Kingdom Hearts Party

Sora: "I'm in the mood for partying!"

Donald: "Me too."

Kairi: "So where should we party at, and who should invite?"

Goofy: "How about Chucky Cheese, I love Chuck Cheese!" (starts dancing)

Riku: "Goofy, never dance again."

Sora: "So let's go to Chucky Cheese."

Riku: "I guess so but, only if there are babes at Chucky Cheese."

Kairi: "Yeah…..there are no babes…but let's go now…"

Goofy: "Yah, Chucky Cheese!"

AT THE CHUCKY CHEESE

All: (At a table near the stage where the Chucky Cheese robots sing).

Riku: "Man, look at the babes up on stage, but …Kairi you told me there not any babes at Chucky Cheese. Looks like you are wrong."

Kairi: "Um... Riku... those aren't real; the people up there on the stage are robots, duh."

Riku: "Sure, that's what they all they say. With the babes here, now it's a party."

Kairi: "Fine don't believe me but, one day you'll turn around and see that they are robots."

Riku: (Gets up from the table and, turns around) … "Not today."

Sora: "You guys stop fighting, just finish your pizza."

Kairi: "Ok…mom..."

Donald: "Yeah and, then we can play in the pipes on the ceiling!"

Goofy: "I'm so excited, I like mazes!"

(Donald and Goofy finish eating, and play in the pipes maze on the ceiling)

Sora: "Man, they are such little kids."

Riku: "O yeah… they are robots."

Kairi: "Yeah…it took you awhile there."

Riku: "No babes, no party, I'm leaving."

Kairi: "Yes, finally."

Sora: "Yeah, this is getting boring, I'm leaving too."

Joe: "Me three."

Sora: "Who are you?"

Joe: "No one". (Runs away).

Kairi: "That …was…random…"

Sora: "Yeah…"

Riku: "How about all of us, go to a bar. There are definitely babes there."

Sora, Kairi: "Fine…"

AT THE CLUB

Sora: (At the bar area, of the club) "Can, I get a beer, with some ice?"

Bartender: "Here you go." (Gives Sora a beer).

Sora: "Huh, sir you forgot my ice."

Bartender: "Who do you think I am?" (Grabs Sora's beer, and pours it on Sora).

Sora: (Cleans off the wetness on his clothes).

Alice: "Need help?"

Sora: "No, I got it, who are you?"

Alice: "Alice and you are?"

Sora: "Sora."

Kairi: (Sees Sora and Alice flirting but is distracted by Riku in a strip cage, with a babe. She then leaves crying in sadness and anger, with Donald). "Wait, where is Goofy?"

Goofy:(In Chucky Cheese, in the pipes, on the ceiling). "I'm LOST!"

Sora: "So, what's up?" (Orders a beer, from a different bartender).

Alice: "Nothing, you're hot, we should hook up again sometime". (Gives Sora her number).

Sora: (Constantly orders beers).

Minutes Later

Alice: "I have to go, call me sometime."

Sora: "Yeah…." (Drunk; and collapses on floor).

NEXT DAY

Sora: (Wakes up) "Man, I feel so hung-over." How did I get home and who put me in bed? O well, LETS PARTY!"

Goofy: "Yeah lets party!" (Starts doing dance moves).

Riku: "Never do that again…"

Sora: "Lets just party here."

All: "Ok..."

Riku: "But I want babes!"

Sora: "Well, I will invite them."

Donald: "Why, do we have to party everyday?"

Riku: "Get in the mood Donald. No I'll just cut you 4 times, if you're not in the mood. (Kills Donald).

Sora: "Well, now we know what we are having for dinner."

Riku: "Roasted duck yum."

Sora: "But I don't have an oven."

Goofy: "…we could eat out."

Riku: "No! The babes are coming!"(Then Donald disappears).

Sora: "How the heck, can a dead duck just disappear? Now, what are we going to eat?"

Riku: (Looks at Goofy). "Steak anyone?

Sora: "Let's just order Chinese; and have them deliver it here."

Riku: "When the babes come, they won't find the Chinese attractive."

Goofy: "Let's order pizza!" (Five minutes later; tied up in the closet).

Sora: (Doorbell rings). "I'll get it. It's probably the babes!" (Opens door and two Chinese babes walk in).

All: (Eyes open wide).

Riku: "I'm having second thoughts about getting Chinese food…"

All: (Music turns loud and they dance). (The doorbell rings again).

Riku: "I'll get it, it's the Chinese food. I'm sure you two babes will like your own native food."

Babe 1: "We're no Chinese."

All: (dead silence).

Babe 2: "We're Japanese."

Riku: "O no." (As the babes leave they take the Chinese food with them).

Riku: "What do we do now? We have no babes!"

Sora: "We have one… (Looks at Kairi).

Kairi: "…"

Sora: "Well, let's still party and I'll go get Goofy out of the closet."

Goofy: (Out of the closet). "So…what did I miss?"

Riku: "The hot Japanese babes". (Suddenly, Donald walks in).

All: "…?"

Riku: "Where did you come from? I killed you?"

Donald: "What you talking about Willis? I was in the bathroom."

All: "weird…"

Sora: "So anyways, like I said lets still party."

Goofy: "Why, everyday do we have to party?"

Riku: "But, everything goes bad…the babes left."

Goofy: "I got stuck in the pipes."

Riku: "No one cares, the babes left."

Donald: "You thought I died."

Kairi: "Sora thought I was a babe."

Riku: "That wasn't so bad…"

Kairi: (angry).

Sora: "So now we have no Chinese food and I'm starving.

Riku: "Me too."

Donald: "Lets go to the place that has my name in it; McDonalds."

All: "Ok"

Riku: "Yeah, we can play in the pipes!"

Goofy: "Well I'm not. I could get lost again."

AT MC DONALD'S

All: (In line for food).

Riku: (Riku's turn to order). "I would like a number 1, a large fry, and a large Pepsi."

Cashier: "Sorry sir, we are all out of Pepsi".

Riku: "O, really!" (Pulls out sword).

Cashier: "Coming right up, sir."

Sora: (His turn to order). "I'll have the same as him except I want a large Sprite."

Cashier: "Sorry sir, we are all out of Sprite."

Sora: "Well what the heck do you have to drink?"

Cashier: "Water."

Sora: "O really." (Pulls out sword).

Cashier: "I'll go get your Sprite."

All: (Eating food at table).

Goofy: "Those pipes are tempting me."

All: (laugh).

Goofy: (Goes and plays in the pipes, while everyone else is still eating their food).

5 Minutes Later

(Then McDonald's Manager comes to the table)

Manager: "Hi, are people friends with Goofy?"

Sora: "Yes we are. Ok, what happened now?"

Kairi: "I think I have a clue on what happened."

Manager: "Well, your friend; Goofy…is stuck in the pipes."

Kairi: "Looks like I was right."

All: "O brother, AGAIN!"

Manager: "So we need help to get your friend out. By the way did all of you get your happy meals? Please don't sue us about our pipes."

Riku: "Don't worry, we won't; it's Goofy fault. Actually maybe we will sue you and your business.

Manager: (Down on his knees crying). "Please don't. What do you want? I'll give you anything."

Riku: "Babes…hot babes."

Kairi: "O my josh. Come on Riku lets go." (Pulls him by his ear).

Donald: "We'll see you in court!"

Manager: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"(Down on his knees crying again).

BACK AT SORA'S HOUSE

(With Goofy rescued from the pipes).

Kairi: "Ok, well now that we ate, let's start the real party. We should invite more people to the party like Tidus, Cloud, and Leon."

Donald: "I'll turn on the music."

Riku: "Let's play some games!"

Sora: "O, I'm surprised you didn't say let's invite babes."

Riku: "And that too..."

Sora: "Well how about we prank call."

Donald: "How do you play?"

Sora: "You don't get out much, do you Donald?"

Kairi: "Come on this is getting boring. Can't we just go to another store or arcade place?"

Goofy: "Let's go to Chilies."

Riku: "No, Chiles got robbed." (Hides a sack of money).

Sora: "Ok, maybe um…Burger King."

Riku: "No, they got robbed too." (Hides another sack of money).

Sora: "Ok, the lets go bowling."

All: "Alright.

Goofy: "Are there any pipes there?"

All: (On the way to the bowling building; in the car).

Donald: "Yah, I'm so excited!"

Riku: "I'm not in the mood for bowling. I'll play arcade games."

Kairi: "Fine, but you will miss out."

Riku: "No, you will." (Hides black masks and robbery clothes). "Because tonight I'm getting some money!"

All: (still in car).

Donald: "I never knew you had black bowling clothes."

Riku: "…Yeah…they're in style."

Sora: "…ok?"

Goofy: "Let's play a car game!"

All: "NO!"

Goofy: "please?"

All: "NO!"

THEY FINALLY ARRIVE AT THE BOWLING ALLEY

(IN BUILDING)

Riku: "I'm going to the arcade games."(Walks over and takes a key to the coin holder; opens it and puts the coins in the bag).

All: (In line getting bowling shoes).

Riku: "Size 11. (Gets size 11 shoe). I'm for sure not going to get any babes in these shoes."

Sora: "Size 10 please." (Gets size 10 shoe).

Cashier: "Ok, now for you two." (Looks down at Goofy and Donald's feet).

Donald: "What? What's wrong with my feet?"

All: (Going to their bowling lane).

Donald: (Gets a strike).

Sora: (Gets a strike).

Kairi: (Gets a spare).

Riku: "I decided not to play. I'm leaving." (Leaves group).

Sora: "Goofy, it's your turn."

Goofy: "Ok." (Takes the bowling ball and throws it, and it shoots right through the ceiling).

All: "…"

Sora: "We're going to have to tell you how to play huh?"

Goofy: "Let me try again. (Rolls ball down lane and hits 3 pins.) Ok, I'm going to go get my ball." (Walks down the lane, and gets the ball form the pin/ball pit).

Sora: "No, Goofy! The ball comes back up in the ball machine right here."

Goofy: "O."

Kairi: "You'll never understand…"

Sora: "I think I know why Riku is over there."

All: "Why?"

Sora: "He can't bowl."

Kairi: "Nah."

Donald: "Hey Riku!" (Riku walks over to the group).

Riku: "What do you want? I'm trying to get money here!"

Goofy: "Can you bowl?"

Riku: "Yes, I just won the tournament! (Holds trophy). Now this can get me babes."

Sora: "Really? Prove it."

Riku: "This trophy and this!" (Takes a bowling ball and bowls a strike).

Sora: "Ok then."

Riku: "Ok, I'm going to go rob this place now."

Sora: "What?"

Riku: "I'm going…to play… more arcade games."

Sora: "O." (Riku leaves the group).

Sora: "Its 12:00 and Riku left us."

Kairi: "He is such a bad boyfriend."

Sora: "What!"

Kairi: "Nothing, I said nothing."

Sora: "It's ok, I have Alice."

Kairi: "Who?"

Sora: "Alice."

Kairi: "Who cares I have Riku. I'm wondering where he is right now."

AT COUNTER IN BOWLING ALLEY

Riku: "Ok, give me all your money!"

Cashier: "Alright, just don't hurt me, please!(Gets wallet out). All, I have is a five and a quarter!"

Riku: "No, Not your money; the company's money! And yours…"

Cashier: (Presses Emergency Alarm). "I suggest you run because the cops will be here in a little while."

Riku: (Runs to the group, while the alarm is sounding).

Sora: "What the heck is going!"

Riku: "Just never mind. We have to go!"

All: (Run out of the bowling alley, hoping not to get caught by the cops).

WILL THE COPS FIND OR PUT THE GROUP IN JAIL AND PUT THE END TO THEIR PARTYING?

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!