Rate: Unrated (too stupid to be rated)
This isn't your typical farm!
"Wakey wakey midgets!" yelled Ketsueki.
An abandoned building…
"Whee the middle nowhere," said Momiji.
A one person tent…
"I get the tent, you outside," said KJ.
Farmyard songs…
"Short people got no reason…" sang Kuro and Ketsueki.
Morning activities…
"MASH THE MIDGETS!" yelled Kuro.
Odd food…
"We're having corn nuts for dinner tonight!" yelled Ketsueki.
And the most feared thing ever…
"Don't make me use the … (echo voice) horse tranquilizer (end echo voice)," threatened Ketsueki.
There's glomping…
Ketsueki glomps Gaara
Flying…
Kuro flies above the heads of the midgets as the jump to try and get her.
Hugging…
Momiji hugs KJ and with a puff of smoke turns into a rabbit, not a bunny, a rabbit.
And really bad music…
Ketsueki plays her sax out if tune.
Staring:
Ketsueki the Raccoon Demon…
…Kuro the Lightning Demon/ Vampire…
…And of course the midgets…
(in one breath) KJ the Shadow Demon, Hiei the Fire Demon, Baku the Whatever Demon, Ed the dog of the military, Momiji the cursed rabbit thing, and Gaara the ninja!
In…
MIDGET FARM 2
Why anyone would make a sequel is beyond me.
March 2006