Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, or anything else I happen to mention in this chapter for that matter.

Key

-thinking-

emphasis

Bxxxx Censored word

two or more Japanese people speaking to each other in Japanese, when not already in Japanese

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"I got sunnnshhiiiinnneeee..." Jeff sang, as he danced around with Bakura. They were practicing for a big recital coming up, and Bakura was having a blast. Yami Bakura wasn't however, he kept nervously glancing at the closet where Mokuba was tied up.

-If those blasted mortals find Kaiba's younger brother, then my plan is ruined. Oh if I only I could send that annoying twit to the shadow realm unfortunately everyone would notice, and the pharaoh would catch on. That is something I cannot afford at the moment.- Yami Bakura thought watching his lesser shell jumping around and singing I feel pretty, which wasn't even his number. Yami Bakura shuttered, Jeff was teaching him way too many songs, and they were also so, so, full of glee. Too much glee, the glee club had nothing to do with happiness, yet the boy was like a frickin happy drug addict.

"Whew, I'm tired, I'm going to get us some nummy water to soothe are parched throats." Jeff said. Bakura nodded. "Oh and, Bakura, F is for friends who do things together." Jeff sang.

"U is for you and me..." Bakura sang, then the two began singing the F.U.N. song for the eleventh time. Yami Bakura wanted to scream, taking over from his post, he quickly checked the closet. Only to find it empty. He saw Mokuba heading towards the stairs where Jeff was. Yami Bakura dived towards him, but Mokuba turned towards a closet and he missed. Yami Bakura fell down two flights of stairs, and landed on his bottom on the other end. Groaning he sat up, only to see Mokuba's eyes widen, and run towards a different set of stairs.

"Get back here!" He yelled

"I'm coming, I coming, don't get you undies in a bunch, you grumpy gus, geesh. This reminds of me of a song, by golly..." Jeff shouted.

Yami Bakura rolled his eyes, and gave chase after Mokuba, he quickly caught up to the boy, he froze in his tracks. Yami Bakura inched towards him, and Mokuba made like he was going to run. Yami Bakura pounced and Mokuba dodged and laughed as Yami Bakura crashed into the wall.

"What the heck was that?" Jeff shouted.

"Nothing..." Yami Bakura shouted, tackling Mokuba. Mokuba began crying and Yami Bakura put a hand over his mouth to shut him up, he was about to send him to the shadow realm when he heard footsteps.

"Sxxx." Yami Bakura said, sticking Mokuba in a nearby laundry basket, and covering him up with blankets.

"Did I hear crying?" Jeff asked.

"Of course not, I was just umm, practicing my range of emotions for the musical." Yami Bakura said, hiding the laundry basket behind his back.

"If you say so, say what kind of water do you want, flavored or no?"

"Flavored, ermm, lemon."

"K, be right back." Jeff said leaving. Yami Bakura heaved a sigh of relief, and turned around, only to find Mokuba gone. "Bloody Hxxx." Yami Bakura swore, he started opening doors to look for Mokuba. "Come out, come out wherever you are." Yami Bakura sang, looking for the younger boy. Mokuba pressed under the bed, and let out a whimper. He didn't know why Bakura had attacked him, he just knew was in danger.

"Uncle Baku has a surprise for you." Yami Bakura said pausing near a closet. Mokuba smirked, this was his chance.

"More like Uncle Baka." Mokuba shouted, pushing Yami Bakura into the closet and locking the door. (a/n: Baka means stupid)

"You let me out this instant you little brat." Yami Bakura shouted pounding the door. He started breaking the door down, and shouting. Mokuba screamed as Jeff came into the room.

Meanwhile, back in his bedroom, Kaiba fell off the bed. "My Mokie sense is tingling." Kaiba said jumping up and running to the phone. "What am I saying? He's surrounded by hundreds of competent bodyguards..." Kaiba reasoned.

Back in Japan. "Hey where's the brat?" Walter asked, trying on Kaiba's bathrobe.

"Don't know, haven't seen him all day, probably at a friends house, hey how do I look." asked Jeeves, modeling for Walter. He was wearing Kaiba's white business suit, and stretching it out badly.

"Sweet, hey do you think my wife would like this?" Charles said holding up a crystal deck box.

"Yeah, stick this snowflake necklace he got for his ex inside it, and call it a day." Walter said tossing Charles, an extremely expensive necklace Kaiba had got for his ex-girlfriend.

"Hey, do you think something could of happened to the kid?" Jeeves said slipping into a pair of silk boxers. "Dude, these feel so good."

"Nah, I'm sure the little kid is fine, hey toss me a pair."

As if sensing something was wrong, Kaiba decided to call anyway.

"Hello, OH, MASTER KAIBA HOW ARE YOU DOING, ISN'T IT LIKE 4:00am where you are." Walter said.

"Why are you shouting? Whatever, let me talk to Mokuba."

"Dude, feel these sheets, their even softer than his boxers, their like a dream." Charles said

"What the heck is he talking about. Which servant is this, identify yourself."

"Umm, Mokuba is...at a friends house." Walter said covering Charles's mouth.

"Look, if you're up to something I will find out, and I better here a detailed report from Mokuba about this so called friends house, or else whoever authorized that is fired. Do I make myself clear."

"Perfectly."

"Oh, and don't try on my underwear, it's disgusting." Kaiba said, a clear I shouldn't have to tell you this, you disgusting freak.

"Umm, yes, sir." Walter said.

Meanwhile Tea sat in prison, contemplating Kaiba's offer. On the one hand, she'd be able to see her friends on the hand, Kaiba was a cruel, unusual, sadistic, Son of a dog's mamma.

"Yugi, wouldn't want to be friends with a jail bird." Tea said sadly. "Guess, I have to do it, I'm gonna call Kaiba as soon as they let me. A few hours later Tea was being bailed out and trailing Kaiba.

"So what do you want me to do, iron your clothes, shine you shoes, anything normal?" She asked sarcastically.

"Nope, you don't have to iron my clothes, or shine my shoes, for right now, all you have to do is follow me." Kaiba said, standing by his car. He gave her look, and she rolled her eyes, and opened the door for him to get in the driver's seat. He shook his head. "You get to drive, but you better not scratch it up, now go open the passenger seat for me."

Tea's eyes widened in excitement, as she flung him into the passenger seat, then started up his Ferrari. "Why are you being so nice."

"Oh, trust me I'm not, because you see I feel like taking a ride in my ferrari, however, you can get into a lot of trouble with foreign exchange services, if they catch you driving. So...I decided to let you drive. Now I happen to want to go to Dre's house, have a little visit, with Yugi." Kaiba said smirking. Tea's eyes widened. "You know see if I can get him angry enough to duel me...through you, now drive." Kaiba said leaning back and closing his eyes.

Tea started panicking. She looked at him and saw he was asleep. -I can't let him do that, that would mess up the friendship bonds me and Yugi have forged for years...He would never forgive I didn't trust him to bail me out, but the bail was so high, and Kaiba has so much money anyway...I don't want Yugi to be mad at me. Yugi won't be mad at me.- Tea thought pulling over at a gas station. Kaiba peeked open his eyes and saw a gas station, then closed them again. Tea breathed a sigh of relief then went inside and bought some duct tape, some nylons, pulling out a bottle of chloroform from the back of the car, she put some on a towel, and then covered Kaiba's nose and mouth. His eyes widened and he tried to struggle for a second, but to no avail, Tea had duct taped him to his chair. Pulling off the Duct tape from his shoulders, she drove to a deserted shack near Z's house and tied Kaiba up to a chair with some rope, duct tape, and nylons, triple enforcing his bonds. She gagged him with the duct tape, and sunk to the floor.

"I can't believe I just kidnapped Seto Kaiba."