Midget Farm Handbook
Rules:
Obey Ketsueki
Leave Ketsueki alone when she is with Gaara
Don't try to escape or it will be the horse tranquilizer to pay.
NO whining we have no cheese.
NO committing suicide to get free. Kuro can save you. Not like she would but still.
Follow the pledge.
Don't disrespect the National Anthem.
Follow rules and well be in a slightly pleasant environment.
Remember, horse tranquilizer.
Pledge:
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to grow
And that is what thy shall yearn.
Anthem:
Song: Short People
Artist: Randy Newman
Short People got
no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no
reason
To live.
They got little
hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great
big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They
wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't
want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no
Short People
Round here.
Short People are
just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are
brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)
Short People got
nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To
love.
They got little
baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just
to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got
grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna
get you every time
Well, I don't
want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no
Short People
'Round here.