Whose Line: HP

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A/N: This is my first story so please be nice! Otherwise I hope you enjoy!

Summary: Just as if the characters from Harry Potter were playing "Whose Line"

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters mentioned or the tv show. If I did I wouldn't be wasting my time writing here now would I?

The camera zooms in on Neville who's sitting at the host desk. As he introduces each contestant the camera zooms in on their chair.

Neville: Hello and welcome to another great episode of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Tonight's contestants: Found with a leprechaun – Seamus Finnegan! Camera zooms into Seamus' chair but he jumps out from behind it. That redheaded goodness – Ronald Weasley! Say it loud, she's smart and she's proud – Hermione Granger! And dancing in the moonlight – Harry Potter! And I'm your host Neville Longbottom! Okay, the first game tonight is "Party Quirks" and it's for all of you. Ron you'll be hosting, guys...

Hermione coughs

Neville: And girl, come get your personality cards.

Seamus is 50 Cent, Harry is a kleptomaniac belly dancer, and Hermione has a fascination with anything shiny.

Neville: Okay Ron, feel free to start.

Ron is setting out chips, and checking the radio, etc.

Ron: Oh, why did i have to have a party? I doubt anybody cool is gonna come. I just hope that Hermione comes. It's so blatantly obvious how much in love I am with her.

ding dong

Ron: OMG! They're here!

Ron runs and opens door, Seamus is there. He enters doing the "gangster" walk.

Seamus: Yo. What be slammin' shorty? It's my berfday! Fo shizz. Hope I don't get shot again, that'd be numbah ten, yo.

Ron: Um... Okay then.

Seamus: Yo bro! Where my peeps at? Get me some grub up in here.

ding dong Ron goes and opens the door, a little more hesitantly this time. It's Harry and he "dances" his way in.

Ron is staring at Harry belly dancing and says nothing. Harry "slyly" takes a 'cd' and trys to steal Seamus' 'jewelery'. Ron shakes his head.

ding dong This time it's Hermione who's looking intently at her belt buckle.

Ron: Can I help you Hermione?

Hermione springs to attention and starts to say something but is pulled away and pretends to look at Seamus' 'jewelery'.

Ron: Wow. Never thought I'd have a belly dancer at my house. And that's something I never want to see Harry doing again.

Neville: Yes, but what's special about the belly dancer?

Harry starts to pick up a chair and move it then goes and steals the cards from Neville

Ron: He's um... a klepto?

ding ding Harry goes and sits down

Ron: Um... Hermione... She's attracted to...

Hermione goes out into the audience and stares intently at somebody's necklace or ring, stroking it.

Ron: Shiny things?

ding ding Hermione apologizes to the audience member and then scurries back to her seat.

Seamus: Yo dawg! Can't be that hizzard to figure out who I izzam? Fo shizzo. Let's party in da club! I'm a P-I-M-P yo!

Ron: Oh, it's that annoying Muggle rapper... um... Five Cent? No... Fifty Cent?

ding ding Seamus and Ron return to their seats

Neville: Good job everybody. One thousand points to Harry for belly dancing and five points to each of the rest of you because it's the Holiday season.

Harry blushes and the others cheer.

Neville: Okay, it's time for a short break but when we get back: Scenes From A Hat!

Okay so what do you think? Please give me tips, suggestions, etc so I know what to do.