DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any characters associated with it.

Also this is a LEMON more specifically EdxRoy, I AM FEMALE and not gay, so don't tell me that in reviews! But I do love reviews!

Chapter One, Ed returns:

Quick scene setter: Al is gone having restored his and Ed's body to normal he has gone home before Ed to be with Winry but Ed has stayed in Central Thinking this is his last report to Colonel Mustang… hehehehehehe!

"Fullmetal!" Roy exclaimed in his usual voice. "Damn, well I guess he had to see me sooner or later." Ed slumped as he entered Mustangs office. "Look whatever you're gunna say, save it because…" Ed stopped Mustang was just starring at him over the mounds of paperwork.

"Fullmetal, I have been required to inform you that you are overdue for your military physical." Mustang said in a slow monotone. "Great, I hope I don't need a shot," Ed thought to himself.

"Alright who do I need to see about this damn physical?" Ed said sarcastically. "Me," Mustang said with a slight smile. "Wha, What?" Ed asked in great surprise. "Me, I have been bestowed with this wonderful honor," Mustang said standing up and saluting Ed. "However I feel incredibly reluctant to perform this honorable task in my office, so be at my apartment at six tonight," Roy stated in his military voice. "Um sure," Ed said nervously.

Knock Knock. Ed rapped on Roy's door later that night. "Come in Fullmetal!" Roy barked from behind the door. "Fine lets get this over with, I have somewhere to be just about now!" Ed growled as he walked in the door. "Stand there," Roy barked as he pointed to a spot near the center of the room.

Ed stood perfectly straight as Roy plowed thru his mountains of paperwork to find the false document that the um… military… gave him. Roy scribbled down all of Ed's personal information, name, birthday, et cetera.

"Fullmetal undress!" Roy said flatly. "Wh, What!" Ed yelled surprised. "Undress please," Mustang said his voice shaking slightly. "Why in the hell do I have to do that?" Ed hissed. "I have to inspect you, undress," Roy said with a smile. "You're enjoying this!" Ed barked as he removed his jacket. "Just a little1" Mustang said under his breath.

Ed pulled off everything but his underwear, and stood up straight. "Sorry Ed but the boxers have to go to," Roy said with a smile. "WHAT!" Ed yelled at the top of his lungs. "Do you think I want to look at you naked?" Roy yelled sarcastically. "YES, I THINK YOU ACTUALLY DO!" Ed yelled furious as he pulled down his underwear. "Your smarter than I thought," Roy thought to himself.

"Just make it quick!" Ed snapped feeling embarrassed at the thought of standing naked in front of Mustang. Mustang would look at Ed and then write on his documents. Ed's attention was caught when he began to write down his answer for question 32. "If under the age of 18 is the subject in or past puberty?" Mustang pulled his clipboard up and scribbled.

The Roy stopped tapped his pen and looked up at Ed. He looked closely at Ed's chest and abdominal area. "Okay nice muscle tone and some growth," Roy mumbled as he wrote. "Growth of what? Ed growled at Roy. "Just a moment and I'll let you read it." Roy said.

Mustang zoomed his head in on Ed's chin and cheeks. "Yes, definitely growth, that needs to be taken care of," Mustang mumbled even quieter. "WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?" Ed yelled. "Here read it if you want!" Mustang yelled pissed off.

Ed read through the countless question until he hit 32-40.

32. Is subject in puberty? Yes, and very hot.

33. Does subject have any advanced muscle growth? Yes, some has good potential.

34. Does subject have hair growth on the chest and/or abdomen area. Yes, medium length hair growing on chest and upper abdomen.

35. If male does subject have growth of facial hair? Yes, needs to shave unless hair growth is intended.

36. Does Subject have normal growth of genitals and or penis? Yes seems healthy

37. Write size of penis here if male. 6 inches.

38. Does subject show signs of hair growth on legs and arms? Yes, especially on legs.

39. Is subject hetero, homo, or bi-sexual?

"I'll need you to fill out the last question Ed." Roy said seductively. "Colonel what are you saying? Are you, in …love with me?" Ed whimpered. "Yes Fullmetal I love you," Roy said calmly.

"You really do need to shave Ed, have you seem yourself lately?" Roy said calmly. "What?" Ed whimpered. "Shaving, if you don't know how I'll teach you alright ed?" Roy said disregarding the last few moments. "No, I mean…you love me?" Ed asked in a whisper. "Yes what don't you understand?" Mustang asked. "What you don't love me Ed?" Roy asked softly. "No, I mean um I…" Ed stammered.

"Aren't you gay?" Roy said with a smile.

Chapter Two: Interesting Confessions

"I um I…" Ed started crying and laid his head down. "Ed what's wrong?" Roy asked sympathetically. Ed looked up with his crying eyes, and he fell into Roy's lap and began to cry uncontrolled. Edward please, what is wrong?" Roy asked, sort of worried. Roy looked down at Ed's face, still young and boy-ish, but with a light beard and mustache starting to grow. It was just long enough to notice as Ed's hair was very light on his face.

"Please Edward, my little man, what wrong?" Roy asked. Ed glanced up, that line bringing forth memories of his mother.

"I, I'm," Ed stammered between bursts of tears. "What Ed?" Roy asked being very parental. "I'm…GAY!" Ed shouted and broke into violent crying. "Oh Ed, I know what it feels like to be gay and confused." Roy said smiling. "Why!" Ed yelled at Roy. "Why what, Ed?" Roy asked brushing Ed's hair with his fingers. "Why are you in love with me?" Ed yelled. "I've suppressed my feelings for years ands now you do this, now I have to be gay!" "Why can't you just keep lying Ed, I can handle your rejection if that is what you wish, do not fear for me, I'm a man," Roy said cruelly. "That's why I can't reject it!" Ed yelled, still crying. "Why?" Mustang yelled back. "Because you're a man!" "What?" Roy asked, surprised at Ed's mood swing. "Because you're a big, strong, sexy, hairy, man!" Ed yelled.

"So you do love me?" Mustang asked with a smile. "Uh, huh," Ed admitted as he fell crying again. Ed sobbed and cried in Mustang's lap for half an hour before mustang finally pushed off his head, to prevent his lap from getting any soggier.

"Edward now stop this! Stop crying!" Roy said setting him up on the couch. Tears were still rolling down his cheeks. "Edward, just accept it, you can't change who you are," Roy said in a friendly yet stern tone. "But I I'm gay!" Ed said in a new burst of tears. "Edward Elric Stop this Immediately!" Roy yelled as he stood up. Ed ward quit crying and looked sort of nervous. "Now quit crying, you're gay just accept it!" Mustang yelled "You say you love me then fine, but no boyfriend of mine is going to sit around and cry about it," "If you want to date me, then start acting like a man instead of acting like a little baby!"

"But it's just…" Ed stumbled. "Yes, it's hard I know, but it doesn't constitute crying for the rest of your life, because if that's the way you want to act around me then you can figure it out for yourself," Roy said getting more calm but still mad. "Okay, you're right, I'm sorry Roy," Edward said, "This will just take a little getting use to," Ed ward wiped his eyes and started to scratch his chin and face furiously. "Come on Ed, you can stay here tonight, but first you need to shave," Roy said offering Ed his hand to pick himself up.

Ed followed Roy into his bathroom where Roy put a small safety razor in Ed's hand. So for the next hour he helped Ed shave off his

growing beard and that made Ed feel a little better, but not much.

Chapter Three: A very Long night.

Ed sat quietly in a chair in Roy's living room for the rest of the night picking at his finger nails; he still wasn't used to having real arms and legs again. Mean while Roy got to work on his latest mound of paperwork.

Come 11:00 Roy layed down his paperwork. He had taken some vacation time so there was no reason to finish tonight. Edward was falling asleep in his chair repetitively. "Tired Ed?" Roy asked from across the room. Ed looked up and said, "Yeah a little." "Come on

lets go to bed," Roy said motioning for Ed to follow him. Roy led Ed into a small room with a single bed and two windows in it. The bed was big enough for two people and had simple blue sheets. "Now Edward, you have a choice, we can sleep together, you can sleep in the chair, or I can sleep in the chair, which do you prefer?" "Its fine we can sleep together, if you don't mind," Ed said quietly. "Sure it's fine with me," Roy said. Ed pulled back the covers as Roy pulled off his shirt and put on a pair of dark red sleeping pants. Ed pulled off his own shirt and pants, leaving just his boxers, and slid under the covers with Roy. Ed and Roy both fell quickly to sleep.

Roy snored slightly, but not enough to keep Ed awake. Late that night Roy's heater quit and the winter temperature dropped very quickly. Roy was accustomed to cold from years of military service but Ed wasn't.

Ed was shivering heavily at about one in the morning. He was awake, but still out of it. After shivering for about fifteen minutes Roy sat up in bed and looked over at Ed. Roy moved over and layed against Ed and wrapped his arms around Ed. "Roy?" ED asked in a small voice. "Shhh Ed its okay, now go back to sleep," Roy said in a loving voice. Ed layed there with the colonel's arms around him. Roy's chest pressed against Ed's back.

Roy pressed his face on Ed's cheek, and fell asleep. Ed was almost ready to move away from the colonel, when he noticed how warm he was. The house was freezing and Roy was warm. Ed wrapped his legs around the colonels and snuggled even closer to him. Ed looked over at Roy's face and saw that his eyes were open slightly and he had a little smile on his face. Ed raised his head up to the colonel's and gave him a kiss. Roy just put his arm around Ed's chest and rubbed his finger against the hairs on Ed's chest until he fell asleep again. And Ed started to do the same to the colonel. Ed had thought that he would be afraid of the colonel by himself, but strangely he wasn't.

Ed liked the feel of the colonel. He liked the way the colonel's chest felt against his bare back, he liked the colonel's strong arms being around him, he even liked the colonel's head layed on his cheeks. So Edward fell to sleep pressed against Roy, and they both slept that way the rest of the night.

The next morning Roy and Ed woke up at almost the same time. "How did you sleep?" Roy said groggily. Ed reached over and kissed the colonel on the lips and then said, "Great and you?" Roy was somewhat shocked at Ed's passionate response, being such a switch

from the night before. "Fine," Roy said with a smile. He hugged Ed and they both wished the moment would go on forever.

Chapter Three: A good day.

Ed and Roy sat together in the bed, just looking at each other. "So, um about yesterday," Ed started. Roy looked up at Ed and watched a tear roll down his cheek. "I'm sorry I overreacted and I…" Roy put up a hand and stopped Ed. "I know what a hard thing it is, and I'm sorry I yelled at you." Ed and Roy leaned in and shared their first gay kiss.

A few minutes later Ed was in the shower and Roy was getting ready to join him. Roy knocked on the shower wall and Ed opened it just a little. 'I'm sorry Ed, but my water heater is very small and well, I need to shower too," Roy said. "Fine," Ed said, as he pulled the curtain back and made room for Roy.

Surprised by Ed's wanting Roy to join him the colonel pulled off all his clothes and stepped in the shower.

Edward was sad that the moment had passed, but he knew he could try again. Roy said he had to finish his paperwork, but Ed wanted to go out in town and get something to eat. When he was looking for a nice place, to eat he noticed Alphonse walking on the opposite side of the street. "Hey, Al!" Ed yelled across the road. Alphonse looked up, gave Ed a quick smile and kept on walking. Ed ran across the street to catch up to Al.

"Alphonse what's wrong with you?" Edward asked. "Nothing's wrong with me…EDWARD!" Al said. "Al, what's happening here? What's wrong, u never call me Edward," Ed asked, very worried. "Me, nothing is wrong with me, it's you that has the issue," Alphonse said calmly. "Al please what are you talking about?" Edward pleaded. "I came all the way here to central because we were worried about you, so I hear you are staying with the colonel. So I go to his house to find you and guess what I saw? You, Edward Elric, and the colonel all snuggled up together in bed… how queer, Edward."

"Al, it's…it's not what you think," Edward said his voice empty. "It's exactly what I think, you're gay!" Alphonse retorted. "How could you do this Ed?" "Al, it's not true," Edward said. "IT'S VERY TRUE I SAW YOU!" he yelled at Ed. "No, All it isn't, it's not true I'm not!" Edward said his eyes filling with tears. "Don't bother coming back to Aunties, as far I'm concerned, you're not my brother anymore, Mr. Mustang," Alphonse said in a cold tone. Ed started crying. Al gave Ed an evil look, and turned away. Edward watched as his brother walked into the train station and got on a train.

"It's not true," Ed whispered. "It's not true," Edward turned and ran down the streets, until he came to the colonel's apartment. He opened the door and looked over at Roy, his love. "Ah, Edward back so early?" Roy said with a smile, but suddenly a frown crossed his face as he looked at Edward. "Ed, what's wrong?" Roy asked, he could tell this was a much bigger crisis than the one from the night before. "It's not true," he said, in a daze. Ed walked across the room to where Roy had stood up. "Edward?" Roy said. Ed fell into he colonels arms in a burst of sudden intense crying.

Edward just yelled "It's not true," over and over again. Roy held Ed in his arms, as Edward cried on his shoulder. Ed eventually calmed down enough to tell Roy what had happened. "Edward I'm sorry," Roy said. "He's my brother, and he hates me!" Edward said between bursts of tears. "He hates me, he hates me! And it's all because of you!" Edward said. He was very angry, but never stopped squeezing Roy. "Edward, you don't mean that," Roy said in a flat tone.

"Yes, I do, I hate you, I hate me, I hate being gay, I want it to go away!" Edward yelled at the colonel. "Edward…" Roy started. "NO, shut up I hate you, just make it go away, make it go away!" Ed was now fully leaning on Roy, and still squeezing him. "Edward, it'll be okay," Roy said lovingly. "No, it won't," Edward yelled, "Now Al, Winry, and Auntie all hate me, I have no family to go back to!" Ed yelled as he fell to the floor.

"Edward," Roy said. Ed ignored him and kept crying. "Edward!" Roy said, in a louder voice. Edward kept on crying. "EDWARD!" Roy yelled in his military voice. Edward looked up at him, tears still rolled from his eyes. "Huh?" Edward gasped. "You still have

me, and I'll always love you." "What?" Edward asked as he looked up, still crying. "I will always love you, I will never abandon you, Ed," Roy said. "Roy, I, I…" Ed hugged Roy around the chest and said thank you as he wiped his eyes.

"Shhhhh, it's okay Ed," Roy said as he returned Ed's hug. Roy spent the rest of the day trying to cheer Ed up, it didn't help much, but Roy felt bad if he wasn't. Later that night Roy and Ed had a nice supper consisting of a vegetable soup and bread. Ed was being very quiet and Roy didn't say much anyway.

Later that night, after Ed and Roy had gone to bed, Ed was having a nightmare. He was tossing and turning in bed, and Roy was sleeping like a brick, until Ed started mumbling that is.

"No, no…n, Al! AL! no, nooo, Roy?" he mumbled like that for ten minutes before Roy finally woke up himself and decided to wake up Ed. "Edward! Edward, wake up!" Roy said pulling Ed into a sitting position. "Guhhh!" Ed gasped, "Roy! Oh my god!" he grabbed onto Roy, very tightly and started panting. "Edward, what happened?" Mustang asked.

"It was horrible, Al abandoned me, then you left me, and everyone knew I was… and they beat me, and made fun of me, and tried to kill me," Ed said as he started more hysterical crying. "Edward, you know I'd never leave you, now please stop crying, Ok?" Mustang said as he held Ed away from his body. "Um, yeah, yes OK it was just… just so real, and horrible," Ed said sorting thru his memories.

"You alright?" Roy asked. "Yeah, yeah I'm good." "Good now lets go back to sleep," Roy said as he motioned for Ed to sleep. Roy held Ed the way he did the previous night. Ed loved being held like that, after years of running, bleeding, killing, he finally felt safe laying here with the colonel. It was then when it hit Ed why he loved the colonel so much, it was because he made him feel safe and comfortable. "Roy," Edward whispered. "Yeah?" Roy asked in a whisper. "Thank you Roy," Ed whispered. "For what?" Roy asked. "For being here for me, and making me feel safe," Ed whispered back. "Yeah, you're welcome," Roy said, he was tired.

Roy held Edward tightly for the rest of the night. Edward liked being held, and he didn't have any more bad dreams, but it still didn't fill the void left by Alphonse. It was very early the next morning before Roy let go of Ed and rolled over. It roused Edward from his troubled sleep and he was sad to see the colonel scoot away from him. It was very early and the sun was just starting to creep over the rim of the world. Edward went back to sleep.

It was certainly going to take some getting used to but Edward thought he would like this new lifestyle with him and his beloved Roy. "Humph! if Al can't accept me like I am, then I'll just stay here with my beloved colonel!" he said surprisingly loud, and waking up Roy. "What'd you say Edward?" Roy asked groggily. "Nothing Roy, go back to sleep," Ed said. "Nah, it's time for me to get up anyway," he said, getting out of bed. He gave Edward a quick kiss before leaving to take a shower.