"He has a thing for blondes," Valkyrie said. Dexter raised his eyebrows at her, "sorry?"
"Saracen has a thing for blondes. He might not have noticed yet, but there is definitely a pattern."
"I don't see it," Dexter stated, "And I've been his friend for centuries."
Valkyrie laughed, "Well there was Tanith, and that blondie from a few months back that he had a thing for. There's you."
"Yeah, but me and Saracen are just friends."
Val looked at him suspiciously, "just friends?"
"Best friends"
"Best friends with benefits," she muttered.