Before we begin, I'd like to comment about Lord Zuhrontimon. If he had a voice actor, my guesses to voice him would be Jim Cummings, Brad Garrett, Sacha Baron Cohen or Jeremy Irons. My top guess would be Sacha Baron Cohen. What do you think? Let me know in your review. Anyway, prepare to read this new chapter!
At the bathroom in Wednesday's bedroom, Wednesday is putting on her fairy princess outfit in a long montage that ends when she puts on the crown. She looks at herself in the mirror. "Wow. I look just like Silvarius the Equinox Fairy Princess. I got to show the others."
Suddenly, a skinny demon with ears appears on her mirror and screams at her, causing the girl to scream as she began to tumble forth and run out of the bathroom. Her family heard the screams from the living room.
"Was that Wednesday?" Gomez asked.
"She's in trouble!" Mortica shrieked.
"WE GOTTA GET DOWN THERE!" Pugsley screamed and the family head towards the room.
Wednesday runs straight out of the bathroom, and into her room. She starts breathing heavily and looks at another mirror. "What the heck was that?! Ok, now calm down Wednesday. You're just seeing things. Things that aren't really there." Suddenly, she now sees a fat demon with a big smile in her mirror.
"BOOBIES! ME WANT BOOBIES!" The demon yelled.
"FLIRT DEMON!" Wednesday screams and she runs away.
"She call me a what now?" The demon asked.
Wednesday runs into Pugsley's room and starts panting heavily. She looks around to see if she was alone and was relieved that she was. She sits on the bed and looks down. "My goodness… That was weird." She scoffs. "It's probably the sugar from that king-sized Reese's Cup I had a while ago." She scoffs again. "I can't wait to have a laugh about this with my family!" She laughs and then she hears two heavy breathings from each side of the bed she was sitting on. She looks up to see the skinny and fat demons from before.
"RETRO-KOOKAMONGA!" The skinny demon screamed.
"CHIMICHANGAS!" The fat demon screamed.
"THIS IS A SUGAR MELTDOWN!" Wednesday screamed and runs off. Then the demons laugh.
"HOLY CRUD, LARDO!" The skinny demon laughed. "THAT WAS BRILLIANT!"
"Yeah!" Lardo the fat demon laughed. "That was the best fun I've had in a millenia!"
Wednesday hides in a closet and starts panting heavily and all that's shown in the dark are her eyes. "I should be safe in here."
Suddenly, a huge green eye appears. "Do you mind turning on the lights?" The voice belonging to someone with the eye asked.
"Oh sure." The creepy-looking girl turns on the lights, revealing a floating head demon, who started to laugh crazily.
"OH, WHEN AHEADRON'S DONE WITH YOU, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER IN HELL!" he boomed.
Wednesday bursts out of the closet screaming and runs off with Aheadron laughing.
"HAH! Good thing I have a good Demoman impression!" He laughs.
Wednesday runs outside while she was on the verge of crying. "Who are these guys and why are they picking on me?! Is it me or is it my family pulling pranks on me?!"
"Nope." A voice is heard. "You're just fun to mess with!"
"Yeah, really fun!" Another voice said.
"Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!" A third voice exclaimed.
"What the—" Wednesday gasped, then looks up and screams as she sees flying eye creatures swarming the sky repeatedly chanting 'fun'! She runs back inside.
"COME BACK! THE EYE AYE-AYE FLOCK ONLY WANT TO HAVE FUN!" The eye creatures shouted. "PLEASE COME BACK!" They chase Wednesday into the house as she tries to evade them!
She eventually runs into the kitchen, slamming the door on them, and pants heavily. "Okay, perhaps it's not the sugar or my family's silly pranks. Maybe I'm just getting hungry, and all this stuff is my low blood sugar getting to me. I need to eat." She opens the refrigerator, and a large stomach-mouthed creature pops out, causing her to scream.
"Oy! Don't disturb me when I eat, you twit!" The creature ranted.
Wednesday screams and runs away, quickly plowing through the door and the Eye Aye-Ayes.
"Oy! Come back here and apologize to Chomper, you twit!" The creature called Chomper scolded.
"WAIT!" The Eye Aye-Ayes screamed. "WE WANT TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU!"
"Yeah, she needs to bloody apologize for disturbing my meal!"
Wednesday ran too far for the Eye Aye-Ayes or Chomper to catch up as she hid behind another door that leads to the dining hall. She leans on the door and begins crying. "What is going on here?! What do these strange monsters want from me?!" Suddenly, the door began to knock.
"Knock, knock." A voice from the other side of the door called.
"Who's there?" Suddenly, a brutal red fist smashes open the door as a brutal demon is seen. "WHAT THE?!"
"ZUUL!" The red demon roared.
Wednesday screams and runs away. She opens the door only to find the other demons behind it, causing her to scream in terror.
"Oh, goody, Bruto! You found her!" Lardo exclaimed.
Wednesday screams as she runs to the other side of the room and grabs a chair, holding it at them. "BACK YOU HORRIBLE MONSTERS, BACK!"
"Or what?" The skinny demon retorted. "Are you gonna lion tame us?" The demons laugh.
"GOOD ONE, STRETCH!" Lardo laughed.
"I SAID GET AWAY, OR I AM GONNA DO NASTY STUFF!" Wednesday screamed. "SO NASTY, THE REST OF THE DEMONS OUT THERE WILL THINK IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!"
"You want napphhssty pphhsstuff?!" A voice rasped. "THIPPHHSS IPPHHSS NAPPHHSSTY PPHHSSTUFF!"
Suddenly, Wednesday is splattered with red goop. "WHAT IS THIS STUFF?!" She looks up to see a skull-like demon on the wall that barfed on her.
"Pphhssorry!" The demon hissed. "Needed to lopphhsse weight!" The demons laugh.
"THAT IS DISGUSTING!"
"OH YEAH!" Lardo complimented his friend. "YOU GOT HER GOOD, HURLY!"
Wednesday runs away crying towards the kitchen. "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE ALL SCARING ME! I JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE!"
"Sorry, dear child, but it's your own fault for wearing that crown!" A deep voice is heard.
The creepy-looking girl sniffled. "What?" She gently opens her watering eyes, where a snake-like humanoid demon stood before her. This is possibly the leader.
"Do you even realize what you just done, you stupid child?!"
"But…but isn't this crown an Equinox Relic?"
"Equinox?! HA! TYPICAL HUMAN FOR FALLING FOR SUCH LIES! Listen well to Dracoonmo, stupid child! This ain't no Equinox Relic! It's a Darkspawn relic that allows a feared Darkspawn demon to possess whoever wears it!
"Po-po-po-po-possess?!" Wednesday screams.
"There is still time before he awakes! Take off that blasted crown before it's too late!"
"Okay, okay!" But before she can take off the crown, she is bounded by demonic chains. "WHAT THE HECK?!"
"YIKES!" Stretch gasped. "WE'RE TOO LATE OVER HERE!" The demons are bounded by demonic chains one by one and disappear in a cloud of red smoke.
"Listen, you gullible child!" Dracoonmo tried to warn the girl. "There is still a way out of this!"
"Th-there is?!" Wednesday asked in fright.
"Yes! You will be sent to a world where—" He is suddenly bounded by chains.
"NO! WAIT! HELP ME!" She is suddenly covered in a red powder and coughs from the horrid powder. "Smells horrible!"
"JUST FIND PEACE! FIND PEACE AND FIGHT OFF YOUR FEARS! AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LET THE DEMON CONTROL YO—" Dracoonmo disappears.
"What does that…even…mean…" The dramatized Wednesday begins to black out.
This is just the beginning of Wednesday's troubles. The next chapter is where the plot will be set in motion and Wednesday will become possessed.
So be prepared for some serious scares!
