A/N: I wish I owned Bowling for Soup. I'd be making a helluva lot more money that way. This takes place during the second book, after the board of Directors sends away Dumbledore.
Dumbledore made a
mistake.
It's not that easy to take.
Fudge came to Hagrid's
hut,
Then Lucius Malfoy showed up,
Guess I'll sit here and
wait,
For him to come back home (I'd wish you come back home)
It shouldn't take very long (so long so long)
I bet he
misses the sunrise,
And students who're Petrified,
But I could be wrong.
So when you're done doing whatever,
And when
you're through cursing whoever,
You know Hogwarts school will
be right here waiting for you...
Come back to Hogwarts
Its
just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your
exit
And ignored your poor student's fates.
There's a seat
for you at the Quidditch pitch,
And all the feasts here are
great.
Besides the Magic schools all suck north of here
anyway.
McGonagall wants you back.
Madam Pomfrey wants you
back.
Hagrid wants you back,
And the students want you
back,
And the centaurs want you back,
And Hogwarts wants you
back
Sybil's got a premonition,
We're taking a
petition,
And the whole school's gonna sign…
(slower)
Come back
to Hogwarts.
It's just not the same since you went away.
We've
got Voldie to thwart,
And the Chamber is open again.
There's
a seat for you at the Quidditch pitch,
And all the feasts here
are great…
(back to speed)
Come
back to Hogwarts
It's just not the same since you went
away
We've got Voldemort to thwart,
And the Chamber is open
again.
There's a seat for you at the Quidditch pitch,
And
all the feasts here are great.
Besides the Magic schools all suck
north of here anyway.
Besides the Magic schools all suck north of here anyway.
Besides the Magic schools all suck north of here anyway.
A/N: I'll take requests for the next song, but I can't guarantee them. I only know so many songs, and I can't parody something I don't know.