Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh and Irving Berlin owns Anything You Can DO and Ludacris owns Get Back

Key

thinking-

/song lyrics/

emphasis

/x: some one singing/

Bxxxx Censored word

two or more Japanese people speaking to each other in Japanese, when not already in Japanese

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Tea stretched and yawned, then sat up out of her bed. She looked at the huge gargoyle in front of her , it's cold, dead red eyes glaring at her. She let out a shrill scream, and then she remembered where she was.

ooops, eheh almost forgot I'm in Z's spare room, with those, those things.- Tea thought running a hand through her hair. She paused. There was something wet and sticky on the back of her head.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppp!" She screamed, upon seeing the sticky red substance on her hand. Z came rushing into her room with a baseball bat. But stopped upon seeing her.

"I'm bleeding, don't just stand there help me!" Tea shouted hysterically. Z dropped the baseball bat and started chuckling and shaking his head. "What's so funny." Tea said bewildered.

"Your not bleeding, I died you hair when you were sleep, but that's not the best part, look." He said pointing to a mirror on the wall. Tea shakily rose to her feet, then peered into the mirror and screamed.

"My haaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" She shouted. When she got to school, she was still whimpering, granted Z had "fixed" it up for her, but now it looked worse in her not-so humble opinion.

When Yugi got to school he headed straight to the courtyard, with only a nod of the head, and a weird look to Tea. Her lip trembled. Joey was over in the corner with Alabaster playing Alchemy, Duke was on the verge of a breakdown as he sat rather uncomfortably with Ray Ray and Ray Ray's constant hints. He was also wearing extremely tight pink faux alligator pants and a hot pink t-shirt that stretched way too tightly across his narrow frame, Bakura was nowhere to be seen, probably because he was in the band room, Tristan was sneaking some meat in the men's room, while Sarah waited clueless outside, and Kaiba was the only one acting normal, sitting with his laptop across from Bitsy who was doing something, that she couldn't tell.

Tea got and ran up to Kaiba, wrapped her arms around his neck, and started crying into his trench coat.

"I want to go back home." She cried. Kaiba's eyes widened and he turned around, only to have her bury herself into his shoulder, Kaiba's eyes started twitching.

"Gardner what on earth do you think your doing!" Kaiba shouted.

"Sent a jet and let me go home now, please!" Tea cried.

"What's wrong now, Z attack with more of his evil 1970s music?" Kaiba said sarcastically.

"Worse, look." Tea said pulling back so Kaiba could see her brand new, blood red Mohawk. Kaiba burst out into laughter.

"What happened to your head, you look a bloody porcupine on crack." He snickered composing himself.

"Z did this to me, I-I..." Tea said jumping in his arms again. Kaiba pushed her away.

"Get off of me, just because I don't insult you like I do the mutt by no means I give a care what happens to your hair." Kaiba said huffily.

"Hey you guys be quiet I'm trying to concentrate!" Bitsy said shushing them, she stuck out her tongue and furrowed her brow as if in deep concentration. In front of her was a row of M&Ms. Tea arched an eyebrow.

"M&M's math?" She said looking at Kaiba. Kaiba shook his head.

"No, I asked her to put them in alphabetical order for me, so I could get a break from flash cards I didn't need." Kaiba said with the seriousness of a heart attack.

"There I'm finished." She said, she had all the M&Ms lined up, with one turned backwards because it looked like a w on her end. Kaiba shook his head.

"No your not I see you got a bunch of ws before the m." He said. She came around to his end, stamped her foot, messed up the pile and started over again.

"How long has she been like this?" Tea whispered.

'Over an hour now" Kaiba whispered back.

Meanwhile Yugi and Dre were in the basket ball courtyard. The were the shirts and their opposing team was the skins, they were down four points.

"All right man they ain't much time left in the game , so we gotta think of something fast, Rashawan you pass the ball to Yugi and Yugi you get the ball to me, got it." Dre said. Everyone nodded. Yugi quickly changed to Yami.

"Got it, and remember everyone we can do this all we have to do is remember the heart of the ball." Yami said. Dre, Reshawn, and their fellow team members stood up and arched an eyebrow, clearly weirded out. Yami cleared his throat. "The basket ball I mean." He corrected.

"Oh right man I feel ya man I feel ya." Dre said.

Good save Yamizzle.- Yugi mind linked to Yami.

Thanks lil Moto- Yami mind linked back. The game restarted and everyone took their places. It was the skins ball so they started, once they got going Reshawn stole the ball and dribbled it down the court, he passed it to Yami who passed it to Dre. Dre shot the ball and it went in easily.

"Haha nothin' but net." Dre said smirking. The game got restarted but for the rest of the time no one could make a shot, finally the ball got passed to Yami. He looked over to Reshawn but he was being covered, he looked over to Dre, but he too was being covered, the other two members of his team was being covered as well. Yami got rushed by a skin, and the skin stole the ball, and got it all the way to the other end of the court when Yami got it back, there was only ten seconds left in the game, and all the skins were already celebrating, while Dre, Reshawn, and the rest of the shirts were already tasting defeat.

Yami smirked then jumped in the air, running his feet through clear air as he flew across the court, upon nearing the hoop he stuck out his tongue and with one hand slammed dunked the ball, just like Michael Jordan. He hung off the hoop for a second then let go, and landed nimbly on his feet, just as he did the bell sounded, and that was end game.

"We won? We WON!" Dre shouted jumping up and down, Reshawn was break dancing and everyone and the rest of the shirts were jumping for joy.

"In yo face, we won a ha!" Dre shouted laughing at the skins.

"Dxxx little man gots some hops." Reshawn said patting Yugi on the back, not even realizing the switch Yami and him had made.

"Yeah man you game is off the heezy." One of the shirts said. Yugi smiled and Yami assumed spirit form next to him.

"Well you know how I do." Yugi said laughing as they headed of to class.

At lunchtime everyone went to their regular place, except with no Tea to be found anywhere, not that anyone even noticed, everyone was to wrapped up, or smothered by their host siblings to care.

Bakura peeked into the band room, at lunch no one was there except the glee club, but for some reason, Jeff hadn't really participated, it probably had something to do with the fact that Suzy had been sent to the shadow realm by Yami Bakura, without Bakura's consent or knowledge of course.

"How you holding up mate?" Bakura said trying to comfort Jeff.

"Not so swell, poor Suzy, the doctors don't even know what's wrong with her, they say she's almost like in a coma but her brain wave activity is way too high for her to be in a coma, I just don't understand." Jeff said gloomily.

"I know what will cheer you up." Bakura said standing up. "A little song."

"I'm not in the mood." Jeff said wearily.

"O c'mon, aren't you the one that says a glee club members job is to add the music to the play of life, well their are sad songs to, so let's have a go." Bakura said grabbing a yard stick like a cane, and tap dancing.

"Just cut it out." Jeff replied stubbornly. Bakura frowned.

"You want to know what I think, I think you're scared to because I'm better at singing at you, and I always have a spot more fun than you do, isn't that right mate." Bakura said narrowing his big eyes.

"That's preposterous." Jeff responded angrily.

/Bakura: Anything you can do I can do Better...I can do anything better than you./

"No you can't." Jeff said without singing.

/Bakura: Yes I can/

"No you can't" Jeff said, a little bit more upbeat.

/Bakura: Yes I can/

"No you can't." Jeff said, though it sounded a little like he was singing.

/Bakura: Yes I can, Yes, I can/

Jeff stood up.

/Jeff: Anything you can be I can be greater...sooner or later I'm greater than you/

/Bakura: No, you're not./

/Jeff: Yes I am/

/Bakura: No, you're not/

/Jeff: Yes I am/ At this Yami Bakura took over, unable to take their oh so adorably off beat singing.

"No your Not." He said with finality, sending Jeff, if only temporarily, to the shadow realm.

"Finally some peace and quiet, now to come up with a way to steal the millennium items, and then the world will be mine." Yami Bakura said then he threw his head back and cackled evilly.

"Um excuse me." Came a tiny voice.

"Mwu hahahhahhahha." Yami Bakura cackled evilly.

"Um sir." The tiny voice persisted, tapping on him on the shoulder.

"Mwu hahhahhhahhahhahha." He cackled again.

"I said excuse me!" The bearer of the voice shouted, pulling on his shirt.

"Mwu hahahahahahahahahah." Yami Bakura continued cackling.

"I SAID EXCUSE ME!" The tiny, squeaky voice shouted.

"What!" Yami Bakura snapped.

"Excuse me sir, but there is no evil laughter in here." The 6'8 boy who had produced the tiny voice said. "See it says so right on that sign over there." He repeated, pointing to the sign. Yami Bakura face faulted when he saw the sign. "However you are permitted to do an evil snicker." The squeaky voice giant said politely.

"Umm, thank you I guess." Yami Bakura said.

"Mmhmm, anytime." The boy said starting to leave.

"Soon the millennium items will be mine, Mwu hahahhahha." Yami Bakura whispered. The boy turned to look at him. "I mean meh heh heh." Yami Bakura snickered evilly. The boy nodded and left.

Meanwhile Joey was with Alabaster learning how to talk Krigon from Alabaster's favorite show Galaxy Voyage, in the cafeteria, happily devouring pizza warm pouches.

"And to say the word moron you say Krigsnaggin snoo Ba." Alabaster said

"Krigah Snaggin snoo buh." Joey said confusedly. Alabaster started laughing, and snorting at the same time.

"Wha's so funny?" Joey said huffily.

"You just said butt." Alabaster said bursting into a whole new set of snort laughter, accompanied by Joey who was dumbly, and unnecessarily, laughing the same way. After Alabaster used his inhaler he wiped the sweat from his brow. "Gee I haven't had this much fun since the Galaxy Voyage convention, where I went dressed as Captain Smirk." Alabaster said snort laughing. Joey shrugged.

"I myself prefer Captain Ricard." Joey said simply.

"Huh, how dare you, Captain Smirk is ten times the captain Ricard was." Alabaster said defensively.

"Nah ya see all Captain Smirk eva did was make out with hot alien chick, an' I guess that's okay, but Captain Ricard was a betta Captain cause he used strategery, an he did with his shirt on too." said Joey matter of factually, and thus the gauntlet was thrown as the the two started a heated debate about a show that died twenty years ago, and it was never that popular to begin with.

Meanwhile Z was sitting next to Tea on the stone steps that lead up to the school, he was watching some of his friends do skateboard tricks.

"So anyway, tonight we're going to see guys hang on meat hooks, and I signed us up for a go too." Z said off-handedly. Tea's eyes widened and she ran off into the girls room.

Meanwhile in the cafeteria, Kaiba was meeting Bitsy's friends, two obviously bleached blonds with an IQ that was lower than a bucket of chicken.

"Is he really remedialial." Said one girl poking him, as if by poking him the answer would be found.

"How come he's not short." The other girl said poking him, as well.

"Just because I'm Japanese, doesn't mean I have to be short." Kaiba said angrily, pushing her hand away.

"Yeah duh Melanie." Said the girl who hadn't made the comment. She flipped back her obviously bleached blonde hair and adjusted her blue contact lenses.

"Anyway, guess who I saw making out with Chad Dingleton." Melanie said, standing up, she pushed her blonde hair out of green eyes.

"Who?" cooed the other girl with the fake blue eyes, Stephanie.

"Get this I saw Tina Perez making out with Chad." Melanie giggled.

"Shutup." Bitsy yelped.

"Totally." Melanie said.

"No." Stephanie gasped.

"Yes." Melanie nodded, then all three squealed and giggled at the same time.

"Seti-Weti isn't that inter...intes...fascinating?" Bitsy cooed trying to drag him into the conversation.

"No." Kaiba deadpanned.

"See told you he was rememdialial." Bitsy said flipping her ponytail over her shoulder.

"Say are you Chinese or Japanese." Melanie said, all three girls leaning up to him closely.

"Why do I have to be either for all you know I could be Laotian." Kaiba answered angrily.

"The ocean, which ocean?" Stephanie said.

"Laos stupid, it's a land locked country in South East Asia." Kaiba snapped.

"So are you Chinese or Japanese." Melanie asked again.

"He's Chinese, I think." Bitsy replied, Kaiba shook his head and walked off.

"Awwwwww, I think we hurt his feelings." Stephanie said. They all nodded. They ran over to Kaiba and yanked them towards him.

"Seti-Weti I'm sorry." Bitsy said.

"Yeah we didn't mean to hurt your feelings." Stephanie agreed. Kaiba glared at them.

"You didn't hurt my "feelings," I simply didn't want to sit near people with such a low IQ." Kaiba said. "Emotiions are for the weak."

"See told you he was remedialial." Bitsy said. They all nodded their heads.

"I know we'll teach you." They said dragging him off. Kaiba snatched his hand away and walked up to Yugi, who was out descimating a guy in a rap battle.

"Yugi I've had a trying day, but a irksome as it has been, there's something that bothers me more, and do you want to know what that is?" Kaiba said glaring.

"Oooo, I think he's going to have a rap battle, that so cuuuttteee he think he knows words." Bitsy squealed.

"You show 'im Seti-Weti." Bitsy shouted.

"Well, well if it isn't chocolate pants." Dre said walking up to Kaiba his arms folded across his chest, obviously refering to the chocolate cupcake incident when Kaiba was supposed to introduce himself to the Japanese class.

"Can it you rap video reject, I'm speaking to Yugi." Kaiba said not at all intimatdated. Suddenly as if they were psychotic super heros Tristan, Duke, Joey, and Bakura were all by Yugi's side.

"Well well if it isn't the nerd herd, I should of known you'd show up." Kaiba said looking around at each of them.

"Err, Kaiba." Joey said stomping over to Kaiba, Yugi held one arm out to stop him. Yami tried to take over, but Yugi shook his head.

"I can handle this." Yugi said nobly. "What do you want Kaiba."

"Yugi I'm sick and tired of you parading around here, claiming to be the best of the best, I'm here to challenge you and prove once for all to the world that I am the true king of games, duel me now." Kaiba said crossing him arms across his chest.

"You tell him Seti-Weti I'm so proud of you for coming up with all those words!" Kaiba's cheerleading section cooed.

"It's so cute of him to try to use all those words, isn't it?" Bitsy said to the crowd. Then they all did a giggle and squeal all togheter.

"So Yugi what do you say, are you up to the challenge, or are you scared that I'll win and prove what a third rate losing runt that I've always known you were." Kaiba said narrowing his eyes. Joey started for Kaiba, but Yugi stepped up first.

/Yugi: (Yeek Yeek Woop Woop) Why you all in my ear, Talking a whole bunch a sxxx that I ain't trying to hear...Get back motherfxxxxx you don't know me like that/

/Yugi's posse: Get back motherfxxxxx you don't know me like that/

/Yugi:(Yeek Yeek Woop Woop) I ain't playin around make one false move..and I'll take you down...Get back motherfxxxxx you don't know me like that/

/Yugi's posse: Get back motherfxxxx you don't know me like that/

Kaiba started at Yugi with his eyes in wide. Then his eyes narrowed. "Yugi I don't think you realize just who your messing with, So I'll ask you again nicely, we can settle this civilly and you can duel me or we'll settle like men, and I can kick your..." Kaiba started.

/Yugi:Hey, you want WHAT with me! I'm gonna tell you one time, don't Fxxx with me! Get down! Beat his axx.. ain't got nothin' to lose, and i'm havin a bad day, don't make me take it out on you!./

/Yugi's posse: Hey, you want WHAT with me! I'm gonna tell you one time, don't Fxxx with me! Get down! Beat his axx.. ain't got nothin' to lose, and i'm havin a bad day, don't make me take it out on you/

/Yugi: Maann, cause I don't wanna do that. I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.. sit back and watch some women get drunk as hxxx, so I can wake up in the morning with a story to tell. I know it's been a little while since I've been out the house, but now I'm here.. you wanna stand around runnin' yo' mouth? I can't hear nothing you sayin' or spittin', so what's up? Don't you see we in the club, man shut the fxxx up/

And with Kaiba throughly told off they turned around and left. Meanwhile Tea came running up like an inept pyschotic super heroine, only to find Yugi had already left.

"He started a possee without me? and I have to hang on a meat hook, that's not fair." Tea wailed, then she threw herself in Kaiba's arms again and began wailing.

"Wha-Yug-an'-Gardner why do you keep coming to me, you ruined my dramatic exit, and the wind was right for my trench coat to blow back too." Kaiba snapped. Tea decked him and he fell to the ground.

"You could a least be sympathetic." She snapped, then she stomped off, purposely stepping her stilletos into his crutch and stomach.

Bitsy and Melanie ran over to him. Kaiba lifted up his head and groaned as they sat around him.

"Awww Seti-Weti did they crazy girl hurt you, don't worry Stephanie went to get you a band-aid." Bisty cooed.

"Oh, wait, this is a band-aid you get them from a nurse." Bitsy said holding up a flash card of a band-aid, while Melanie held up one of nurse.

"Can you say nurse." Bitsy cooed. Kaiba eyes rolls to the back of the head and he collapsed.