Lil Miroku Man

Once their was a little boy named miroku

He always wore purple and was in love with women, every single one that he laid eyes on, at least, if they were pretty. But that was never a problem.

But one day Poor little Mirokus parents died so he had to live with his very,very, VERY strict grand parents who never let him hang out with any girls and always made him wear blue or black. After awhile of living with such strict grand parents though, Miroku decided, when he was about 17 that he wanted to break free. So he put on his purple robe and walked out the door.

'Miroku! Is that purple!' Said the little old lady. 'Yes grammama it is.' And he ran outside with his grandma not far behind him. Then Miroku saw it Grapa on the Patio, so he just walked naturally until his grampa yelled 'MIROKU! YOU KNOW NEVER TO WEAR PURPLE! It simply ruins your complextion!' Miroku Frowned and said 'No it doesn't! and ran far away. His gramma kept running, but he heard from his grandpa. 'GET BACK HERE!' Miroku kept running, and he heard a voice..

'Run little miroku run, run as fast as you can, they cant catch you, because you da man!' Miroku stopped and his grandma stopped, she just couldn't take it, plus, if she left her pie for too long, it would be simply ruined!

Miroku smiled. "mr. ice cream? I mean, Jonathon?"

'How did you know?' Jonathon asked curiously

'Well, you know, all the previous stories deffinetly gave it away'

'well yeah, but I am your guide miroku, and look yonder! Is that a female of beuty? Go get'er tiger'

Miroku saw a beautiful girl and approached her. but not long after, he was running for his life, for it was not a girl at all he had seen, it was the famed Jankotsu of the bad of seven, and he was mad. So what choice did poor Miroku have, but to run for his pathetic little life.

He heard beside him the comforting voice of Jonathon.

Run little Miroku Run, run as fast as you can, he cant catch you because you da man!'

Eventually Jankotsu gave up on Miroku after he saw a beautiful spot of just the right amount of shade to sleep under. And then Miroku found a new woman up yonder.

So miroku had approached the beautiful woman, only to regret it later after finding out that it had been Kagome, his friend Inu Yasha's "non" girlfriend So now he had to run away from his best friend of all time.

Jonathon spoke again.

Run little Miroku Run, Run as fast as you can, He cant catch you because you da man!

So Inu yasha eventually stopped running after Miroku when he got into a new fight with Koga. So Miroku found a new woman to look at, so he approached her with caution after all his past incidents.

Yet again, Miroku found himself running for his life, this time from the woman, who turned out to be Kagura, who was now flying on a feather trying to kill him

So miroku then herd another voice

'Run little miroku run, run as fast as you can, they cant catch you, because you da man!'

Eventually Kagura got bored of toying with Miroku so she moved on to something that was, to her, much more interesting.

Miroku was sad by now, and was ready to give up. But then Jonathon appeared again and put hope into poor Mirokus heart by telling him thatb there is still hope, for there is one female left and every other story Jonathon had been in ended up having a very good ending. So Miroku tried once more. But this woman, to Miroku was much more beautiful then the rest of the other woman, so he approached her and started a friendly conversation. Next think you know, 5 years their getting married naming al the guy kids Miroku jr's and all the girl kids Sango jr's.

THE END