Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, or anything else I happen to mention in this chapter for that matter.
Key
-thinking-
emphasis
Bxxxx Censored word
two or more Japanese people speaking to each other in Japanese, when not already in Japanese
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The next day at school, was needless to say strange. Tea wasn't around blabbering on and on about friendship. Yugi was quiet, wondering how he could have missed Tea's cries for help. Kaiba was extremely quiet and timid, not wanting anyone near him, especially Joey or Bitsy who were evil creatures that needed to be thrown into the darkest, dankest, most remote place in the entire world and left there, with nothing but a video camera so he could watch them suffer. With Joey not saying anything, he felt kind of bad about being a 'friendship murderer' Alabaster was unusually quiet reading his dinosaurs and cellars strategy book, wisely deciding not say anything. Even Dre was quiet, knowing that Yugi probably felt bad, and deciding not to bother him, except for the occasional punch on the shoulder. Bitsy was mainly hurt that Kaiba had attacked her, though he hadn't hurt her, just ruined her outfit by sticking her in a garbage bin and sitting on the lid so she couldn't get out for about thirty seconds. The only people who were talking were Sarah and Jeff, who were interrogating, and frankly ticking off Z and Bakura.
"So, do you celebrate Halloween where your from?" Ray Ray asked, wondering why Duke was so angry.
"Sometimes." Duke muttered.
"Looks like Kaiba boy got a head start." Ray Ray said, once he had read Duke's journal and found out all about his idolization of Pegasus.
"What did you call him?" Duke growled.
"Kaiba boy, what's the big deal, Dukie boy?" Ray Ray said, trying to seem cool.
"Don't you dare quote Pegasus, you Son of a..."
"Relax, jeesh ok, I get it. You heart Pegasus."
"What!"
"Well you did have a picture of you and him shaking hands in your journal, and journal hold precious memories, so..." Ray Ray began smirking. Duke stood and slammed his fist on the table.
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU, YOU, ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" Duke war cried lounging for Ray Ray. Ray Ray shrieked and tried to run, but Duke hit him with a tray. He then let out another war cry and flung him across the room, he landed on Z's table. Z jumped backwards and Duke began to pummel him.
"GET IT THROUGH YOUR UGLY, HEAD YOU MANIAC, I'M STRAIGHT, AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK AT ME AGAIN..." Duke screamed tossing him some more. Z watched then smirked.
"Finally one of you guys show some backbone, way to go man, you rock!" Z said giving the rock and roll sign in the air. Although he didn't actually care who won.
"Hey violence is not the answer!" Sarah shouted trying to break them up.
"No, bacon is!" Duke shouted throwing bacon at her, she screamed. Tristan ran up and rescued her, by eating the bacon, unfortunately Sarah got a small taste of it, and shrieked.
"AAAAAHHHHH, PIG CARCASS!" She shouted jumping up, unfortunately it slid down her throat. "I..I..just ate..MEAT...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed, before passing out.
"Don't worry, I'll save the day, with my chain staff skills." Alabaster snorted before swinging a ruler around. "Ow, my wrist." He whimpered, falling to the ground like the super hero he wasn't even.
Joey looked around, Jeff and Bakura were watching the fight in shock, Sarah and Alabaster were passed out, Z was cheering on the fight, Yugi was watching in horror, and Kaiba was being, Kaiba.
-Looks like it up ta me.- Joey thought running towards the shrieking Ray Ray and the blood thirst, finally lost it Duke. Joey charged over and tried to break the two up, but once he had pulled Duke of Ray Ray, Ray Ray struck back, tackling Duke to the ground and punching him in the face, and squishing Joey in the process. Dre jumped to help Joey, and pulled Ray Ray off of Duke, but Ray Ray kicked around, so he got away. Joey was already leading Duke out of the cafeteria trying his best to get Ray Ray, when Ray Ray tackled him, causing them to go crashing into a table, which knocked a tray of food in the air, and landed straight on Bitsy head.
"MY HAIIRRR!" Bitsy shrieked jumping around wildly. Kaiba laughed at her outright, normally he wouldn't have so much disrespect for a female, unless of course they were being disrespectful to him, and even then it wasn't nearly what he dished out to the guys, but Bitsy had dressed him in a diaper. And a bib. And booties. And a bonnet. "You think this funny you remedialial piece of sxxx!"
Kaiba's mouth fell open. Never, never had he expected her to say that, ever. "What did you just say?" He hissed, his voice dangerously low.
"You heard, me stupid piece of, ugg, your brain is what happens when stupidity eats dumbness and poops out ignorance, and I've tried to be nice to you, but I've already endured one bad hair day to many, now shut up before I kill your remedialial butt!"
Kaiba opened his mouth to give her a piece of his mind, when he saw her eyes had turned to flames, and her had turned to spikes, and a strange red aura glowed around her. "That's what I thought!" She snapped, turning her attention to Duke, Ray Ray, Joey and Dre. "YOU THREE!" She shouted, but they continued what they were doing anyway. Bitsy screamed, picked up the table and threw it at them. The whole cafeteria became silent as she picked up the table and was about to hit them again, all four cowering in fear.
"Wha..what did we do?" Duke asked in fear.
"You shouldn't of...ruined..my hair...now die!" Bitsy said her eyes on fire, the red aura still around her, joined by flames. Kaiba came up to her slowly.
"Elizabeth?"
"WHAT!" she shouted turning towards him, the table raised above his head. He gulped.
"Elizabeth?"
"WHAT'S MY NAME!"
"Bitsy..."
"WHAT'S MY NAME!"
Kaiba sighed, "Bitsy Witsy..." Kaiba muttered. Joey laughed and Kaiba shot him a death glare, clearly saying laugh and I'll let her kill you, Joey still laughed, but Duke, Dre, and Ray Ray covered his mouth and smiled. "Bitsy Witsy, drop the table."
"AND!"
"I'm sorry for laughing."
"Aww, Seti Weti, that's touching. TOO BAD YOU RUINED MY HAIR!" Bitsy shouted, about to kill them all with the table. Kaiba swore under his breath, then took his prized cell phone, and threw it across the cafeteria. Bitsy, distracted by the shininess of the object gave choice, oblivious to the fact that it was broke. Duke growled.
"Now where was I, oh yes, ARRRGGGHHHGAGH!" Duke screamed attacking Ray Ray again. Kaiba even had to hold him back, at the dust cloud ensued, Yugi got up and walked over to them.
"STOP IT!" He shouted, they all lined up like kids at a playground, sitting with their backs against the wall. Yugi walked over to them, and went down the line and backhanded each of them across the face in a line, even slapping Kaiba was at the end of the line. "Now Dig it..." Yugi began.
"Moto..." Kaiba growled, ticked off Yugi had the nerve to slap him. Yugi backhanded him again.
"Quiet!" He shouted, scaring even Kaiba. "Now this is how it's goin' to go down, you four are going to back up off each other, or you goin' to be slapped again."
"I don't have to stand around for this indignity, I saved your pathetic little friends from that, that, she thing, and this is the..." Kaiba ranted, when he was slapped down again.
"Now we all love your individual thinking Kaiba, but you going to have to chill out and harmonize and keep it real, or I'm have to slap you again, now what do you say, you ready to play that funky music uptight boy?" Yugi asked glaring at down him. Kaiba scoffed. "I said are you ready to play that funky music uptight boy?" Yugi repeated raising his hand to back hand him again.
"Solid." Kaiba muttered raising his fist in the air, to symbolize brotherhood. "At least until I take away your title..." Kaiba muttered under his breath.
"Well who says I'm ready to have piece." Duke said jumping up. Yugi rolled his eyes, and punched him in the stomach, when Duke doubled over, Yugi pressed a pressure point and Duke fell to the ground. "But I am straight..." Duke said before passing out.
"I know Duke, I know..." Yugi said patting him on the back, "We'll let you go on the blind dates you want, but right now you gots ta keep it real." Yugi spun around towards Ray Ray. "And you, you don't have the right to harass my friend, just because you have..erm..different preferences then him, and next time I catch ya, I ain't going to be so cool about it, you feel me?" He snapped. Joey stood up and hoisted himself up, and slung Duke over his shoulder, so they could set him at their newly formed circle of friendship on the back wall. Yugi held out his fist, and Dre pounded it, then stood up. "Let's bounce doggs."
Yugi said, then everyone followed him to a table, even Kaiba, though he was more afraid of Bitsy hitting him with a table, once she figured out he had distracted her with something shiny. Bitsy eventually did find out, and happily set next to Kaiba, and agreed to let him off the hook, as long as he agreed to make it up to her, by double dating with her Tiny. Kaiba agreed glad they didn't have to do flash cards, then Z, Kaiba, and Bitsy got into a heated debate about what kind of music was best. Z liking heavy metal, Bitsy liking pop, and Kaiba liking jrock, and rap, yes Kaiba liked rap, which Z didn't. Though Kaiba only liked it because Mokuba turned him onto it.
Flashback.
"Hey Seto, check out this new music I got from America!" Mokuba shouted waving his cd case in front of him.
"G-Unit, 50 Cent, Mike Jones, Cassidy, Pharrel, Jay-Z, P. Diddy...Mokuba what is all this?"
"It's rap, hip hop, and R&B."
"Snoop Dogg, hmmm." Kaiba said putting Gin and Juice in the C.D. player.
"That one is old school, when was still Snoop Doggy Dogg!" Mokuba exclaimed. Kaiba listened to the song and was extremely surprised when he actually liked it, so he put in some more. Usher, Jay Z, Mike Jones, he was particularly fond of "Back Then."
He stopped listening to the music in public though when he had his back turned, and one of the big five, who were still the board of the directors walked up to him and saw him doing the heel toe. Nesbitt asked what on earth he was doin' and how did Kaiba reply?
"Rollin' down the street smokin' endo sippin' on gin n juice, Laid back--with my mind on my money and my money on my mind." Or worse still when he was being questioned by the head of a then important company, about a meeting they had later and where they would be, yada yada yada. It ended up going down like this.
"What you doin?" Mr. Lee of Chinese Sunrise Games asked him, an extremely ugly, older gentlemen.
"Nothin, chillin at the holidae innn."
"Who you with?"
"Me and my peeps won't you bring four of yo friendssss."
"What we goin' to do?"
"Feel on each other, and sip on some henn, one thing leading to another, let the party beginn."
"What!"
"Huh, that's not how it goes, Oh cxxx!"
End Flashback.
"You listen to hip hop?" Dre asked, surprised, so Yugizzle wasn't the only gangsta one?
"I just borrowed my little brother's c.d's sometimes, for me it's not the best music, I like JRock." Kaiba said, "And American Rock and Metal too."
"Oh." Dre deadpanned, Kaiba wasn't a gangsta after all. Just a wannabe, that only listened to some, and thought their was better music.
"Well I think Britney Spears, and Celine Dion, and Justin Timberlake, and Nancy Bedingfield make good music, pop is the best."
"Please, Britney Spears is a punk, now Linkin Park, Korn, Coldplay, Slipknot, Sum 41, those people make good music."
"What about Ashley Simpson then?" Bitsy snapped, trying to prove that pop artists were not punk, they could do rock too.
"Ashley Simpson is a poser." Z said.
"Linkin Park is aiight, I got the LPJZ album, and it was tight." Yugizzle said.
"Well half of that album was good, the Linkin Park half." Z retorted.
Meanwhile Joey and Tristan was having an arm wrestling competition, with some veggie wraps as the prize, according to Sarah, though both Joey and Tristan didn't want the veggie wraps and was merely trying to force the other one to eat it.
"You can do it Tristan!" Sarah cheered, holding up a veggie wrap. "Don't these look tasty, and they got imitation meeaattt." She said swinging one in front of his face.
While Tristan and Joey arm wrestled for who had to eat the wraps, Tristan ended up having to, much to his dismay, Bakura and Alabaster were in a heated game of Monster World. Alabaster was extremely surprised and pleased with Bakura skills. Jeff watched the game, completely interested, though as he had found out at the picnic not nearly skilled enough to have fun in a game of their level. Duke was looking through Bitsy's copy of People Magazine's 50 hottest celebrities issue, looking at all the pretty American women, ignoring the men, and wondering how on earth some of them got in the issue in the first place. In short everyone was having fun, at the table, which excluded Ray Ray since he had been harassing Duke, he had gotten a friendship probation, and had to sit with his old friends for the day, although he was having fun too.
Back in jail, Tea's friendship sense was tingling. She could feel everyone having friendship friendly fun together, at the same time. Focusing tight her friendship sight looked at the scene at the table, her eyes zooming straight to Yugi, who having a friendly, normal discussion with Dre, Bitsy, Kaiba and Z! Duke was happily flipping through a magazine, instead of mumbling murder intents about Ray Ray! Tristan and Joey were acting their normal selves! Sarah was annoying people about the evils of meet! Alabaster, Bakura and Jeff were playing Monster World, in a friendly way, without Jeff blabbing on about chain staff skills! Tea pinched herself, surely she must be hallucinating. And then she sensed it, Z and Kaiba laughed! They laughed! Everyone was having a good time, difference put aside, and being picture perfect friends, without her!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Tea screamed. "LET ME OUT! I MUST HAVE FRIENDSHIP, I NEED FRIENDSHIP!" Tea hissed trying to pry lose the bars, with her super friendship strength, and a key someone had dropped, she managed to get out of cell. "MUST HAVE FRIENDSHIP?"
"Friendship, is that what their calling drugs these days?" One cop asked another.
"Don't know, but whatever she means, it must be dangerous, GET HER!" The other cop shouted, chasing after Tea. They tackled her down to the ground.
"FRIENDSHIPPPPPPPP!" Tea cried, squirming under their incredible weight.
"She's hysterical, tazor her!" Another cop shouted, then they turned on their Tazors, and sent a junk load of electricity through her.
"GUYS, CUT IT OUT, THIS ISN'T WHAT FRIENDS DO...AHHHHH...ALL I WANT IS FRIENDSHIP...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...FRIEND..." Tea screamed, before the jabbed a needle in her butt, causing her to fall back asleep, and get locked in solitary confinement. Tea woke up and looked around, then shrugged her shoulders.
"At least I have you, Yugi." Tea said stroking her hand. "You'll never leave me, right?"
"She got someone in there." One cop whispered. The cop walked in and saw Tea talking to her hand, not wanting to encourage her, she wiped the hand free of the marker before Tea could make little Yugi say yes.
"Noooooooo, Yuggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Tea screamed.
"Yugi is dead." The cop said, walking off.
"Yugi's dead." Tea whispered, before crying, and rocking back and forth, chanting 'must have friendship.'