Chapter 10 – WAR.

"Trish come on you gotta shower before we go." Amy said.

"Go where…where can we possible be going now?" Chris yelled from under the duvet.

"Get up!" Amy yelled.

Chris sighed and turned to look at the clock, which read six thirty. Chris laughed to himself and shut his eyes again.

"Trish." Amy said annoyed her friend wasn't listening.

"I'm not going." Chris said yawning.

"Yes you are now get the hell up!" Amy yelled.

Finally after hearing enough Chris looked over at the redhead who didn't seem to be in a very good mood. Sitting up in his bed hair a mess and make up still on from yesterday Chris yawned.

"So where are we going?"

"Regis and Kelly." Amy said. "Remember we were told months ago? But as usual lately you have no idea what I'm talking about." Amy moaned.

"Do I have to go?"

"Yes me you and Stacy are going." Amy explained.

"Fine I'm getting up now happy?" Chris moved Trish's legs out of the bed covers.

"I'm going for breakfast and when I come back I want you showered and ready…by the way tidy your stuff too." Amy said before walking out the room.

Chris yawned and stretched then seeing Amy had gone lay back down and pulled the covers over him.

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"I can't believe you didn't shower and you still have yesterdays make up on." Amy said from the front seat of the taxi.

"Well I won't need make up today then will I?" Chris shrugged.

"I really don't know what's up with you, I mean yesterday was bad enough and now this." Amy yelled.

"Amy please I have a headache just leave yelling at her until later." Stacy spoke up.

Amy crossed her arms and sat back not looking at her friend.

Half an hour later they pulled up outside the TV studio and climbed out. Amy got out first and didn't even wait for the other two. Stacy shrugged and walked in with whom she thought was Trish. A few minutes later they were sat in hair and make up Stacy and Amy gladly agreeing but Trish wasn't as compliable.

"But we need to do your make up."

"Look I already have some leave me alone." Chris yelled putting his hands up to stop the make up artist.

"What about your hair then?" the waoman asked.

"What's wrong with my hair?" Chris shrugged.

"You seriously want to go out there with no make up and hair like you just woke up?"

"Yep got it in one. Now where canI go get something to eatI am starving?" Chris said rubbing Trish's stomache.

"Trish you just ate five minutes ago." Stacy said.

"So." Chris stood up and left the room.

Stacy smiled and shrugged where as Amy just looked furious.

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"Okay please welcome our guests WWE Diva's Lita, Stacy Kiebler and woman's champion Trish Stratus."

The three girls came walking out all smiles and walked over to the host Stacy and Amy kissed him on each cheek and sat down. Chris however high fived them and sat withhis feet up on the desk then put his hands behind his head and yawned. Everyone noticed this and were a little surprised but nobody said anything and they carried on.

"Thanks for coming ladies I know your busy with Wrestle Mania and everything."

"Well thanks for having us Jay." Chris said casually.

"Who's Jay I'm Regis."

Trish laughed and looked round. "This isn't the tonight show with Jay Leno?"

Nobody seemed to make a sound at this comment not even Regis who seemed a little surprised and just chuckled.

"Guess I'm still drunk." Chris said yawning again.

The show continued with Chris making even more of a fool of Trish and insulting anyone he could think of. Finally after what felt like an eternity to Stacy and Amy the interview finished and they left.

"Well that was different." Stacy laughed.

"I don't know what's wrong with you at all. You just made a total fool of yourself and us. Yet you don't seem bothered." Amy yelled.

"Amy calm down you are way to stressed. Now I know why you and Matt argue all the time. I don't blame the poor guy." Chris said yawning.

"What did you say?" Amy asked.

"Oh nothing."

"I'm leaving I'll see you two later." Amy walked away.

"Amy we're supposed to be going to the salon now." Stacy yelled out.

Amy continued to walk and didn't say a word to Stacy who sighed and looked round at Trish. Chris smiled at the thought of going to the salon as it meant he would be getting pampered. The one thing in Trish's life he had been looking forward to.

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"Look at her she's such an idiot." Randy laughed.

Trish was silent watching the television she hadn't said a single word since the show had started.

"You okay man you look deadly white?" Randy asked.

Trish looked over at Randy who was waiting for an answer. Trish thought about dismissing her actions but then remembered her conversation last night with Chris. Thinking of something she could do to Chris when is suddenly dawned on her. Trish smiled as thiswas war and she was going to win no matter what.

"Randy have I ever told you how blue your eyes are?" Trish asked.

"Erm no I don't think so." Randy said a little confused.

"Have you ever modelled?" Trish asked.

"Well no not really…why are you asking me these questions?"

"Oh just curious." Trish smiled.

"Oh okay then." Randy just half smiled and turned to look at the TV.

Trish stood up and opened her suitcase and pulled out a tube of moisturiser and began to put it all over. Randy looked over and seemed a little confused.

"Are you moisturising?"

"Yeah my skin is like so totally dry." Trish rolled her eyes.

"Right…" Randy paused to think. "So you coming out later?"

"Where?" Trish asked.

"You know out on the town with all the chicks." Randy seemed excited about this.

"No I can't I'm bored of going out all the time I think I'll stay in and watch Extreme Make Over Home Edition." Trish nodded.

Randy stood up and looked even more confused at his friend who was now turning down a night out. Randy went to say something to Chris when the hotel phone rang. Randy walked over and picked it up. After a few second he handed it to Chris.

"Hello." Chris said causitiuosly.

"Chris it's Rich." Said an unfamiliar voice.

"Do I know you?" Trish said.

"Well I hope so we are in a band together." The man laughed.

"A band?" Trish was silent then suddenly remembered Chris talking about some band he was in a few months ago. "Oh yeah hi Rich, how's it going?"

"Cool, I was just calling to let you know me and the guy's will be in New York tomorrow so we can rehearse."

"Rehearse for what?" Trish asked.

"The gig we have on Friday what else?"

"We have a gig Friday!" Trish yelled.

"Yeah you haven't forgotten have you, because you were the one who arranged it and said you'd be fine to do it."

"I did? Well I've been a little sick lately so I can't." Trish said flatly.

"Chris your joking right this is at Madison Square Garden!" Rich yelled.

"No I have a bad throat plus I can't sing anyway so I'm sorry but what else can I do." Trish shrugged even though she was on the phone.

"Look I'm coming to see you tomorrow and we're gonna talk about it okay."

"Do what you like Rick, I'm not doing it bye." Trish hung up.

Randy sat on the bed his eyes were wide open in horror at what he'd just witnessed. As long as Randy had know Chris music was his passion and he'd never turned down a chance to perform.

Trish smiled to herself then lay on the bed this really was war and she had just gone into battle.

A/N: I thought that one was funny. What else could they possible do to each other? Next chapter will be up soon as i've already written it.

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