BACK TO SCHOOL!

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Hi people! Thanks for the reviews! (Especially from "a friend" it was well appreciated!)

This is chapter 2 of my story, YEY!

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Sanji and Zoro enter the Head masters office, both red in the face with anger! Staring at the floor, cursing underneath their breath. "Sit!" commanded a figure from a big turned chair, Zoro sat quickly, immediately followed by Sanji, they both tried to peer around the big chair. Both wondering who could be behind it.

"What you have don is unacceptable!" He says in a deep, hard voice.

No one has ever seen the head master before.

Zoro began to quiver, just imagining who it could be.

Sanji quickly hid underneath the table, shaking.

Suddenly the chair quickly turned to reveal the meanest, strongest, most ugly thing Zoro had ever seen…

"You deserve a punishment!" The headmaster says, looking Zoro dead in the eye.

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At the lunch room Nami and Usopp sat down.

"Hey Usopp, I wonder what's happening at the Headmasters office?" Nami questions.

"Don't ask me" Usopp replies beginning to shake "The head master is evil!"

"Do you know who the head master is?" Nami Questions again.

"Yes, I had to go to him for a reward!" A tear falls from his eye.

"Bof" Nami mutters, then she realises his tears "What's wrong Usopp?" She asks in a worries voice.

"It's…It's…It's…" He sniffs.

"You can tell me" She puts her arm around him and quickly pulls away "I don't know where he has been!" She thinks.

"It's…It's just…" He sniffs again, more tears emerging.

"What did he do to you Usopp?" She continually gets more worried about him.

Usopp points at Chopper "It's just, the onions!" He cries.

Chopper stands still with a plate full of onions. He slowly walks away.

Usopp wipe's the tears from his eyes "The reward was lovely…" He wipes the remaining tears away and begins to eat.

"YOU BASTARD!" Nami screams.

"What?" Usopp says innocently.

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Back at the dreaded office…

Zoro looks at the figure, scared, scared for him, and for Sanji…Well, not really Sanji, just him.

"What shall your punishment be?" He asks himself with a smile on his face.

The table begins to shake, Zoro quickly kick's Sanji, but Sanji can't help it, he is too scared, the table begins shakes uncontrollably.

The head master looks down. "Well, well, what's this then?" His smile dimes slightly and turns to anger. He put one hand on the table to find out who was spying on him, he began to sing in a very low voice… "Fe, Fi, Fo, fum! I smell a spy, fit for my tum!" He tenses his hand and begins to lift but Zoro quickly puts his hand on it to stop him. "It's not a spy" he says quickly.

"Well then who is it?" The head masters hand relaxes a bit and he listens to what Zoro has to say.

"It's, ummm, Rats" He says looking at the head masters ugly face.

"Rats, uh?" He raises an eyebrow.

"Yeah, they are every where these days!" He gulps.

"How big are these…rats?" He smiles.

"About as big as my friend, Sanji!" He begins to shake as well.

The head master immediately lifts the table um to reveal Sanji.

"Who are you?" The head master demands.

Sanji looks up at the figure, he puts on a very high voice, "My name is Chi-Chi, I am a foreign exchange student, I was trying to find the kitchen to eat…" His voice turns deep "…and shit!"

"GET OUT" He shouts to Sanji.

Sanji scrambles out of the door to leave Zoro by himself with the dreaded head master.

"I told you he was a rat!" Zoro whispers biting his nails.

"A bigger punishment for you!" The head master shouts whilst hitting Zoro around the face and throwing him into all the head masters porn DVD's and porn magazines. "You shouldn't lie" The head master shout again standing over him with a knife.

Zoro groans and opens his eyes to be staring rite at two men having anal sex, and at the top it had the title "Gay times!"

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