disclaimer: i dont not own fullmetal alchemist
um so the first chapter isnt very long at all but the next chapters will be longer! its accually pretty good.
Chapter one
"Wait I didn't mean it! I'm sorry, your hair isn't that weird," Roy yelled at he young lady who had angrily walked out on him
leaving him looking like a idiot.
"I say one small thing about her hair not lookin' so great and she leaves. I swear ill never understand women." Roy picked himself up off the floor, where he had been pushed down by his date and walked over to the payphone. He let his figures brush over the buttons putting in a number. It started ringing and then a strict female voice answered.
"hey Hawkeye," Roy said as cool and calm as he could, not wanting her to think that there was anything wrong before he got to tell her.
"What is it this time mustang, need some more feminine advice."
"Um not really, well my date walked out on me so can you pick me up," mustang said carefully trying not to upset her.
"Right," was all she said in an irritated voice, hanging up the phone.
"OH THANK GOD, I thought for sure she would freak out on me," Roy said and then started imitating Hawkeye, "OH MY GOD, Roy cant you even a girlfriend for more that three days. Why do women even go out with you?"
"Well you see Riza, its only natural that girls would fall for someone like me with my handsome and masculine features," Roy finished he's little scene there and turned to see all eyes on him.
"What are you looking at," Roy yelled a little to loud. He walked out of the restaurant fuming and stood on the street curb waiting for his ride.