Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, or anything else I happen to mention in this chapter for that matter.
Key
-thinking-
emphasis
Bxxxx Censored word
two or more Japanese people speaking to each other in Japanese, when not already in Japanese
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Tea was rocking back and forth in solitary confinement, when the door to the cell opened up.
"Stand up, you got a visitor Gardner." The police officer grunted, Tea's eyes widened in surprise, grinning broadly she jumped up.
"I just knew my friends would come to visit, I just knew it, I just knew it!" Tea shouted bouncing up and down like her skirt was on fire. She continued in this way, as she was escorted down the hallway, getting more than a couple of inmates annoyed with her. By the time she made it to the visiting room, she had more than ticked off the cop, who had the right mind to tazor her. Opening the door, they pushed her in and un-cuffed her wrists. Tea's face fell as soon as she saw who it was that came to visit her.
"You, your the one that got me in this mess!" Tea shouted stomping towards Kaiba.
"I didn't attack myself Gardner, you did that." Kaiba said folding his arms across his chest.
"If you hadn't said what you did, I wouldn't of attacked you!" Tea shouted, about to go off the deep end.
"And if you hadn't been blatantly coming on to me, we wouldn't of had to have that little conversation in the first place."
"I wasn't coming on to you, I was just using you to get YUGI to notice me!"
"Well now it's my turn to use you, you see if you don't do exactly what I tell you too, for the amount of time I specify, then I won't drop the charges!"
"What, you can't do that, it's bribery!" Tea shouted in disbelief.
"Nonsense, Gardner, I just don't want to see you hurt, after all we have been familiar before in the past, and I've grown to come to accept Yugi and you and all you guys as my friends, at least that's what the press will believe, and that's what the courts will believe too, if I tell them too. After all I just want a little justice for my injuries and deep emotional trauma, not for real harm to come to you, but if you'd rather go to jail, then be my guest. You have one day to think it over." Kaiba said getting up and opening the door, nodding to the guard, who cast him a sympathetic look as he left
Meanwhile, Yami was looking out the window of Dre's apartment. Dre was snoring loudly on the bed next to their's, they had to share a room.
"What's wrong Yami?" Yugi asked him.
"Hmm, just worried about Tea, that's all. She's been acting rather, psychopathic lately, and the fact that Bakura hasn't said one thing in the least bit, cryptic and strange, it worries me."
"You think the spirit of the millennium ring has inhabited Tea?" Yugi blurted out. Dre shot straight up, Yugi waited for him to speak with bated breath, did he just hear him?
"But I wanna ride da pink pony mama!" Dre said then he snuggled deeper to his covers and began snoring louder.
"That was close." Yugi said breathing a sigh of relief.
"Yes, but now he sounds like a freight train." Yami said, with no hint of joking in his voice.
"Well do you?" Yugi asked.
Yami shook his head, "No, I'm worried about Tea's mental stability, she's always seemed a bit on the obsessive side, but never like this. I'm also worried about Bakura, or more specifically the spirit of the ring, I sense he's up to something, but what I don't know."
"Well whatever he's up too, I know we can beat him!" Yugi said.
"Your right Yugi, as usual, pound it." Yami said holding out his fist, Yugi pounded it then smiled.
Elsewhere Yami Bakura was pacing around the floor of his room. Grinning madly, he looked his plan up and down, it was perfect.
"Soon the millennium items will be mine!" He cackled, "Mwu hahahhahhahaha, now all I have to do is kidnap..." Before he could continue however, something fell out of the ceiling and knocked him down, hauling himself up, he looked down at the thing that was currently squirming around by his legs. He pulled the blanket off it's head, and saw Mokuba already gagged and bound, squirming around helplessly. Yami Bakura scratched his head, then shrugged his shoulders, looks like he'd be taking over Kaibacorp too.
Pause Scene
Yami Bakura: I'd still like to know where the bloody hxxx this kid came from.
Ariesdragonchan: Domino, Japan, duh.
Yami Bakura: I know that you moron, but why is he here.
Ariesdragonchan: Cause he gets kidnapped all the freaking time, so I just saved you the trouble.
Yami Bakura: Oh, thanks.
Ariesdragonchan: S'all right.
Mokuba: Hey, that's not fair. I thought you liked me. :Pouts:
Ariesdragonchan: I do, I never did see keeping track of you was going to be easy. :Cackles evilly:
Mokuba: YEAH! I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves, I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves, I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves, I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves
Ariesdragonchan and Mokuba: I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves, I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves, I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves, I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves, I get to get on Yami Bakura's nerves
Yami Bakura: Oh bloody hxxxx
Unpause Scene, Play scene oO
Alabaster stood over the snoring Joey with a baseball bat and an evil glint in his eye. Normally, he fell asleep before him, but not last night, and since he didn't, he hadn't had not one minute of sleep. Not a single one, all Joey did was snore obnoxiously loud all night, and mutter to himself about donuts, ninja, and other food items. Raising the bat over his head, he prepared to wake him the hard way, since shaking, dumping water over his head, playing the drums, jumping around, and screaming had not worked. Joey shot up straight as a shot and Alabaster stopped, scared out of his rocket ship pajama pants.
"The sum of the square root of a piece a pie, is apples." Joey said before laying back down and snuggling into his sheets. Alabaster fell to his knees, and started gasping and wheezing. Grabbing his inhaler he quickly remedied the situation, tossing the bat to the side he cursed under his breath loudly. He'd never get any sleep, and he had a dinosaurs and cellars convention to go to in two hours.
"Dang it." He whispered.
"Hey can ya keep it quiet, some of us is tryin' ta sleep!" Joey shouted, glaring at Alabaster. "Geesh, da nerve of some people, bein all loud when people are tryin' ta sleep." Joey grumbled before falling back to sleep in a matter of seconds, and snoring loudly again. Alabaster threw a pillow at him, then ran off crying down the stairs.
Bitsy chewed the bottom of her lip, and tapped her pencil on the desk. Furrowing her eyes in frustration, she sighed loudly. She heard the door open to her house, and she glanced over to her shoulder and saw Kaiba come in.
"Hi, Seti weti!" Bitsy cooed, "Come over here and we'll run some flash cards, I got plenty of time." Sighing to himself, he walked over to her and sat down.
"Let's just get this over with so I can actually do something useful." Kaiba grunted, then looked down at her homework.
"Don't you have homework yourself?" Kaiba asked getting up. "Why don't you do that first, and call me back later, much later, or never, never works good for me."
"I just can't figure it out!" She cried, plopping her head down on the table, Kaiba glanced over her shoulder, and saw she had erased the part marked name, several times. He glanced down at the work, and had to keep himself from laughing in her face, under normal circumstances he would, but seeing her little display when she had picked up that lunch table over head, he'd rather not.
"If x equals two, then two plus x equals, hm, that's a tough one." Kaiba read, before walking off, laughing to himself. She'd be there all day, he almost felt sorry for her, almost.
Meanwhile at Z's house, he was sitting on his bed, looking up at the ceiling. He didn't know why but he was thinking about Tea, wondering if she was going to get deported. He hated with her with as much passion as there were stars in the sky, but he didn't want to see her get deported, because he had deportations more than her. Sighing, he turned over his side.
"Maybe I should do something nice for her, like get her a tattoo, yeah, that's it, as soon as exchange student services bails her out of jail, I'm taking her to the tattoo parlor and getting her the biggest, most freaking awesome tattoo they have, and I won't take no for answer!" Z said sitting up. The plan was perfect, picking up his Green Day CD he put in his CD player and began rocking out to it.
Duke stuck his hands in jeans pockets as he walked down the street with Sarah and Tristan, as they went to a health food store. Tristan was forced to go, and Duke being the ladies man that he was, was escorting her to the health food store.
"I can't believe you decided to become a vegetarian, that's so awesome!" Sarah exclaimed.
"Yeah, well, I figured if anyone as good looking as you liked it, it couldn't be all bad." Duke said winking.
"Me? You find me, attractive?" Sarah said, looking at Duke and blushing
"Of course, your absolutely beautiful." Duke said pushing a strand away from her face. Sarah blushed some more.
"Of course, your absolutely beautiful, la de da da." Tristan mimicked behind Duke's back. "Loser." He huffed, Duke was making him look like jerk, escorting Sarah, and trying it her way for once, unlike him who was forced to 1000 pushups, 500 situps, and 300 crunches, on top of running 10 miles because Sarah had caught him with a piece of bacon dangling out his mouth the night that Tea had been arrested. The scariest part of the whole ordeal was, Sarah did everything with him, faster than him, and had run an extra two miles, and she had barked orders at him like a drill sargent the entire time he did his excercises. Sarah was scary, not absolutely beautiful.
Duke winked and Sarah giggled at some joke he had made, making Tristan angrier, if those two started going out, it was only going to make him look even worse, and make his life even more difficult, and he knew for a fact that Duke didn't really like her, he was just trying to play around while he was in America, and prove once and for all that he was the ultimate ladies man, not what Ray Ray was trying to say he was.
Sarah blushed and inched closer to Duke as they walked, most guys were put off by her military, super commando, extreme vegetarian, enviromentalist attitude, so it was nice that Duke saw past all that.
Duke looked down at her and saw her shivering, pulling off his jacket, he placed it over her shoulders. She blushed and pulled it closer.
"T-thanks." She said looking away. Duke smirked, -I got her exactly where I want her, hook, line, and sinker, now all I have to do is work on Bitsy, and her friends, and I'll have my brand new cheering section, right here in America, not to mention, undeniable proof, that I like women, and only women.-