Full Summary
Parody of the movie "Ocean's Eleven" and "The Italian Job"! But only with my own little twist added! Inuyasha Taisho is out of prison for stealing people's property now and he has an idea for a new robbery; he plans on robbing a Las Vegas casino owned by Naraku Onigumo! Inuyasha assembles his friends and partners in crime for one of the biggest burglary in Las Vegas history. The hanyou then finds out that his ex-girlfriend is Naraku's new fiancée! But he's lost eyes for her...instead he turns his attention to Kikyo's cousin Kagome! A/N: Not the greatest damn summary in the world but please read it! And don't forget to review!
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Chapter 1
The Plan
A/N: Italics are Inuyasha speaking. Bold and Italics are Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha Taisho stepped out into the bright light of day outside of prison. He was finally free. He was a hanyou and had long silver hair and golden eyes. Inuyasha was finally free from prison for several accounts of stealing. He was a thief. And he loved living up to his name.
He walked over to the cab that was waiting for him. The hanyou got inside and gave the driver the address of a restaurant.
After an hour of driving, the car stopped. Inuyasha got out and went inside. Inside, he spotted a man sitting in a booth with long silver hair and gold eyes like him. Inuyasha went up to him and sat in the booth across from him. "Hello Sesshomaru." He greeted. The man looked up at him.
"Hello brother. Did you get out of prison or did you break out?" Sesshomaru asked with sarcasm.
"What a wonderful way to welcome your brother who's back from covering your asses from our last scam." Inuyasha commented. He looked around and then back at his brother. "Where are Kagura and Rin? Did you divorce her?"
"Why they hell would I want to divorce Kagura? She's the love of my life. She and Rin are going to meet me here."
"So you want to know why I'm doing here?" Inuyasha asked. Sesshomaru nodded. "I'll tell you. I have another plan in my head." He replied.
"Oh hell no Inuyasha! Enough of robbing people of their money!" Inuyasha's brother protested.
"The target is the most expensive and successful casino in Las Vegas." He said quickly.
The tone changed in Sesshomaru's voice. "Are you suicidal or what? You'll never be able to get past every piece of security in that casino."
"Not if we bring the old crew together."
"I'll do it Inuyasha but I know that Kagura won't do it and she won't let Rin get involved."
"Won't do what?" asked a sophisticated woman's voice. Both brothers looked up to see a woman with black hair and gleaming ruby eyes. With her was with a little girl with black hair and brown eyes.
"Hello Kagura." Inuyasha greeted. "Hello Rin."
"Uncle Inuyasha!" the little girl screamed. She flew into the hanyou's arms and hugged him.
"Won't do what?" Kagura asked again.
"He has an idea too-"
"—Rob another bank? Or some rich old fart's money?" Kagura finished. "Forget it Inuyasha. We've moved on. We no longer rob people o their belongings." Rin sat next to her uncle and Kagura slid next to her husband.
"It's not a bank this time." Inuyasha muttered.
Kagura gave Inuyasha a cold stare. "Then what do you want to steal?" she demanded.
"Naraku Onigumo's casinos." The hanyou coughed.
Kagura stood up abruptly. "Are you insane! You'll be putting everyone's life in danger if we pull that job off!" she screamed. Rin said nothing.
Everyone in the restaurant stared at the woman. She sweat dropped. She turned to her husband and asked, "Did you already agree to help pull it off?" Her husband started stuttering an answer. "You already agreed! For what reason!"
"Well, he is my brother and I think we should put more money into Rin's college account." Sesshomaru answered. Inuyasha quietly watched the argument as Rin began playing with his ears.
"Don't you think that 10 million dollars is enough?" she hissed in a low voice.
"Alright, we're drawing a scene. Kagura, are you in or out?" Inuyasha cut in.
"Out! I am no longer a thief." The vicious woman responded.
"Mommy? Can I help Uncle Inuyasha with whatever he's doing?" Rin asked innocently.
"No." she replied firmly. "Now, let's go home."
"Do you want to know what's in it for you?" Inuyasha asked.
"No."
Kagura was prepared to leave when Inuyasha said, "We steal 900 million dollars from Naraku Onigumo. That means 900 million split eight ways. That means you, Sesshomaru, and Rin get 11250000 split 8 ways. What do you say?"
Kagura thought for a moment. "Kagura…let's just do it? Our last job." Sesshomaru pleaded his wife.
She glared at her husband's brother. "Fine. I'm in.," she finally agreed.
"Mommy! I want to help!" Rin begged.
Kagura bent down to her daughter's eye level. "No honey…this is only for the adults to do. You're too young to be dealing with this." She said calmly.
"Kagura…" Sesshomaru began. "I think Rin could be of some use to us."
She looked over at him. "How?"
"Well, for one, Rin and Kohaku could make a good team as a distraction." Inuyasha pointed out. "Also, while Rin is distracting the guards, Kohaku could pickpocket the guard for an entry pass."
The woman stayed silent for a moment. "Rin, you can help." Kagura answered.
"Yay!" The little girl hugged her mother. "Thank you! I promise I won't disappoint you! I'll be a good girl!"
"Well, you want to bring the old group together now?" Inuyasha asked.
Ok. First we need our electronics computer hacker. Of course, by that, I mean Kanna. Kagura says that she's been busy trying to hack into police records.
What for?
To find her lost brother, Hakudoushi. I'll go and convince her to join.
"You want me to pull me in for another job?" Kanna asked quietly. She was a timid 17 year-old girl dressed completely in white. She had shoulder length white hai and emotionless black eyes. "And besides, I'm busy…"
"Your sister tells me that you're searching for Hakudoushi." Sesshomaru mentioned.
"What of it?"
"You do this for us and the money you get in exchange can help finance your search." Sesshomaru proposed.
Kanna stared at the floor. "Such a lame excuse to get me to do this, but I'll take the job anyway." The girl replied silently. Sesshomaru handed his wife's younger sister a plane ticket. "I'm in."
Next up, bombs and explosives.You're not talking about Shippo are you? Inuyasha, the boy is still a kid!
You call being fourteen a kid?
Shippo, a fourteen year-old fox demon hooked up a detonation cord to a remote control. He had light red hair and big green eyes. "Alright. Everyone, plug your ears." He commanded. His best friend Sota was trying to control his laughter as Shippo's friends plugged their ears. "We're going to blow the principal's room and make him pay for giving us those detentions…" Shippo grinned.
"Mr. Shippo Fox. What are you doing?" an adult asked. The boy looked up to see his school's principal standing just down the hall.
"Oh shit!" Sota yelled. "Run away everyone!"
Shippo was about to run after his friends when he accidentally yanked the remote and the detonation cord. He unintentionally pressed down on the big red button. A loud explosion erupted from inside the office. Shippo dropped the remote and ran out of the school, not wanting to look back.
"Dammit!"
Just as the teenager rounded the corner of the building, he slammed right into Inuyasha.
"Whoa! Watch out Shippo!" Inuyasha warned.
"Hey Inuyasha. Bye Inuyasha." The fox demon said quickly. He started to run past the hanyou but Inuyasha grabbed his collar.
"Now hold on a minute. I saw the entire explosive thing. Very impressive." Inuyasha praised.
"That's nice. Now let me go!"
"Not so fast. I'll help you get out of this mess as long as you do something for me." The older man explained. The younger one thought for a second.
"What kind of "something"?"
"You help me pull off a job on a Las Vegas casino." Inuyasha reached into his coat pocket and showed a crisp plane ticket to Las Vegas.
The eager 14 year old snatched the ticket away and yelled, "Deal!"
Who do we need next? Electronics and one of our drivers right?
Yeah. And you know who they are.
Miroku and Sango.
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru sat on the couch of Miroku and Sango Houshi's living room. They were watching TV while waiting for their friends to get home. "Do you think that it was wrong to pick the lock and come inside?" Sesshomaru asked his brother. "We could have just waited out on the porch."
"Nah. I'm sure they won't mind. After all, Miroku and I are best friends." Inuyasha replied.
They waited several more minutes before they heard Sango's Solara pulled up in the driveway. As they came up to the house Sango and Miroku was having a conversation. "Miroku, did you forget to turn off the light to the living room?" she asked.
"No. I swear I remember turning it off." Miroku answered.
"Well, either you left them on or a ghost did it." Sango commented harshly. The front door opened and the married couple came inside. They stopped dead at the sight of the Taisho brothers on the couch. Sango had long brown hair with matching eyes. Miroku had black hair tied in a small ponytail and blue eyes.
"Well, well, well. How are the Houshi's?" Inuyasha asked with a smirk.
"How did you get in?" Sango asked.
"We picked the lock." Sesshomaru answered.
"Then why are you here?"
"We're pulling off another job and we need your help." Inuyasha explained.
Miroku and Sango sat down across their friends. "What's the target?" Miroku asked.
"Naraku Onigumo's casino." The older Taisho answered.
"The Sengoku Spider?" the couple cried out. The brothers nodded. They slid two tickets with the couple's names on it across the table.
"Are you in or out?" Inuyasha asked.
"Definitely in." Miroku said quickly.
"I'm guessing you want Kohaku in as well." Sango muttered.
Sesshomaru nodded. "Exactly."
The woman shrugged. "Fine. I'll tell him the deal later." Kohaku was Sango's younger brother. He had brown hair like Sango's and soft brown eyes. He also had little freckles across his face.
We also need another driver and another look out.
Of course, by that you mean Koga and Ayame right?
You read my mind…
"So you wanna pull off another job right?" Koga asked. He had long brown hair tied up in a ponytail and blue eyes. He and Inuyasha were playing basketball at the local park. "Naraku Onigumo's successful Sengoku Spider?" He passed the ball between his hands.
"That's right. You wanna work with the old crowd again or what?" Inuyasha answered. "I have the plane ticket right now in my wallet. I have one for you and Ayame. What do you say?" Ayame was Koga's fiancée. She had red hair and green eyes. She also had some freckles across the bridge of her nose. Both Koga and Ayame were Wolf demons. Inuyasha lunged for the basketball but Koga dodged it and jumped up for a shot. It hit he rim of the basket and bounced off.
"Are you suicidal? This is The Sengoku Spider casino for crying out loud! That place has the highest rank of security!" Koga yelled. He tried shooting again but Inuyasha jumped up and hit it away.
"So is that a definite no?" the hanyou asked.
Koga grinned. "Oh no. It is a definite yes." He said laughing. "So what about Ayame? Can you get her in?"
The Wolf demon shrugged. "Depends. She's too busy planning for our wedding."
"You could get her to join by saying that she could use the money from this job to pay for the wedding…" Inuyasha hinted.
"Alright, alright! I get the idea! We're both in." Koga answered.
"Good. See you in Vegas."