Miko groaned as her head stopped spinning she felt something warm underneath her, she sat up finding Jack was under her, without a shirt, "hey Jack get up." she said smacking his face.
"just five more minutes." he groaned rolling over grabbing Miko.
"Jack if you don't get up this instant I'm going to bite you," she said struggling to get out of his grip, "fine don't say I didn't warn you." she bit down on his neck.
He jumped banging his he making Bumblebee complain, "not so loud Bee." Arcee said from outside.
Miko ran her hands down down her body check her clothes, they weren't her normal clothes but they would cover enough, she opened the door and hopped out.
Arcee looked at her, "what are you wearing Miko?" she asked.
Miko finally got a good look at herself, she was wearing, knee high studded platform boots, short cut denim shorts and a black stud and chain bra.
"Miko I knew you liked punk but I didn't think you'd go this far." Jack said standing up.
Miko looked at him slack jawed, he was pretty hot without a shirt on, Arcee rolled over to her, "Miko your drooling." she teased.
Miko wiped her face, "no I'm not," she looked around, they where in Vegas but she couldn't remember why, "hey guys do you know why we are in Vegas?" she asked.
They all started thinking but none of the could remember, Jack open Bumblebee's trunk to find a cybertroneon device, "maybe it has something to do with this." he said holding it up.
"right we where sent to find an energon signal in the desert." Arcee tried to remember more but just couldn't.
"Jack since when do you have a tattoo," she said looking at him.
Arcee looked at Miko, "your one to talk Miko, with your decal."
The two teenagers started trying to find their tattoos, Miko found hers, "I got a tramp stamp, my first tattoo was supposed something awesome not this." she complained.
Jack sighed, "at least you can see yours."
Bee beeped, "you're right Bee we should call Ratchet for a ground bridge." Arcee said.
"no," the humans shouted at her, "not until we have proper clothes." Jack finished.
Bee spoke again, Jack open Bumblebee's glove box, "looks like we're going shopping." Miko cheered.
Jack was silent as he looked a sheet of paper in horror, Miko came over and looked at it as well, her face twisted to shocked horror, the two just stood there.
"Bee grab them I'll call Ratchet." Arcee said, Bumblebee scooped them up, "this is Arcee to bass, requesting a ground bridge."
The ground bridge, the autobots drove through, little to their knowledge Knockout was in a nearby water feature with his hazard lights on.
Back at bass Miko and Jack finally broke out of their trance, June came over to check on them, she looked in to find that they had fallen in a very suggestive position with Miko straddling jacks leg with her hands on his chest.
June gave them the disappointed mum stare, "care to explain what I'm looking at?" she asked crossing her arms.
Arcee transformed and got the device to show Ratchet, "well we don't remember what happened last night but you this might have something to do with it."
Ratchet took the odd rod shaped device, "this look like a short term memory inhibitor but more advanced, by the looks of it could also effort decision making and impulse control." he said.
All the while the two teens sat frozen in fear, Miko spoke up, "well that would explain the tattoos."
June almost ripped Bee's door off to pull the two out, she felt faint looking at them, "Jack your grounded until your thirty and that go's for you to Miko."
Bee finally transformed into his bot form making Jack and Miko's phone fall out with some papers, one of which hit June.
Miko scowled, "you can't ground me, I'm not your daughter."
June read over the paper that hit her, "well according to this paper I'm your mother in law." June stopped and paled before trying to find some where to sit.
Miko looked pale as well and so did Jack, Bee beeped and buzzed at Raff, "well Bee it's like," he paused for a second, "they decided to become eachother partners for the rest of their lives."
"Raff I do not understand what that piece of paper has to do with that but we have something similar, we call it a sparkmate." Optimus said.
"well the paper is basically saying that it's official in the eyes of the law." he said.
"I see, I can say I understand it to some degree." the autobot leader said.
Bullhead walked over, "Miko didn't you say that you didn't want to marry anyone?" he asked.
Miko slowly looked up, "I said I didn't want to marry anyone my parents wanted me to." the room was quite for awhile.
After trying to figure out what to do, Miko definitely was telling her parents so they would stop sending potential husband resumes, well not that she was married but that she had a boyfriend.
When Jack heard her plan he got the spare room at his house in case things went sideways with it.
Jack and Miko talked at Jack's for a while until Miko's parents would be home, she told them the story then there was yelling from the other side followed by Miko telling them to stop trying to control her future.
"well that didn't sound good." Jack said looking at her.
She looked at him, "oh it's not good at all, they want me back in Japan but like hell I'm going to let that happen," Miko smiled, "plus my husband is here." she joked nudging.
"Miko we can not make those jokes around normal people," he smiled, "well looks like it's getting late maybe we should go to bed." he said standing up.
Miko smiled, "well then maybe you should carry your wife across the threshold." she was going injoy teasing his for a while.
He knew what she was doing, he scooped her up, "your right this is technically our honeymoon time." he said walking to his room with her.
"Jack I was kidding, you don't have to take me to bed," she said jumped out of his arms.
He was not letting her get out this, she always does stupid stuff and now he could mess with her, he pinned her to the wall and put his hands under her thighs, "oh but I wanted to have some fun with my wife." he said, Miko turned bright red, Jack smiled, "that's for always running into danger all the time." he said putting her down.
She squished up her face, "Jack that's no fair."