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two or more Japanese people speaking to each other in Japanese, when not already in Japanese
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Yugi woke up bright early, ampped and ready to go. Today was the domino exchange picnic, and they were to go to a park and have what else, a picnic. Dre had told him not to sweat it, to 'chillax' but Yugi couldn't help but be a little too psyched, he had been wanting to try different foods for quite some time now, and they were to have what was called a melting pot feast, in other words, foods from all the different cultures. After putting on his bling, the millennium puzzle, he slipped on his shoes and headed out the door, followed by Dre.
Back at Z's house, Tea dragged herself out of bed and put on a sweat top, she fixed up her hair but groaned out loud at the red color, while she managed to have half way decent hair after the whole Mohawk incident, it was nothing what it had once been. She rubbed her back, which hurt a lot. She decided she never wanted to "hang out" with Z again, never.
flashback.
"All right here we are." Z said removing the blindfold. Tea giggled before opening her eyes, Z said she and him were going to hang out with a bunch of different people to day. Calming herself, she opened her eyes, and screamed. There were a bunch of people hanging on meat hooks.
"Your a murderer aren't you." She said, voice trembling, as she stumbled backwards, pointing an accusing finger at him.
"What!" Z said incredously.
"Hey you two keep it down, I'm trying to meditate." screamed one of the corpses on the hooks. Tea screamed, and ran blindly around. Z rolled his eyes, and dragged her over to a guy standing around. First showing her that everyone, was in fact, all right, he asked for the two for one deal. Suddenly Tea found herself being picked up by some burly guy, who then attached her to a hook, where she dangled from mid-air. Z was put up on one as well. Tea wailed.
"Your the grim reaper aren't you, I swear I ain't done nothing wrong, let me down." She cried. She got a collective shush from everyone around her. Z closed his eyes, in frustration, trying anything to drown out the sound of her crying. Tea stopped after everyone glared murderously at her, and contained herself to a few sniffles, while everyone else hung on the hooks. She vowed she'd never hang out with Z again, he was just to different. Z sighed, vowing he'd never take Tea to hang out again, she was just to much of the same old thing.
End Flashback
Duke sighed once again as Ray Ray continued to put on his nail polish, pink nail polish. Pinching the top of his nose with index finger and thumb, he sighed yet again, Ray Ray took as long as his cheerleaders to get ready, but at least his cheerleaders were fun to be around after they were done.
"Are you done yet?" He shouted again.
"Ooo, pushy, I like that." Ray Ray said laughing and winking. Duke shuddered, why was this guy constantly messing with him, what part of straight didn't he understand. Sure Duke considered himself sexy, but really how much could one person stand. "There all done, let's go." Ray Ray said walking carefully over to the door, and keeping his fingers up so he wouldn't smudge the paint, palming the door open. "Can you be a babe and...well of course you can...but can you lock the door for me?" Ray Ray asked sashaying down the road, Ray Ray didn't live far from the park. Duke glared at Ray Ray's babe comment but shut the door and left.
Back at Bitsy's house Kaiba was drumming his fingers impatiently on his arm as he waited for Bitsy's boyfriend Tiny to show up, Bitsy ran up the stairs to change her outfit, again, as soon as she realized her tank didn't match her nail polish. Just then a knock came at the door. Kaiba looked up the stairs, waiting for her to answer, she didn't come down. Grunting and frustrated he walked over and answered the door, and looked at the ox of a teenager in front of him. He had buzz cut blonde hair, and green eyes, he looked like he weighed at least 300 pounds, and was easily a foot taller than Kaiba, and Kaiba was 6'1 so that was saying something. The guy looked down at Kaiba startled for a minute then he grabbed him suddenly by his collar and lifted him off the ground. "Who...the...heck..are...you?" The guy ground out through gritted teeth. Kaiba glared at the guy, unimpressed. Kaiba was about to say something when Bitsy came down stairs and stamped her foot.
"Dang it Tiny, put him down now!" She shouted.
"Who's this, your new boy toy, are you cheating on me again?" He thundered out.
"Boy toy? Now wait just a minute..." Kaiba spat out.
"NO HE"S A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT!" She shouted exasperatedly.
"I knew it, he is your boyfriend! Dxxx it Elizabeth can't you at least use a different excuse then last time." Tiny shouted out.
"But he really is a foreigner, he's from CHINA!" She shouted.
"FOR THE LAST TIME I"M NOT CHINESE, WHO THE HXXX DOESN'T KNOW WHERE THEIR HOST SIBLING IS FROM!"
"So your messing with him?" Tiny said incredously.
"No I wouldn't do that, he's, he's remedialial!" She shouted, looking at Kaiba like he was a lost puppy. Tiny's eyes opened, he set Kaiba gently one the ground and preceded to hug the life out of him, literally. Kaiba couldn't breathe and didn't help that Bitsy joined in.
"I'm here for you man, I promise to bring my old books whenever I come by..." Tiny said crying on his shoulder. Bitsy began crying too. Kaiba began turning blue, Bitsy gasped and tapped Tiny on the shoulder, the both jumped backwards, he had forgotten how to breathe! After Kaiba crumpled to the ground and gasped for air, he regained his breath. Bitsy eyed him, now she knew she couldn't leave him alone for even a minute, she ran upstairs and packed their things, not wanting him to accidentally pack anything sharp.
A helicopter descended, and all three of them looked up. Kaiba eyes brightened and he ran towards it, Mokuba jumped off it and landed on top of Kaiba, knocking the two over, but they didn't care as they hugged each other tightly.
"I missed you!" Kaiba said happily.
"I missed you too Seto, I missed you so much!" Mokuba giggled. After having a long conversation, with the various this and that's of how much they missed each other they looked at Tiny and Bitsy, who looked completely lost.
"Haji Me Mashite" Mokuba said turning towards them. "Ano, Boku no name wa Mokuba desu. Juu ni sai desu. Boku no Ani wa Seto desu. Dozo yoroshiku onegaishimasu." Mokuba said giving himself a small introduction. Bitsy and Tiny blinked again.
"Hi, My name is Mokuba, I'm 12, and Seto's my older brother, very pleased to meet you." Kaiba said translating, loosely, very loosely he was talking to people with the IQ of a gnat.
"Ohhh, he's your brother." Bitsy said at last. Mokuba smiled and nodded. Bitsy thought hard, she knew how to ask him to speak English, but how? "Umm, Mokuba san, Poteto Furai ga suki desu." she said at last.
"Boku mo poteto furai ga suki desu." Mokuba said scratching his head.
"He said he also likes french fries." Kaiba said. Bitsy blushed.
"Can't you speak English?" Tiny asked exasperatedly.
"A little..." Mokuba replied.
"Good then that's settled now come on, we're late." Tiny said helping Bitsy into the car, and buckling Kaiba's seat belt for him, Kaiba sighed but let it go, it wasn't worth getting choked again.
Bakura sat in the grass of the park, feeling the wind blow softly through his white hair. He smiled and threw some bread to the ducks. Yami Bakura materialized next to him and looked around closely, looking for anyone suspicious, upon seeing that the pharaoh had not yet arrived he pulled out his plan from his pockets and looked them over. He was still working out all the kinks, but by the time they got back to Japan, he'd own all seven millennium items. Bakura stood up ran over to an ice cream cart that was near by, ordering a strawberry cone, he started to lick it, but it fell on his hand, and a spirit strawberry ice cream cone, fell on Yami Bakura's hand, getting all over his plans.
"Oh bloody hxxx..." He grumbled. Then the millennium eye shone on Bakura's forehead and his hair stood up on end, and he grew two inches taller. The ice cream man darted his eyes around.
"Are you okay man, cause your starting to freak me out..." He drawled in his Brooklyn accent.
"I'm fine, in fact I'm better than fine. The shadows are pleased as well..." Yami Bakura grinned evilly. The ice cream man backed up.
"Ok I'm officially freaked out now..." The ice cream man said his knees shaking. The millennium ring started to shake and glowed. Yami Bakura eyes glowed, and he sent the ice cream man to the shadow realm then started to walk off.
"Yeah ICE CREAM!" Some little kids shouted running towards the newly abandoned ice cream cart. "Thank you kind stranger!" They shouted. Yami Bakura face faulted. Then he glared at them.
"YOU BRATS RUINED MY EVIL MOMENT!" He shouted at them.
"I love you." said a little girl as they got close to the cart.
"That's it, it looks like the shadows are getting seconds and thirds this evening." Yami Bakura grinned. A beam of light shot out of the millennium ring, just as the little girl was opening up the ice cream cart, the beam reflected off of the silvery surface, and hit an old guy that was being yelled at by his wife. The old guy looked at the silence that suddenly enveloped him, smiled, kicked off his shoes and relaxed. Yami Bakura scowled and shot a beam at the kids again, but they bent down to pick some ice cream that had dropped and the beam went straight past them, and hit a hot dog vendor's stand just as he was opening up, the beam bounced off and hit the ice cream stand, which caused it to bounce and hit the compact mirror that a woman was checking her makeup in, it went towards the mens' bathroom, but a guy came out of the bathroom, causing the beam to hit the knob, and get knocked straight into Yami Bakura, Bakura fell backwards and hit the pavement.
"Ow, what happened..." wondered Bakura, meanwhile in the shadow realm Yami Bakura looked around, and saw the old guy reclining on a black shadowy wall.
"Nice to get away from all that noise isn't it sonny?" He said flashing a crooked smile. Yami Bakura glared at him. "Reminds me of the old days when..."
Yami Bakura stomped his foot. "Bloody Hxxx!"
Tristan and Sarah were the next to get to the park.
"Don't you just love nature." Sarah said smelling a flower. Tristan grumbled under his breath, he liked nature a whole lot better when he was eating meat. She walked over to the designated picnic area, near Bakura. "Ok, I'm going to leave you here, I voluntered to work at the dog pound today with Jeff, you think you and Bakura will be all right by yourselves?" She asked Tristan's eyes widened.
"WILL I!" He shouted, jumping up for joy.
"Good, and I'm going to have a pilates class at 8:00 tonight, and your not getting out of it this time." She said pointing an accusing finger at him. Tristan gulped, but nodded. "Good, take care, and don't eat any meat."
"I won't" He called to her retreating form. "Eat so much I'd get sick." He added once she was gone. Smiling triumphantantly he raced over to the hot dog stand, snatching Bakura off of the groiund. He bought one, and tore it down so fast, the hot dog vendor, assuming he was homeless, gave him another one for free, shook his head sadly, and walked off. Tristan shrugged and wolfed that down too. He looked around, then seeing Bakura hadn't ate his yet, jumped him and stole his hot dog. "Sweet glorious meat!" He shouted. Bakura blinked.
"But I was going to eat that..."
Yugi, and Dre arrived next. Dre took a seat on the large red and white checkered blanket coolly, and leaned against the tree, he cocked his baseball cap down, over his eyes. Yugi looked at him, then sat next to him and imitated him. Tea and Z arrived next, Z took a seat away from everybody, pulled out his CD player and put on his head phones. Tea walked over to Yugi and sat next to him.
"Hi Yugi." She said smiling sweetly. Yugi peeked one eye open then closed his eyes again.
"What up shorty." He said simply. Tea waited for him to say something more but he didn't. Two girls walked over to them.
"What up Yugizzle, what it is Dre?" They said.
"What up Shavonda, What up Monique." Dre and Yugi greeted. Shavonda scooted next to Yugi, and Monique sat next to Dre. The four started chatting. Tea looked jealously at Shavonda. She was pretty, she had long black braids, and pretty brown hair, perfect teeth, and an hour glass shape. He carmel skin was soft looking and glowed. Tea felt her hair, which wasn't the greatest before Dre gave her a Mohawk, in her sleep no less. She stuck her nose in the air angrily. Shavonda giggled and flung her hair back.
"Hi guys!" Came Joey's annoying, fake, nasal voice, Alabaster trailed behind him. Alabaster was caring a large, back pack on his pack, gasping and wheezing. He plopped the bag down then sprayed on tons of insect repellent. Then he pulled out a tent from his backpack and set it up. Next he pulled out a generator and then plugged in a bunch of things into it, with the help of the extension cord, then he pulled out his Monster World travel set and went inside the tent.
"What is all of that for?" Bitsy asked walking behind them, she was holding Mokuba's hand, who was holding Kaiba's hand, who's hand was being held by Tiny, so that Bitsy and Tiny could protect Mokuba and Kaiba from danger.
"This, my dimwitted friend, is all the necessary tools for braving the elements." Alabaster said, poking his head out of the tent.
"But this is happy oaks park." Bitsy said confused.
"You never know what kind of danger you could get in, in the wild, no matter what name they give it." Alabaster said, spraying more insect repellant on then ducking into the tank. "Now who wants to play monster world?"
"OH, OH, I DO, I DO!" Ryou shouted running up. Joey shrugged and went inside the tent.
"What about you Yugi?" Tea asked about to go into the tent. Yugi shrugged.
"Nah, I think I'll just kick it right here with my homies."
Tea almost collapsed. Yugi just smiled at Shavonda causing Tea's eye to twitch.
"Yeah, well I find monster world really, really...sexy." Tea shouted reaching into the tent, and grabbing the first person she could reach, which just happened to be Ryou. "Wouldn't you agree?" She purred in Ryou's ear. Ryou instantly turned three shades of red.
"Of course you do, All girls dig guys with chain staff skills." Alabaster said grabbing Ryou and pulling him back into the tent. Tea arched an eyebrow, but was mostly just ticked off the Yugi hadn't noticed the little display, at all.
"Well not that this isn't fascinating..." Bitsy said pulling out some sunscreen, "but I got better things to do then sit around all day, like get a tan." She said throwing down a blanket, and lounging around. She grabbed Kaiba and Mokuba yanked them over by her. "Come here, and put some sun screen on, Seti Weti..." She said grabbing Kaiba's arm and squirting the stuff on it. Kaiba's eye started twitching, and Mokuba pointed at him and started cackling. "And you too, Moki Woki Poo..." Bitsy cooed grabbing Mokuba and slathering the mess on him. Kaiba started cracking up, a nd Mokuba threw a dirt clump at him. "Now go off and play, Tiny Whiny and I will be right here." Bitsy said patting them on the behind, like you do a diapered baby. Kaiba and Mokuba glared at her, before walking off, she was overbearing, and truth be told they were going to hang out anyway.
Afterwards everyone began to chll, Tristan playing a game system, Joey, Ryou, and Alabaster playing Monster world, Kaiba and Mokuba swimming in the beach area, Yugi and Dre chillin' with Monique and Shavonda, and Duke lounging against the tree lazily watching the scenery, Ray Ray right next to him, much to Duke's dismay, Sarah scooping up dog poop at the pound, and Yami Bakura listening to an old man's ramblings in the shadow realm.
Afterwards, everyone digged into foods from all different American culutures, Tristan ate almost all of the meat, though Kaiba refused to let Mokuba be "meat deprived." Everyone settled down to play a nice game of spin the bottle, except for Mokuba and Alabaster, who were playing games, normally Kaiba wouldn't allow Mokuba go off with someone he didn't really know, but in all honesty Mokuba could beat up Alabaster, easily. Tea sat down on the cool grass, angrily because Yugi had barely payed any attention to her, other than the occasional nod of the head. -Err, I'll get him to notice me again, one way or another, maybe make him jealous...- Tea thought, a grin spreading across her face.
Grabbing the bottle Tea gave it a big spin, and it landed on...Joey. Tea shrugged and kissed Joey, for much longer than was appopriate, and Joey shrugged and started kissing her back, and took the opportunity to feel her up, oh he'd would pay later, he would pay, this was almost as bad as the time he had that giant board he used on girls skirts, or the time he put mirrors on the ground near his desk and when a girl walked over them, he'd look at the mirror. Pushing way she looked at Yugi, but he was laughing at something Shavonda had said. She felt Joey's arm wrap around her shoulder.
"I always knew soona o latea you'd come around, dun worry it's not ya fault, no girl can resist the Joe man." Joey said grinning mischeviously.
"Wheeler, last I checked, girls only dated inside of their own species." Kaiba said, smirking.
"Whaddya mean by that." Joey said angrily.
"I mean, you pathetic mutt, girls don't date dogs." Kaiba said folding his arms across his chest.
"Err, Why you!" Joey said lounging for Kaiba, only to be stopped by Tristan. "I know, I know, he's na worth it." Joey said pulling away, and grabbing the bottle and spinning it, it landed on Kaiba. Everyone fell deathly silent. Yugi looked up at the sudden silence, as did Dre and stopped talking, it had become quite obvious by now, that this had the potential to become WWIII.
"Wheeler, I swear if you touch me..." Kaiba began angrily, forgetting completely that he wasn't in Japan.
"You could hug him." Bitsy offered. Everyone gaped at the one intelligent thing she'd said, and the one observation of Kaiba's "feelings" that she'd actually gotten correct. "And tell him that you believe in him even though he's remedialial." Bitsy said smiling, everyone else face-faulted. Joey grabbed Kaiba.
"I believe in ya man, even though your remedialial, Seti Weti." Joey said letting go and falling to the ground laughing hysterically. Kaiba glared at him, unimpressed.
"Oh great, now I got to burn this." Kaiba said dusting himself off.
"Hey, I ain't no kind of infe..infek, sickness or nothin'!" Joey yelled.
"But stray mutts carry all kinds of things people can catch." Kaiba countered.
"KAIBA, YOU"RE DEAD!" Joey shouted, lounging at Kaiba, only to be restrained by Tristan again. Yugi smiled at his friends antics.
"Just spin the stupid bottle!" Tea piped up, upon seeing Yugi watching again. The bottle kept spinning and landed on Tea. Kaiba grunted and rolled his eyes, when all of sudden he was knocked to the ground, as Tea practically started mauling him. She tore off his shirt, and kissed him, she was like an animal tasting it's prey, Kaiba just laid there stunned, Tea looked over at Yugi, and saw he wasn't paying any attention. She let a loud screech that sounded more like a raptors roar and jumped up.
"WHY AREN"T YOU PAYING ME ANY ATTENTION YUGI, WHAT MORE DO I POSSIBLY HAVE TO DO, DO YOU THINK I ENJOYED THAT, NO, I DIDN"T! BUT DO YOU SEEM TO CARE, NO! I...WAHHHHHH!" Tea shouted running off, and stepping all over Kaiba in the process.
"Tea, wait!" Yugi said running off, and stepping all over Kaiba. Kaiba groaned and sat up.
"Well, that was..." Kaiba, began, then he cleared his throat, "Who's turn is it again?"
Tea kept running, Yugi way behind her, until she collapsed on the ground, near the duck pond. Yugi got up with her.
"Tea, Tea, I...I...give me a sec.." Yugi wheezed trying to catch his breath, it was difficult to keep up with her. "Now then, why you trippin', If you wanted to spend some time you could always ring me on cell, and answer your phone whenever I call, and me and you can go and kick it with my crew, you know we could get in Dre's car and tip on fo, fo's, or we can kick it old school, play games like the old days, you feel me, gamestation, and all...I mean you ain't gotta trip, sxxx if it makes you feel better I could call you my baby girl, and you can call me your baby boy, and we just spend some time like Flip and Leah, you know what I'm sayin, I'm mean come to think of it, we can go out and buy some bling or somethin, you know get a little of that ice, it would be off da heezy, ya feel?" Yugi said giving her a small smile.
"STOP IT, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" Tea screamed, tears streaming down her face, "This is exactly what I'm talking about, your not acting anything at all like yourself anymore, and it's tearing me apart, I just want things to go back to the way things were, when it was just me and you, and Joey, and Tristan too, I miss everything, I don't care if we have to go off and save the world, and I don't care if some freaky guy with pointy hair comes after us, I miss you, I miss friendship, friendship makes the world go round, friendship should be everlasting, our friendship should be everlasting. To me our friendship wasn't some cheap bargain bin frienship like the one Pegasus keeps trying to shove down our throats, or some stupid business alliance that mister stick up his you know what makes and breaks all the time, to me our friendship was...I don't know, special. I just want our friendship back."
"Tea..." Yugi said pulling up his pants and taking off his fake diamond encrusted number one, "Tea, why didn't you say something sooner...it doesn't matter. From now on, Yugizzle is going to make sure to take time out to be Yugi." Yugi said smiling at Tea. Tea smiled back.
"I'd like that, very much."
"Of course, Yugizzle ain't completely gone, cuz Yugizzle is off the heezy, you know what I'm sayin, sayin, cause Yugizzle is the P.I.M.P." Yugi said getting up and laughing, he put back on his number one, but didn't bother to pull his pants back down; "How's this fo a compromise..." Yugi asked spinning around. Tea gave the victory sign, and Yugi did the harlem shake and then laughed.
"We should probably head back to the others, ready Yugi."
"Yeah, let's go." Yugi agreed, they walked back to the rest of the gang, only to see be slammed into by Mokuba.
"Sorry, eek, got to go." Mokuba said taking off running. Yugi and Tea got up, only to be slammed into by Joey.
"Eh, sorry guys, now if ya excuse me...Mokuba get back here with my sandwhich ya little brat!" Joey shouted. Tea and Yugi got back up again, only to be slammed back into by Kaiba.
"Watch where I'm going." Kaiba said stopping and glaring at them, he turned his attention back to Mokuba. "Give me back my Kaiser Sea Horse, this instant!"
"But I gave you a good trade!" Mokuba's voice called from a distance.
"This bandana is not a good trade, now hand it over!"
"But I'm the masked BANDIT!"
"Dxxx it!" Kaiba shouted throwing Mokuba's orange bandana on the floor and giving chase.
"Err, Mokuba if you dun give me back my sandwhich, I'll kick you lil axx!"
"Touch my brother and die, Mutt!"
"WHO ARE YA CALLING A MUTT!"
Tea and Yugi shook their heads, when suddenly they got knocked over by Tristan who came out of nowhere, like the useless, inept, superhero he wasn't even.
"Joey chill man, Mokuba's just a kid, and you know better than to pick a fight with Kaiba!"
Tea and Yugi sweatdropped, and dusted themselves off, when they were, upducted by U.F.Os and the whole world exploded, the end.
JUST KIDDING
Tea and Yugi sweatdropped, and dusted themselves off, when they were, you guessed it, knocked over again. Yugi pushed Bitsy off him.
"What are you chasing them for?" Tea asked sitting up.
Bitsy shrugged, "I'm not, it's just everyone else was knocking you guys over so I figured hey, why not me too."
Tea and Yugi facefaulted.
Meanwhile Mokuba was still running from Kaiba and Joey, and Tristan was still chasing Joey.
"Mwu hahahaha you'll never see your sandwhich, or your little card again."
"Err, Give it back ya lil runt, I'm starvin'"
"Mokuba, this isn't funny anymore! Give me my card back now, I need it to summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon faster...That's it you are so grounded mister."
"Good luck grounding me, when I'm in Japan and your here."
"I'm hungry! Give me back my sandwhich or I'll..."
"Joey chill he's just a kid!"
"You'll what, mutt!"
"Mwu haha, chaos, sandwhiches, and cards, this is the stuff of true bandit kings!"
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:In Cheesy batman type narrator voice: Dun, dun, duuuunnnnn. Will Kaiba and Joey ever get there stuff back, will Tea and Yugi ever get off the ground, why is Bitsy dumber than a bucket of chicken, and what is the fate of Yugizzle, and how will Dre and Yamizzle react to it, and why am I asking you, I should know, I'm the authoress? All of these answer and more will be answered on the next heart stopping episode of Domino Exchange, fo shizzle!
NOTICE: Sorry for the late update, I was having computer problems and couldn't do much of anything, I've actually had this done for quite a while, though admittedly I took a break for school to end, due to finals and such, but afterwards I couldn't do much. Next chapter should be up very, very soon, hopefully. And to any Karoke Nights readers, see above, and I should have chap 28 up soon too, but since what i had got deleted, I don't know when exactly, though I promise to try to make it a good one to make up for the wait. Ciao for now,
Sincerely,
AriesDragon