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Chapter 3
Harry sold 1,234 boxes people scout cookies. He was the hero in his People Scout troop. Everyone was very proud of him. Dumbledore hadn't been away from the TV in 50 days! He was living off soda and popcorn, and went from 150 pounds, to 12223424238349208 pounds. One day someone called him. It was his old ghost friend Ced. He was a very hot tamale. Harry wanted to go shopping with Ced. They went to Wizard Brook mall. Harry bought some new clothes. He needed some new corduroys, and jeans. Dudley's were too big. So he ended up buying all that and new glasses. He went from circles to squares. Then they decided to go to the food court. Harry was going in when a man 5 feet tall and had tattoos printed all up hi arm grabbed Harry. "Harvey!" he said lifting Harry off the floor and shaking him. "Harvey! I haven't seen you since you were a baby!" Harry was shocked. "Wanna buy people scout cookies?" The dude laughed. Ced growled. "Oh don't worry about him." Harry told the guy. "He's a ghost." The other guy looked shocked. He stuck out his hand and said, "Joey Potter. Wanna get a mad and cheese?" Harry screamed. "WHO ARE YOU!" Joey was shocked. "Why Harvey my boy. I thought it was obvious! I am your brother!" He dragged them to a booth. Well he dragged harry, his hand went thorough Ced, but he followed them. The y sat, and Harry told Joey. "You might be mixed up. It is Harry." Joey kept insisting it was Harvey. Harry threw a barrel of cranberries at him. He said, "On your birth certificate it says Harvey Potter." Harry was confuzzled. "But on the letter it said Harry Potter." Joey said, "Isn't that Dumblemat-" Harry was shocked, "Dumbledore!" he said. Joey started over. "Isn't that Dumbledore an old man. When I worked at For Wizard's Eyes, I did an appointment on him. He needed glasses but never picked them up. He was waiting for the appointment and he was holding a birth certificate no doubt yours a centimeter away from his eyes. Then he wrote something. he probably miswrote Harvey, to be Harry. But it is Harvey." And sure enough when Harry looked at his birth certificate, and sure enough it said Harvey Potter.