Fairytale Disorder
Chapter 8: To the Dragon's Castle!
"I really don't want to come here…it's eerie!"
"Stop whining, it's your last stop."
Dark shut his mouth and looked around, he was in an empty room with a single bed, "Man…this is like the loner room or something." The demons set him down and by the time he turned around they had disappeared. He sat on the bed and looked around, he found something, "Hey look a fork!"
He picked it up, unfortunately, the sharp end pricked his hand and he fell unconscious onto the bed. The rabbit hopped onto him and let out a worried, "Kyu?"
The boy didn't respond, "Kyu! Kyu, kyu!" With gave a sad kyu and sat down sadly on the boy's magically moving chest.
Awhile later Krad was in front of the castle.
Damn it, I can't fit in the castle in this form…
You're too fat, go on a diet.
Shut up!
You're so self conscious.
That's your fault!
In other words, it's your own fault.
…shut up!
…you're thinking about it aren't you?
I'm not that fat am I?
He shifted into a bird and flew up, he flew up, up and up. Soon enough he got a headache from the whirling stairs, when does this end?
Look! The stairs are going round and round…
Am I still flying in the right direction?
No idea…too dizzy…maybe you should shift back…try not to throw up or faint…
Might…not…make it…
The rabbit watched the man head towards them, he had shoulder length black hair, perfect charming teeth and on the way, he ran a hand through his hair. With hopped under the covers of the magically positioned Dark, "Kyu…"
Then he saw them, behind the approaching man, golden gems glowing in the darkness of the tunnel which was their exit, soon followed by footsteps. Someone was running towards them…With shrunk back further. Then it hopped out, "Kyu!"
"What's this? A rabbit? An extra to the damsel perhaps?"
Soon enough the footsteps approached the room, light taps that only rabbits could hear. A whirl of gold pushed the Prince Charming aside. He fell unconscious on the floor. Then everything paused, the rabbit watched the blonde with long golden hair and golden eyes approach. "Kyu! Kyu!"
"A rabbit," he sighed and headed towards the unconscious boy, "What has he picked up this time?"
With blinked, the blonde seemed to know the boy, but there was a bad feeling in his stomach, something was different about the golden eyed boy. Unless it was the strawberries he ate earlier…whichever. "Kyu?"
"Is that all you can say?" Golden eyes turned their attention to the sleeping boy, "what's wrong with him?" The rabbit watched him walk over and shake the boy gently on the shoulders, "Hey Dark, wake up…come on…"
Krad spotted a fork nearby, "What'd he do? Eat something poisonous?"
If only it was that easy.
"Kyu!"
"…sorry, I don't speak rabbit…"
"Kyu, kyu!"
The blonde raised a brow, "…sure, let's just get him out first."
The fallen prince on the ground stirred, With jumped frantically onto the blonde's shoulder, the dragon watched the rabbit with curiosity. He picked up the boy and turned around to face a very dazed Prince Charming, his halted and waited for a minute. The prince held his head and grumbled to no one in particular, "What happened?"
Krad looked around and answered, "…you slipped and fell down a couple stairs."
"Oh…who are you?"
The dragon thought for a minute, "…I'm just a fragment of your dream…you're still asleep…"
"Oh…" He took a couple steps towards the blonde, Krad gulped and backed up, "You seem awfully real for a dream…"
"Sou…"
"You're pretty…"
"…" Krad took a step back, "That's nice…"
"Who's that in your arms?"
"This is a…dummy…" Well at least it wasn't a complete lie…
"A dummy for what?"
"To…"
The black haired man nodded, "To…"
"Throw out the window…"
"Oh…I want to watch…"
"No you may not."
"Oh? Why?"
Krad rolled his eyes, the prince just wouldn't stop saying 'oh' "Because it's a confidential test…to test the height of the castle…"
"Oh…"
The blonde frowned, he couldn't fit through the window with the boy in his arms, "Go back to sleep." He kicked the prince in the head and knocked him unconscious again. Then he headed back to the window, Dark in his arms. A second later, he threw the boy out the window.
After the boy went out, he jumped out himself and turned back into a dragon and caught the boy on his back. He flew back to the front of the castle…or the closest path to the castle that wasn't burnt. The rabbit knew that the blonde wasn't a normal human, he watched the dragon shift back into human form. He set the boy down, "Is he asleep?"
He's dead…dead just like all those knights you ate!
I don't eat knights!
…you don't?
Yea…they're unhealthy especially their armour.
Whatever, he's still dead.
He's breathing…
Okay…that or maybe he's just sleeping…
But he won't wake up.
Then he's in a coma! Geeze you could've just said all the facts in the beginning!
The dragon snorted to himself, he kneeled down and leaned over to the boy, "Dar-"
With decided that exact moment to jump onto the blonde's head which resulted in the dragon jerking down, lips meeting the boys. Golden eyes widened, he sat up and stared at the boy. A hand unconscious reached up and touched his lips.
…HOLY SHIT I JUST KISSED HIM!
Yes, congratulations, it's about time, too bad he wasn't awake to see it.
The boy stirred, he sat up and rubbed his eyes, completely unaware of the dragon watching him, he yawned, "That was the best sleep I've had in years…"
"Kyu?"
The rabbit hopped into the boy's arms, Krad continued watching, "Oh hey With, what happened? All I remember is that fork…queer…"
"Kyu?"
"Huh?" Dark looked up and saw gold. He shook his head and rubbed his eyes, then he looked again. In front of him was a blonde with long golden hair and very familiar golden eyes. "Whoa…Krad?" The dragon blushed, remembering the kiss, but he nodded nonetheless. "Are you okay? You seem kinda flushed…"
Krad inwardly cursed his pale skin, "I'm fine."
A moment later he was glomped by the boy, "Oh my god it is you! I missed you so much! It was horrible! They kept on calling me a damsel in distress and tried to dress me up and people kept trying to kill me or they kept on making me do chores I had to run away from all these Prince Charmings and there were these demons that kept on making me replace the princesses that they slaughtered and they poisoned the food and they tried to make me eat this fugly looking lumpy apple and made me wear boots that didn't fit and I had my hair hacked off while I was stuck in this tower with no doors and a single window and I ended up half dying in this forest only to get molested by this good witch who is now sending her flying monkeys out to kill everyone and I nearly got kissed by this fugly beast thing and it's because of the coffee that I couldn't fall asleep on the damn mattress and they thought I had damsel quality it's not fair! Not to mention there was this witch that kept on trying to kill me and damn she was ugly but still, and they tried to make me fit in with all these fancy rich freaks and there was this prince who liked being rejected and now I'm being chased by like a dozen Prince Charmings because they all think I'm their damsel in distress! It's horrible! Why me? Hell! I was suffering from SKWD!"
"SKWD?"
"Huh?"
"What's SKWD?"
"Severe Krad withdrawl..."
"Oh..."
"Anyways like I was saying..."
Krad watched the boy babble on, wide eyed, he just kept on nodding. Severe Krad withdrawl huh?Dark was whining into his chest now, the two were on the floor. The boy straddling his waist and whining, the dragon just kept on nodding like an idiot. Finally, Dark had to take a breath, golden eyes blinked, "Dark?"
"Huh?"
"Are you done?"
The boy nodded, he thought for a moment, "Yea, I'm done."
"You're supposed to be dead!"
The two looked over at the wicked witch who was fuming at the sight of Dark being alive, Krad propped onto his elbows and cocked his head, "And who's that?"
"That's the ugly witch that tried killing me a couple dozen times…"
"Ah…" The dragon nodded, "And why would she want to kill you?"
"I don't have the slightest clue."
"Dark…"
"What? I don't! I swear! She just came up to the house with the seven little midgets and tried to choke me to death a couple times!"
Krad turned from Dark to the witch, "You tried to kill him?" His golden eyes glowed dangerously, apparently, he could even scare a witch off just by glaring at her. "You tried to kill him?" He repeated.
The witch got the hint and gulped audibly. Dark sneezed, it broke the mood. The dangerous atmosphere lifted up and fluttered away like some butterfly that just got sneezed on. The queen sighed in relief. Krad gave him an incredulous look, "What?"
The dragon sighed and shook his head, "Never mind."
The boy blinked but didn't push his luck. The blonde didn't look happy, and it was most likely his fault. He got off the dragon and stood up. Krad stood up and dusted himself. The witch watched nervously, she hadn't the slightest idea why she was terrified of the blonde but she was.
"Ho! Look at what we have here!"
The three looked at the path, there were not one, not two, not three, etc, there were five Prince Charmings riding towards them, "It's you again!" The three looked back, there was the Prince Charming that Krad had knocked unconscious in the castle. Krad frowned, something was seriously wrong. They were all smiling, flashing their perfect teeth, suddenly; all six of them flicked their hair then ran a hand through them. The dragon bit his lip nervously, gods those freaks were creepy. The one from the castle smiled, "Wow! So you weren't a dream! I knew you were real!" Gods he was an idiot…Krad rolled his eyes, the Prince then looked at the other Prince Charmings, "Prince Charmings! What brought you here?"
The dragon stared at the six in horror, "We're here on a mission Prince Charming."
"Oh wow, what kind of mission? Dragon hunting?"
Krad gulped, one of the Prince Charmings shook his head, "Oh no, none of that sort. That's set for next week. We're here to rescue our damsels."
"Oh!" The blonde's eye twitched, he was really getting annoyed with that, "Is that so? So was I but it seems like a fell down some stairs and was knocked unconscious. My damsel wasn't in the bed so I came out here to look around."
The Prince Charmings continued conversing while Krad grew more and more confused at who they were speaking to. Dark watched the dragon wobble around a bit, "Krad?"
At once there was silence, the two looked around, then suddenly all the Prince Charmings pointed at them, "Ah! It's my damsel in distress!"
Another moment of silence, Krad looked at the boy then at the band of Prince Charmings that were heading towards them. He needed to shift, fast. I need a form that can carry him while flying.
Dragon form.
I need a form that can fly and yell at him at the same time.
Oh…
"Oh, but that can't be your damsel in distress my dear Prince Charmings she's mine."
"Not quite Prince Charming, she's mine too."
"And mine!"
"And mine!"
"She was the first to reject me!"
"She's supposed to be asleep in the bed..."
"She freed me from my curse!"
Dark fumed, "I'm a boy!" They ignored him, he let his shoulders sulk and started to pout.
Golden eyes widened, as he shifted, he grabbed Dark by the waist who grabbed his rabbit as they flew off the ground. He looked up and stared in awe, "Whoa Krad…"
"What?"
"You grew wings…"
"I've always had wings…"
"No, I mean you, you look like an angel."
Krad tilted his head, "What?"
"Yea! You have angel wings!"
So that was the result of wanting to fly and yell at the same time. They looked down, the princes mounted onto their horses and trotted after them. The dragon snorted, "Well, aren't they in a hurry to catch us? Did you lose weight?"
"Well I was nearly starved to death a couple times…not to mention nearly suffered from food poisoning…"
Krad considered the points, "I'm guessing that we'll run out of food tonight and that I'll have to go get some more food tomorrow…"
"Hell yea…"
"Kyu?"
"What's that?"
"A rabbit."
"Obviously."
"Kyu!"
Dark smiled, "Can we keep him?"
The blonde almost dropped him, "What?"
"Can we keep him?"
"Another mouth to feed!.?"
"…so can we? I mean I already named him…"
"No."
The boy gawked at the dragon, "How could you! You cruel, cruel dragon! How can you deny the bunny? The bunny demands that you let us keep him! Look at the poor thing with its huge red eyes! Have you no heart?"
"Too bad."
"…you know With is going to follow us home either way."
"Leave him."
"No! If he goes! I go!"
"Are you serious? I'll drop you off then."
A moment later, Dark pouted, "Krad! But he's so cute! And all he ever eats is strawberries! Please! Pretty please!"
"Kyu!"
"Whatever."
He gave a woot, "Yay! I love you so much Krad! You're the best!"
"…" The dragon looked away in embarrassment. After a bit Krad finally got tired and landed. They rested and sat around and soon enough they were bored. The sun was starting to set, the blonde was half asleep, sprawled out on the grass in the middle of a field in the middle of nowhere.
"Krad?"
"Hnnn?"
Dark came into sight, "I'm bored…"
"Hn."
"Halt you damsel thief! So there you are!"
The two looked over, they saw horses and heads sticking out. Dark frowned, "Great…" Then a huge gust of wind arrived.
"No one ever told me there was a shape-shifter with the boy."
She grumbled and walked around, "He's supposed to be dead!"
When she looked into the sky she saw flying monkeys, "…what the…"
Then she disappeared with the flick of her cloak.
"Oh hurry up!"
A grunt, the shard grumbled, "They're not at the castle anymore you twit! They're at a field nearby and if you don't hurry up the show's going to be over!"
"FLY MY PRETTIES! TO DARK MOUSY! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!"
The monkey beside her cocked his head, the good witch rolled her eyes and pointed towards the sky, "Aren't you supposed to be going with the others?"
The monkey just stared at her, "Go South! Migrate or something!"
The monkey gave her a funny look, "GO FLY YOU TWIT OF A MONKEY!"
"Uwa?"
Glinda the good witch sighed and walked off towards the dragon's castle, "Useless flying monkeys…"
Nya
Another chapter! The mayhem continues! Dark and Krad are finally reunited! Nyahahahha XD They're all gathering :D oh the fun I'm going to and about to have XP Hope this was extra good! (promise to Amethyst Bubble) Thankies to kurokioku for the warning! Yes! You've all been warned now! XD
WARNING:May cause stomach pains and asthma attacks due to insanity and randomness.Anything that happens to you will not be blamed on the author.You have been warned.
darksaphire- kradxdark action? ;) well there's the kiss...and the Dark burying his head into Krad's chest part...I want more... :D I'll try to add more in the next chapter or something XD
Mysterious Kaitou- XD Hell yea! Go SKWD! My computer won't let me download aim XP well I could but it wouldn't work :D I mean... :( I still think msn is better :P yes you shall suffer from SKXDWD (severe kradxdark withdrawl) like me nyahahahha XP
Hakudoshi-chan- I counted, and there were six in this fic XD Krad's more than likely already insane, Glinda the good witch finally snapped :P I always knew she would, ever since the first time I watched The Wizard of OZ what is OZ? Prince Charmings, lol, I find them amusing :P
Mujyakina-Hitokoroshiya- Woots cookie :D Poor little red, she was eaten, and so did little red the second XP Here's the next chapter, even more pointless insanity XP Ah the fun I'm having...
kurokioku- Thankies for the warning :D I hope the people with asthma are alright, they seem to end up with difficulty breathing XP I can practically maim people with insanity and randomness XD That'sa good weapon to use :) no one can really kill you for it XP
Rinoki Rio- Yea go insanity! Sane people are insane XP Ayame's my name :) yea there's one in fruits basket and some other anime XD Glad you liked this/the last chapter thebest XP Glinda going insane made me smile :)
golden-flame4- Mindless humour XD There's nothing quite like it :) Completely insane, no dosage of sanity in it, sanity completely ruins mindless humour because it'd end up just humour...the mindless part would be taken out o.O we can't have that happen...Ayame forbids it XP
Seena58- Haha, yea, watching people snap like a twig is fun :) My main entertainment source now...Krad's having disagreements with himself, I like laughing at him -looks away- respectfully...and yup, the evil witch with too many words to describe is back...lol XD a Prince Charming album! That'd be so cool, their top single could be..."Too charming for you" or "Looking for my damsel-who's-actually-a-boy-but-no-one-gives-a-damn-since-he's-got-damsel-quality" The sane side of me retired when I was 6...it refuses to come back out XD
Lord Scribbles- Krad's sanity took a rain check, the witches, one's wicked and the other's good with the exception that she's sending out flying monkeys to destroy the world...-starts whistling- the Prince Charmings will just have to find a way to split Dark in six XP
Lillith- Saying nothing but "good job" and "update soon" makes me feel...stupid :P it's like I have alot of say but all that really comes out is good job and update soon, so many words so little phrasing XP writers blocks don't kill me that much now, it's more finding time in my schedule (mainly fridays to sundays) to find the time not to be lazy and actually type :P
Kawaii Magician Bakura-starts fanning- I think I turn purple when I hold my breath XP Hope you enjoy reading this chapter as well! XD
KuroTsubasaNoTenshi:D Glinda the good witch never did get a big pay check, evil witches get paid more too XP from now on it's going to be Glinda the witch who was once good but went insane :P Dark's a boy:O A real boy! XP
Dreams of Goth- People tend to get attached to their hair, I hate haircuts XP Finally Dark's done replacing princesses, sleeping beauty was his last job..or is it:O For all we know he has another three to replace XD
Kaeru-chan- Thankies! Happy belated birthday to you too:) Mine was on the 5th, ages ago, I feel old now XP I never really thought there were so many people with birthdays in Febuary, I always thought it was just...me XP Go Febuary people!