Haha we've joked abou this forever so here it is yay? Prolly not.

---No Skillz---

I rang the doorbell like a maniac. Its annoying chime repeated itself over and over again. The door opened and I grinned.

Erika glared at me, she squinted her eyes and made a fist and said in that mumbly growl she has "I hate you."

This could or could not be true I have never been quite sure really. But we are best friends. Her hair was almost shoulder length and crowded around her face like a multi colored golden mane. When she got mad I could nearly imagine her turning into a lion or something. This is only reinforced when she scratches you with her long nails. She was wearing a black t-shirt and jeans.

I took of my wet shoes and trench coat. It was raining out. I stop and look at her. "JAK THREE!" I squealed.

She looks at me and laughed. She bought Jak 3 months ago yet it was still our joke.

"Oooooh" she said a bit randomly, "I can't wait till august."

"Any special reason?"

"Well first all kinds of video games are gona come out, kingdom hearts two, final fantasy twelve, and I forget...oh JAK X! And um…. mage knight booster come out and…." She continued to list as I bounded up the stairs. They are right in front of the front door.

I jump pinto her room and sit on the floor. The wallpaper is green. Mage knights liter the floor a ps2 is perched precariously on a computer chair and her bed is planted firmly in front of a TV.

I turned on the ps2 and she glared at me…"what!" I yelled, " I have to beat EROL!"

She rolled her eyes and picked up her game pro. Why I was playing at her house when I have my own ps2 is a mystery that cannot nor ever be explained…. it's just more fun this way.

So, I sat there playing Jak 3 and driving after this humongous boss trying to shoot it. I yell at the screen when my car flips up and over a dune and gets stuck there. Erika burst out laughing. Jak's dune buggy is firmly stuck. I start fake whining, "Noooo nonono come one I'm stuUuUk," I cried.

"Try jumping out" Erika told me while laughing.

I hit triangle and go tumbling out of the car. I press the look button and zoom in on the car stranded up on the dune.

"That worked!" I yelled as we both burst out in laughter again.

"I HATE THIS GAME!" I yelled melodramatically. As soon as I beat it, I knew I would say I love this game and squeal. But I never beat the game you see. Cause being the crazy people we are Erika and I took a walk…yes in the rain I know.

We lived in a rural area so the houses were far apart with lots of trees. And there was a corner store about a mile away and they were now serving slush puppies. The great pilgrimage began.

So, about half way there we were discussing stargate and the new season coming up. And all the funny things in the show and quoting them.

"Jafa! CreeEeEeEEEE!" Erika sang a bit to happily. I grinned and began to skip backwards. I'm good at that.

"Hey when are you doing to update Get Your…."

"NEVER!" I cried triumphantly, "I really need to change the title?"

"But its fun to say…" she trailed off.

"But it sounds retarded!" I proclaimed. I like proclaiming things.

"Exactly," she said with a little hand motion.

"You suck at life." I told her and stared at my feet with fake despair.

"Hey Sarah?" I looked up at her when she said my name, "what's that?"

She pointed at a large metal thing in the gully by the side of the road.

"OH! Shiny!" I yell and jump into the gully like a retard. My mother called us tardo sisters sometimes.

I picked it up, it well it was weird really look like a metallic ball things bolted to it.

I jumped out of the gully and we stared at it. There was a big red button on it. Erika quirked an eyebrow. I looked at her and back at the strange metal thing.

"I'm not pressing it." I said staring at it.

She shook her head vigorously.

"Watch it like I dunno, call the FBI…."

"Or or…." She said…. i was now caring it as we walked. Don't question it, that's how it happened. "It'll suck us into some weird alternate dimension like those stories online."

I looked at her and laughed, "then we'll die straight away cause we have no skills right."

"Right!" she said with a bit of a half skip. Did I mention it was still raining cause it was?

Then I tripped in a big puddle. I hate tripping. I nearly dropped the big metal thing. I fumbled with it and grabbed it again.

Now before I get any father I must remind you to never ever ever ever press the big red button. So, you can guess what happened.

I fell into Erika and somehow one of us, we still fight over this, press the button.

"Get off of me!" she said with an angry mumble.

I rolled off of her and noticed it wasn't raining. The pavement was gone. I was a bit slow so Erika figured it out way before me.

"Where are we?" she asked a bite innocently.

I looked about, forest in every direction. Big green leafy treeness. And it was pretty. Much prettier than the leafy goodness at home "Um…. well…holy shit?" I said with a complete lack of thoughts in brain.

I didn't notice then but the strange contraption had vanished, or maybe our way home is still back in the forest. To lazzy to go look so lets continue with the story.

I had no clue where we were. I slapped myself discreetly. Erika gave me a funny look. She always gives me funny looks when I swear.

"Why don't we go…that way." I pointed in a random direction. We walked through the pretty forest for a bit till we came to a little rock cliff thing. It doesn't mater really. I scampered up it. Erika took a bit longer, there was a little cave and the most weirdest thingy I have ever seen ever.

"Erika!" I yelled. She was right behind me and looked down at what I was looking at.

"Is that?" she asked.

"Precursor crap?" I ask. I think she nodded her head.

Because right in front of us hovering impossibly over a bottomless abyss was a golden hovery thing.

"Then that means…" Erika said slowly in that smart way she has. We turned around and looked down a very familiar view of haven forest.

"HOLY SHIT!" I suddenly sat down cross-legged.

Erika gave me a very strange look with one eyebrow raised; she always looked at me funny when I swore.