MADBALL HAIKUS
Ziggy's Corner: This is my first attempt to write a Madballs anything. I loved those gross, nasty bouncy freaks when I was a kid, I had three or four of them when I was young, but alas all I have left are the Star Comics, a Marvel Comics side company, until the father company took it in. Anyway, enjoy!
1.
Ugly orbs fall down,
Frankenbeans has a headache,
Crime doesn't pay well.
2.
Screaming Meanie flies,
His voice breaks the barrier,
Villains eardrums bleed.
3.
Dust Brain wants his ma,
A Mummy for the wrapped ball,
Dust Brain wets his wraps.
4.
Aarrgh is what they say,
When Aarrgh pounds Snivelitz
Aargh has saved the day.
5.
Madballs against Badballs,
Good against evil bowling balls,
To the waste they go.
Okay, I realize these are odd, especially for those who don't know about the madballs, but it is a start. I will try to get a Madball story sometime in the summer.