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Chapter2: The Real Trouble begins!

Recap: Last time we left Sly and Carmelita; there were many problems for both of them. First Sly doesn't know how much longer he can keep up the charade of amnesia, and Carmelita is feeling guilty about lying to Sly about who he really was when he first got "amnesia". Meanwhile, Carmelita's old partner Sheila Farmer has come to town from Italy, so since Sly and Carmelita's apartment is being remodeled, they borrowed a mansion from the Thompson's. As Inspector Farmer rekindles her friendship with Carmelita, Sly is thinking of the message from the Thompson's on not to touch the fountain! Meanwhile, Bentley wants Sly to join the gang again, and show him the completed Time Machine!

Thompson's living room: 12:05 p.m.

As Sly, Sheila, and Carmelita walked into the mansion, Sly forgot how HUGE it was. There was a huge kitchen as you they walked in, there was a huge big screen TV in the living room, and a big fancy dining room. This whole place was 3 stories high, and Sly thought And this is only the first story! .

While Sheila and Carmelita caught up on old times, Sly went to put Sheila's bags in her room, Carmelita's bags in her room, and then his bags in his room. The second floor consisted of rooms and bathrooms. Sly put Sheila's bags in her room, which was about the size of a suite. Man! The Thompson's have more money than I thought! thought Sly as he put Carmelita's bags in her suite. With that thought, Sly strolled down memory lane with memories of all the money the gang collected over the years.

As Sly put his bags in his own suite, he went to see what the bathroom was like. It was a fairly big bathroom. It had a big tub and shower, and had a big closet on the side. The closet was really huge, and with all the dust around, it looked like it was used for storing old stuff.

As he was about to leave, Sly noticed a drawer open. He went to see it and saw what was inside, and saw some little kid clothes. He picked up a shirt that a 7 or 8 year old would wear; it was a blue shirt with yellow on the sleeves. "Weird. I guess the Thompson's had kids and didn't want to throw away the material" said Sly as he put down the shirt and went downstairs to see how Carmelita and Sheila were doing.

Thompson's Kitchen: 12:15 p.m.

"So Carmelita, you do realize your new partner happens to be the best thief in the world?" said Sheila.

"I do, but he got amnesia, and I decided he would be a great cop. Besides, I do…love him" said Carmelita.

"Well that's good to know. So, I see you've been doing well as Inspector of Paris" said Sheila.

"I have, and with you Inspector of Italy, it probably feels great" said Carmelita.

"Yeah, but you know I always wanted to be Inspector of Paris, it's always been my dream. However, Italy is really great too" said Sheila.

"Yeah, you were pretty shocked when I got Inspector of Paris, but that's the way it goes I guess" said Carmelita.

"Yeah, I guess…it does" said Sheila.

At that moment, Sly came down the stairs and went to the kitchen were Carmelita and Sheila were.

"So ladies, what do you want to do?" said Sly.

"I have an idea. Carmelita, remember how we would bake cookies when we couldn't figure out a case, and then after we baked some, we figured out the case since we were so relaxed. So, how about we bake some cookies?" said Sheila.

"Great idea, Sly do you know where the flour is?" asked Carmelita.

"I'll look for it" said Sly.

Sly started looking for a bag of flour. After searching cabinet after cabinet, he finally found the bag of flour. It was up high, so Sly jumped for it. However, he just swiped it and fell to the ground. When he hit the ground, some of the flour spilled on Sly.

"Sly!" said Carmelita as she went over to him.

As Carmelita went over to Sly, she accidentally slipped on the flour and hit the ground too. Then most of the flour landed on her and Sly. As they both sat there on the floor with flour on them, they started hearing laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh sorry you guys, it's just… you look like a couple of kids playing" said Sheila.

"Well I'm glad you find humor out of this, Sheila. Carmelita, are you okay?" said Sly

"Yeah, but I'm a complete mess" said Carmelita

"Don't worry, there are showers in our rooms, I say we go get cleaned up. Sheila, do you want to finish the cookies?" asked Sly.

"Sure Sly, you guys go get cleaned up" said Sheila.

Sly's Suite: Sly's P.O.V.

"Well that incident worked well, I hope Carmelita doesn't feel embarrassed, she really wants to impress Sheila" said Sly as he stepped into the shower.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, the water really feels good" said Sly as he washed all the flour off his body. I wonder how Bentley is doing; he is probably looking for me right now. I just can't join the gang again; I want to be with Carmelita, even though I have to give up thievery for her thought Sly.

1 minute into the shower, Sly noticed some thing different. Has the shower always been this huge? Wait, I was pretty sure that I was leveled with the soap rack, now I'm below it. I need to get out of this shower thought Sly.

As Sly got out of the shower he looked at his reflection in the mirror and saw an 18 year old Sly instead of a 21 year old Sly. "Holy Crap, I'm not getting shorter, I'm getting YOUNGER!" said Sly in a voice that was a bit higher than his regular voice. As Sly was rubbed his eyes, he then saw a 17 year old version of himself.

"Wait! Was it the water in the shower that's making me younger?" said Sly as he approached 16.

Sly then started losing muscle definition as he approached 15. When he got to around 14, his voice was a whole octave higher.

Sly kept getting shorter as he passed 13 and 12. As he passed 11, he felt himself going backwards through puberty.

"Will this ever stop?" asked Sly in a voice he didn't even recognize as he passed age 10.

As Sly approached 9, he felt weak and defenseless as he was gaining a bit of baby fat.

Finally the madness stopped when he approached 8 years old. "This can't be happening; I am 21, not 8! Hold on, if this shower made me younger, then what about Carmelita?" said a little naked Sly as he screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".

Carmelita's Suite: Carmelita's P.O.V.

"I can't believe that happened! I hope Sheila doesn't think I'm a freak" said Carmelita as she stepped into the shower.

Carmelita started washing off the flour as she thought I hope Sly is alright, he took a bit of a fall when he tried to get the flour .

This water feels to good…wait. Was my voice always this high? thought Carmelita as she stepped out of the shower.

Carmelita looked into the mirror and saw a 16 year old version of her self. "What is going on? I'm getting younger!" said Carmelita as she passed 15 and 14.

Carmelita started crying as she saw how short she was. She then cried more as she was losing her boobs when she passed 13, 12, and 11.

"This can't be, IT CAN'T!" screamed Carmelita as she passed 10 and 9.

When she reached 8, she looked at herself in the mirror. She looked like a little naked girl. "This…………can't be happening. I hope Sly didn't have the same thing happen to him" said Carmelita. She then started to emit an ear piercing scream!

Paris: 1:00 p.m.

Bentley was right now searching all over Paris for Sly. He has been searching for a couple of hours and has checked everywhere Sly goes now: Interpol, and his apartment. "Where are you Sly? I know you're out here somewhere" said Bentley completely confused.

End Chapter 2

Next Chapter: The true enemy awakes!

Next time: More madness as Sly and Carmelita find out the secret of the fountain, and a new enemy!

Furriefans2: Well there it is. We know what you guys are thinking. HOW DID SLY AND CARMELITA TURN INTO EIGHT YEAR OLDS? Well that will be explained next chapter. Hope you liked it.