Title: Kinky
Summary: James and Lily go through their 7th year together. Sour but sweet they manage to get by each others pranks, detentions and most of all love. Wait? Who put that in there?
Disclaimer: You know what I'm going to say
Chapter One-
James Potter was a cocky was Lily Evans was good in Charms. He strutted around school with that snitch he had nicked from the school's set. While Lily Evans was right there, making fun of him. But no matter how much she made fun of him, nothing deflated that big head of his.
"Potter, tell me this. With the size of your head how do you manage to get through the door?" Lily said smoothly as he walked into Potions.
"The same way you walk around with that stick shoved up your ass." James replied.
Lily smiled a smile that made the entire guy's hearts melt. "Well wouldn't you know all about that?"
Everyone was turned watching the two teenagers fight. James walked up to her. "Better watch it Evans or else." He warned.
"Or else what? Not like you can get me Potter. Your head won't fit through the door by classes end." She replied and saw the professor come in.
"Alright settle down." Professor Binns said walking to the front. Lily took her seat in the back corner, while James took his in the other corner.
Halfway through the class, James got shot in the head with a bit of parchment. He turned to see Lily smirking and scribbled down something and threw it back.
(Italics James)
(BoldLily)
Hey Potter. Sleepy yet?
Hey babe. Nah, slept through Ancient Ruins.
Need my notes?
I don't need just your notes….
She looked over at James who wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
When and where?
Sorry, you'll have to schedule an appointment with my assistant.
Sirius?
The one the only. I think I have an opening sometime next week.
The bell rang and Lily walked out, feeling rather weird inside. But no, Lily Evans would never fall in love, never have a crush, and never have a boyfriend.