Whose Line: HP

#1.2

A/N: I know I said that it'd be a "short break" but things got busy and I got grounded from the computer and all that sort of stuff so finally here is part dos. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Again, I don't own these characters or the teevee show. If I did I'd have a better computer than this one which keeps shutting down on me...

The camera zooms in on Neville who's sitting at the host desk he's talking to Seamus who's sitting on the desk.

Neville: Hello and welcome to another back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" The show where the points don't matter because I'm just going to pick my favorite person to win!

audience laughs

Harry and Ron: Hey, not fair!

Neville: Guys, it's called a joke. It's for ratings and whatnot. Now Seamus get off of my desk and lets get on with Scenes From A Hat! Okay, before the show we had the audience members write down different topics they wanted to hear our improvists (new word do you like it?) act out. And we kept the good ones. And a couple bad ones just for good measure. Lets go.

Ron and Harry are on the left side while Hermione and Seamus are on the right.

Neville: "Unknown Things About Argus Filch"

Ron walks out smiling

Ron: Argus Filch: Number One Teletubby fan. It's true. I have proof.

Ron holds out a polaroid of Harry looking into a mirror flexing his muscles. Harry smiles nervously. The audience laughs and fangirls squee.

Ron: Oops, wrong one.

Ron holds out a polaroid of Filch holding onto five Teletubby dolls and Mrs. Norris.

Ding

Harry: Argus Filch likes to bathe in the prefect's bath, but you'd never know it.

Ding

Seamus: Argus Filch does have a sister named Magenta.

A/N: unless you know anything about Rocky Horror you won't get that

Ding

Neville: "World's Worst Book"

Seamus: How To Be Graceful by Neville Longbottom

Neville: Oooh, low blow…

Ding

Hermione: 1,000 Different Ways To Make Fun Of A Smart Muggle-Born Girl Who Once Turned Herself Into A Cat by Any Horridly Rude Person

Neville: I sense some bitterness there…

Hermione: Ya think?

Hermione stomps back to her side of the stage

Ding Ding Ding

Neville: Moving on… One hundred sympathy points to Hermione because of the whole cat thing and 1,000 points to Seamus because of the Rocky Horror reference. And for right now we go to a commercial break. Come back next time to see the games Dr. Know-It-All and meet a surprise guest! See you next time!

A/N: Okay, not the best ever, and sorta short too but I'm short on ideas. Review and give me ideas for Dr. Know-It-All (it's like Three Headed Opera Singer but somebody in the audience asks a question and the "doctor" answers) and maybe who the special guest should be. I have somebody in mind but leave reviews nonetheless.