude!" Tyson said while looking hurt. "Yeah!" Max began to cry so much he looked like a fountain. "Okay okay!" Ray drank the tea but nothing happened.

"Darn Max didn't put enough sugar," Tyson said. "What?" Ray looked at him. "Oh nothing I just said 'that Max sure does love sugar!'" Tyson laughed while watching Ray drink the tea. "Wow…Ray really doesn't get hyper…" Tyson thought.

Moments later….

Hilary walked into the house but stopped. What she saw made her walk out of the door and into the house again. "Oh…my…gosh…KAI!" So there was Kai eyes wide, rocking back and forth and making "hehe" sounds. She slowly walked over to the mentally ill Kai and took off the tape from his mouth. "Hehhe..that purple fat guy…says he loves me…make him stop! MAKE HIM STOP!" Kai yelled out while rocking back and fourth. "Calm down!" Hilary said as she untied him from the chair. 'TYSON GE- RAY! MAX!" Hilary fell over laughing at what she saw.

So there was Max in his spandex and everything and there was Ray. Ray was wearing his red boxer's and white underwear over really tight leather black pants. He had a black mask on. "Have no fear Mighty Max is here!" Max stood is his superman pose. "And his side-kick Rumble Ray!" Ray placed his hands on his hips. "And we are the 'Butt Kicking Kung Fu Master'" both Max and Ray said together. "B.K.K.F.M for short" added Ray.

Hilary that the moment… "AHAHAHHA"
Kai at the moment was still rocking back and forth, eyes twitching and saying "stop..make it stop."

Just then Tyson's grandpa walked into the room and stood there watching the craziness unfold. He picked up the phone and dialed the number of the mental place. "Hello? Yes I would like you guys to come and pick up a spandex wearing boy, tight leather pants wearing boy, and a witch laughing girl, and a crazy nut case guy….yes..uh-huh…okay thank you bye." After that he hung up the phone and waited for the people to come.

Mean while in the kitchen…

Tyson was happily eating his beloved sandwich that was until the B.K.K.F.M. walked in…."SWEET MOTHER OF POOP MY EYES!"

Yeah I kinda lost the idea for this fic…it was total randomness…oh well hoped you guys liked it!