Lemon Drops
"Headmaster, I demand that you expel the boy!" Severus was shouting. He should calm down.
"Do calm down Severus. Would you like a lemon drop?" Albus asked, holding out a bowl of the muggle sweets. They were special though. These were laced with a little something extra.
Crack! Crack crack crack crack, lemon-drops laced with crack! Albus hummed to himself, popping a few of the candies into his mouth. Severus looked disgusted, and Harry looked a little uncertain.
"Harry my boy, will you refrain from doing again whatever you did this time?" Albus asked, singing his crack-song. Harry nodded quickly.
"I'm sorry Headmaster. I didn't think it was a problem, just that Ron and Hermione asked me to leave so they could -ahh- so they could study." Harry blushed. Albus smirked a bit. Study indeed. They were shagging like rabbits. The castle told him so. The castle talked him more often when he was downing his crack-covered lemon drops like air, but that was okay. He liked crack-covered lemon drops. And he liked air. Idly, he wondered if you could have crack-covered air. That would be cool.
"Severus, give the boy some leniency, I'm sure that he'll try not to wander after hours anymore." They both looked at him as though he had lost his mind. "Anyway, I think you both have places to be." And I have crack to smoke, chocolate to eat, lemon drops to dip in crack. I wonder if you could have lemon drop flavored crack?
"Yes Headmaster." Severus sounded irate, but that's okay. Albus would just slip something into his tea later. The poor boy was much to serious. Needed to cut loose! Eat some crack!
"Yes sir." Harry was a good boy. The two should really shag already.
Harry and Severus walked together out of the office and down the stairs until they stood in the hallway. Harry swallowed and looked at his Potions Professor.
"Does he not realize when he thinks out loud?" The boy was blushing. Severus shook his head.
"Would you care for some tea, Potter?" Severus asked. Harry's eyes lit up.
"Without the crack, if it's all the same to you." A certain Headmaster listened, vaguely amused and suckling on his crack-covered lemon drops.
"Ah, youth. Crack-covered youth. Crack crack crack crack crack." Fawkes rolled his eyes. It was going to be a long night at Hogwarts.