"SORA! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!" an angry voice echoed through the shop.
"What? What's going on?" Sora called trying to find the source of the voice.
"THERE'S A GIANT GUMBALL MONSTER ON TOP OF ME!" the voice screamed back
"WHAT?"
"YOU HEARD ME!"
Ok… let me go to the begging of this so you can actually understand what the hell is going on here. It all started last night…
"Ummm… Sora, I better be going now!" A blushing Yuffie said while scooting towards the open window.
"No, No don't go girl! You and my son must be the boyfriend and girlfriend!" Sora's mother chirped while clapping her hands together.
"No really, my mom's calling…" Yuffie replied while quickly climbing out the window and jumping back into her room. Yuffie waved and then shouted to Sora, "See you at work Sora!"
"See you…" Sora trailed off.
"Oh my! What a delightful child! I must find out more about her!" Sora's mother chimed in as she watched Yuffie slam her window shut.
NEXT DAY
"Squallie! I'm here! Anybody home?" Yuffie called into the empty shop as she stepped in.
"IT'S LEON!" an angry voice yelled from the back room.
"I found you!" Yuffie exclaimed as she tapped her cranky boss on the shoulder, surprising him.
"What the— how'd you…" Leon trailed off.
" Sneak up on you? Well… I'M YUFFIE KISARAGI THE WORLDS GREATEST FEMALE NINJA!" Yuffie shouted proudly while triumphant music played and a flash of gold light surrounded her.
Leon just sat there with a completely bewildered look on his face.
"Leon, Yuffie! You here?" Sora's boyish voice called through the silence and Yuffie skipped out of the room to meet him, leaving the stunned Leon to stare.
Where the hell did that light and music come from? The confused grouch thought.
AN HOUR LATER
The shop was busy as usual, and Yuffie worked the cash register as fast as her hands would go. After a few minutes of the shop being open, the roar of children suddenly died, and was replaced by the roar of a… monster? It came slowly towards Yuffie, it was a big blob of … GUMBALLS?
"How can I…help… you…?" Yuffie trailed of in fright as the blob came nearer, and nearer. Then, the blob was on top of her, Yuffie pounded on it, screamed, even tried biting it, nothing worked.
"SORA! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!" Yuffie finally screeched while trying to get the gumball monster that was sitting on her off.
"What? What's going on?" Sora called trying to find Yuffie.
"THERE'S A GIANT GUMBALL MONSTER ON TOP OF ME!" Yuffie screamed back.
"WHAT?"
"YOU HEARD ME!"
"OMIGOD! I'm—I'm coming Yuffie!" Sora called while running to the main room as fast as he could.
Sora starred in amazement at the multicolored monster on top of the miniskirt wearing ninja.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HEEEELLLLPPPPP MMMMEEE!" the ninja shouted dragging out the last letters of the last two words.
"Uhhh… WHAT THE HELL CAN I DO?" Sora shouted flailing his arms around.
"THROW ME MY SHRUIKENS!" Yuffie screeched loudly... very loudly.
"Uhhh… "
"LOOK IN MY BACK PACK! THEY'RE THE SHARP STAR-THINGIES THAT ARE POINTY! THAT SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?" Yuffie yelled furiously at Sora's stupidity as she squirmed the blob crushing her.
"Oh… those shruikens" Sora mumbled as he took out the weapons and threw them to Yuffie.
"FINALLY!" Yuffie shouted as she grabbed the shruikens and threw them at the blob that was currently eating a bowl of instant ramen.
"MRWHA?" the blob yelped in pain as it jumped up and dropped its bowl of ramen, and then began to cry.
"WHAT THE HELL IS IT CRYING ABOUT?" Yuffie screeched as she starred in bewilderment at the sobbing blob of gumballs.
"I think it's crying because it dropped its ramen…" Sora guessed while also starring at the multicolored monster.
The monster wept on, and it eventually cried so much that it dissolved its self.
"Okay… that was just plain freaky," Yuffie sighed as she walked over to Sora.
"I agree… hey, there's Riku and Kairi!"
"Who?"
"They're my best friends!" Sora shouted with glee as he ran to great the teens approaching the shop.
"Oh… okay," Yuffie sighed as she began to brush her self off and clean up the mess left behind from the gumball blob.
"Yu-ffie!" Sora called out in a singsong voice.
"Yes?" the ninja replied in a voice that mimicked Sora's.
"Come meet my friends!"
"Coming!" The ninja replied in a less annoyed voice as she walked out the door to meet Sora's friends.
"Yuffie, this is Riku and Kairi, Riku, Kairi, this is Yuffie!"
"Hi," Yuffie sighed while giving a little wave.
"Hi! Nice to meet you!" the girl, Kairi, exclaimed in a cheery voice.
"Hi…" the other one, Riku, mumbled.
"Riku works here too, he just took a couple days off, but he's coming in tomorrow, right Riku?" Sora explained while nudging Riku in the ribs.
"Yeah, yeah, sure… whatever." Riku sighed while pushing Sora away slightly.
"Well, I better finish cleaning up the mess in there, nice to meet ya'" Yuffie sighed as she trudged back in the shop and began to mop up the mess that the blob had created.
"I better go help her… see you guys later!" Sora exclaimed while walking towards the door of the candy shop.
"Wait! Sora, Riku and I were wondering, did you want to hang out this weekend? You could bring Yuffie!" Kairi shyly asked the boy with gravity-defying hair.
"Uhhh… sure! Call me tonight about it!" Sora exclaimed while running inside.
Riku and Kairi turned the corner, and then Riku asked the redhead a question;
"You got your date with Sora, you happy now?"
The redhead blushed, then nodded as she giggled with joy.
"You bet!" the girl exclaimed to the silver haired boy who just shook his head and kept on walking.
Sorry this chapter was short… but I'm tired…so tough! The whole point of this chapter was to introduce Riku and Kairi if you couldn't tell. Oh yeah, Aerith was working, I just didn't make her talk. Ok, some questions for you guys, 1. I need a name for the shop…if you can think of anything, please do tell! 2. Should this be a Yuffie/Sora, or a Yuffie/Riku? And…3. Who should be with Kairi? Okay, I want your opinions on these, so don't be afraid to answer! . review and you get a… ummm…plushie of me! Or a candy bar… which ever you prefer… cya!
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